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1. What do you call a mountain that's always grumpy? A surly peak!
2. Why did the mountain climber bring a shovel on his expedition? To dig himself out of trouble!
3. How do mountains stay in shape? They go rock climbing!
4. What did the mountain say to the valley? "Stop looking down on me!"
5. Why did the mountain refuse to wear pants? Because it didn't want to cover up its peaks!
6. Why did the mountain hide in a cave? Because it was feeling a bit peaky!
7. What do mountains always say to each other? "It's all downhill from here!"
8. Why did the mountain always have cold hands? Because it was rock-solid!
9. What do you call a mountain that's really into fitness? A peak performer!
10. Why don't mountains ever get lost? Because they always know which way is up!
11. What do you call a mountain that's really good at math? An alge-brae!
12. How did the mountain feel after its first hike? Summit-thing special!
13. What is a mountain's favorite type of music? Rock and roll!
14. How do you know when a mountain is having a good day? When it's at its peak performance!
15. What's a mountain's favorite breakfast food? Peaks and bacon!
16. Why was the mountain always afraid of change? Because it was a rocky road!
17. How do you make a mountain laugh? You tickle its ridges!
18. Why do mountains have a hard time making friends? Because they're always high and mighty!
19. What did the mountain say to the rock climber? "Rock on!"
20. Why don't mountains ever get along with trees? Because they're always overshadowing them!
21. How did the mountain become a successful business owner? By always staying at the top of its game!
22. Why did the mountain decide to become a farmer? To grow its own peakeas!
23. How did the mountain become the most popular ski destination? It went down a slippery slope!
24. Why did the mountain decide to quit smoking? Because it was getting lunged at!
25. How did the mountain become an artist? By putting its heart and sole into its work!
26. Why did the mountain get a tattoo of a flag? To show everyone that it peak-perfectly represents humanity!
27. What did the mountain say after summitting Everest? "This is always going to be my high-point in life!"
28. How did the mountain celebrate its birthday? By giving everyone a piece of its rock cake!
29. Why do mountains always have to deal with avalanches? Because they're prone to snow-balling!
30. How did the mountain become a famous musician? By forming a rock band!
31. Why did the mountain refuse to have any neighbors? Because it was peak-a-boo!
32. How did the mountain become a successful real estate agent? By always finding properties that were peak-ly desirable!
33. What did the mountain say to the sun? "Stop shining so brightly! You're making me look bad!"
34. Why do mountains always know the right answer? Because they're always at the top of their game!
35. How did the mountain get over its fear of heights? By taking baby steps one peak at a time!
36. Why was the mountain always so moody? Because it had a rocky past!
37. What did the mountain say to the busy hiker? "Take a break and st-climb with me!"
38. Why did the mountain decide to become a bird watcher? To keep an eye on its nest-egg!
39. What did the mountain say to the river? "Stop following me around! You're making me look bad!"
40. Why don't mountains ever have bad days? Because they're always peak performers!
41. How did the mountain become a superhero? By always being the go-to peak of justice!
42. Why did the mountain decide to become an actor? To show off its range!
43. What did the mountain say to the valley after a snowstorm? "I'm on top of the world!"
44. How did the mountain become an expert in avalanche rescue? By learning to stay cool under pressure!
45. Why do mountains always have deep thoughts? Because they're always at peak introspection!
46. What did the mountain say to the skier? "Let's go for a run down my slope!"
47. Why did the mountain always have trouble making decisions? Because it had too many peaks!
48. What did the mountain say to the bear? "Don't mess with me, I'm a rocky road!"
49. How did the mountain become an expert in geology? By studying its own rocky foundation!
50. Why did the mountain decide to become a motivational speaker? To help others reach their peak potential!
1. What do you call a mountain that's always grumpy? A surly peak!
2. Why did the mountain climber bring a shovel on his expedition? To dig himself out of trouble!
3. How do mountains stay in shape? They go rock climbing!
4. What did the mountain say to the valley? "Stop looking down on me!"
5. Why did the mountain refuse to wear pants? Because it didn't want to cover up its peaks!
6. Why did the mountain hide in a cave? Because it was feeling a bit peaky!
7. What do mountains always say to each other? "It's all downhill from here!"
8. Why did the mountain always have cold hands? Because it was rock-solid!
9. What do you call a mountain that's really into fitness? A peak performer!
10. Why don't mountains ever get lost? Because they always know which way is up!
11. What do you call a mountain that's really good at math? An alge-brae!
12. How did the mountain feel after its first hike? Summit-thing special!
13. What is a mountain's favorite type of music? Rock and roll!
14. How do you know when a mountain is having a good day? When it's at its peak performance!
15. What's a mountain's favorite breakfast food? Peaks and bacon!
16. Why was the mountain always afraid of change? Because it was a rocky road!
17. How do you make a mountain laugh? You tickle its ridges!
18. Why do mountains have a hard time making friends? Because they're always high and mighty!
19. What did the mountain say to the rock climber? "Rock on!"
20. Why don't mountains ever get along with trees? Because they're always overshadowing them!
21. How did the mountain become a successful business owner? By always staying at the top of its game!
22. Why did the mountain decide to become a farmer? To grow its own peakeas!
23. How did the mountain become the most popular ski destination? It went down a slippery slope!
24. Why did the mountain decide to quit smoking? Because it was getting lunged at!
25. How did the mountain become an artist? By putting its heart and sole into its work!
26. Why did the mountain get a tattoo of a flag? To show everyone that it peak-perfectly represents humanity!
27. What did the mountain say after summitting Everest? "This is always going to be my high-point in life!"
28. How did the mountain celebrate its birthday? By giving everyone a piece of its rock cake!
29. Why do mountains always have to deal with avalanches? Because they're prone to snow-balling!
30. How did the mountain become a famous musician? By forming a rock band!
31. Why did the mountain refuse to have any neighbors? Because it was peak-a-boo!
32. How did the mountain become a successful real estate agent? By always finding properties that were peak-ly desirable!
33. What did the mountain say to the sun? "Stop shining so brightly! You're making me look bad!"
34. Why do mountains always know the right answer? Because they're always at the top of their game!
35. How did the mountain get over its fear of heights? By taking baby steps one peak at a time!
36. Why was the mountain always so moody? Because it had a rocky past!
37. What did the mountain say to the busy hiker? "Take a break and st-climb with me!"
38. Why did the mountain decide to become a bird watcher? To keep an eye on its nest-egg!
39. What did the mountain say to the river? "Stop following me around! You're making me look bad!"
40. Why don't mountains ever have bad days? Because they're always peak performers!
41. How did the mountain become a superhero? By always being the go-to peak of justice!
42. Why did the mountain decide to become an actor? To show off its range!
43. What did the mountain say to the valley after a snowstorm? "I'm on top of the world!"
44. How did the mountain become an expert in avalanche rescue? By learning to stay cool under pressure!
45. Why do mountains always have deep thoughts? Because they're always at peak introspection!
46. What did the mountain say to the skier? "Let's go for a run down my slope!"
47. Why did the mountain always have trouble making decisions? Because it had too many peaks!
48. What did the mountain say to the bear? "Don't mess with me, I'm a rocky road!"
49. How did the mountain become an expert in geology? By studying its own rocky foundation!
50. Why did the mountain decide to become a motivational speaker? To help others reach their peak potential!