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X-Ray Dummy Riddle

Hint:
Nothing.
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Catching A Cold Riddle

Hint:
True. You come down with a cold, never up.
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The Running Cold Riddle

Hint:
You have a racing pulse and a running nose.
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Doctor And A Teacher Riddle

Hint:
They both test the pupils.
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Annoyed Doctors Riddle

Hint:
When he is out of patients (patience).
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Sore Throat Pony Riddle

Hint:
Because they are both a little hoarse (horse).
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Cold Transportation Riddle

Hint:
A choo-choo train.
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The Healthiest Water Riddle

Hint:
Well water
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A Small Wound Riddle

Hint:
A short cut.
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Swallowing Uranium Riddle

Hint:
You would get atomic ache (a stomach ache).
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Cold Nuts Riddle

Hint:
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
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A Sick Crocodile Riddle

Hint:
An ail-ligator.
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Dangerous Health Riddle

Hint:
Marbles, you don't want to lose them.
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10 Apples Riddle

Hint:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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Hill And A Pill Riddle

Hint:
A hill is hard to get up, a pill is hard to get down.
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1. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? To draw blood!

2. What do you call a doctor who specializes in foot injuries? A sole practitioner!

3. Why did the dentist become a manicurist? Because he wanted to fill every cavity he saw!

4. Why did the pharmacist put a clock in his medicine cabinet? To keep track of the cough syrup!

5. What do you call a doctor who travels in a tiny car? A little practitioner!

6. Why did the dentist need a magician at his practice? To help pull the rabbit teeth!

7. What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A den-sip-phobic!

8. Why did the optometrist break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too much of a spectacle!

9. What do you call a surgeon who sings during an operation? A medley doctor!

10. Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a dentist? Because they always fillings!

11. Why did the orthodontist become a comedian? Because he loved to brace himself for laughter!

12. What do you call a podiatrist with a terrible sense of humor? A corny doctor!

13. Why did the ophthalmologist always wear two pairs of glasses? In case he lost one, he could still see "eye to eye"!

14. What do you call a pediatrician with no sense of humor? A kiddie litter!

15. Why did the anesthesiologist go to the beach? So he could put everyone to sleep with his waves!

16. What do you call a chiropractor who works on ghosts? A spine-tingling doctor!

17. Why did the veterinarian become a magician? Because he could pull rabbits out of cats!

18. What do you call a dentist who just got a haircut? A fang-tastic stylist!

19. Why did the gastroenterologist become a magician? Because he loved making food disappear!

20. What do you call a radiologist with bad handwriting? A scribble master!

21. Why did the dermatologist become an artist? Because he loved to paint skin cells!

22. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating koalas? A eucalyptus expert!

23. Why did the cardiologist break up with his girlfriend? Because she made his heart skip a beat!

24. What do you call a neurologist with a sense of humor? A brain-teaser!

25. Why did the pulmonologist go to the gym? To get some lunges in!

26. What do you call a gynecologist who plays guitar? A string doctor!

27. Why did the physical therapist become a dancer? Because he loved to get patients on their feet!

28. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating turtles? A shell expert!

29. Why did the pharmacist go to medical school? So he could work Rxtra hard!

30. What do you call a veterinarian who is also a musician? A purr-former!

31. Why did the endocrinologist become a chef? Because she loved to balance flavors like hormones!

32. What do you call a urologist who loves model trains? A pee-modeler!

33. Why did the pediatrician become a star on Broadway? Because he loved to work with kid actors!

34. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating giraffes? A neck expert!

35. Why did the gastroenterologist become an author? Because she could write a book on how to deal with stomachs!

36. What do you call a surgeon who loves to fish? A catch-of-the-day-surgeon!

37. Why did the radiologist go to the nightclub? To take X-rays of his dance moves!

38. What do you call a dentist who is also an artist? A brush master!

39. Why did the dermatologist become a beauty influencer? Because she knew how to make skin glow!

40. What do you call a neurologist who loves to sing? A cerebellum singer!

41. Why did the pulmonologist become a balloon artist? Because she could inflate lungs and balloons
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