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1. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
2. Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the carrot on the other side.
3. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider? A Harenyx!
4. What does a bunny use when it's sunny? A hare dryer!
5. What do you call a rabbit that's been caught stealing carrots? A vegetable thief!
6. How do rabbits stay cool in the summertime? They have a hop-wet!
7. Why do rabbits make terrible players? They always have one hare out of position!
8. Why did the rabbit go on a diet? It was a carrot cleanse!
9. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hareline!
10. What do you call a rabbit that gets a haircut? A barber cutesy!
11. Why was the rabbit reading Playboy? He wanted to see how his people were portrayed in the media!
12. What do you call a rabbit that's a superhero? The hare apparent!
13. What's a rabbit's favorite TV show? Bun in the Family!
14. What do you call a rabbit that likes to paint? An artsy hare!
15. What's a rabbit's favorite thing to say before they go to sleep? Nighty delight!
16. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? It wanted to work on its hare-do!
17. What do you call a rabbit that's been caught in a trap? Trappity tap tap!
18. Why are rabbits so good at math? They're great at multiplying!
19. What does a rabbit use to clean its ears? A hare brush!
20. What do you call a rabbit that's on its way to a party? A hop-timist!
21. Why didn't the rabbit finish its book? It was too full of bunny business!
22. What do you call a rabbit that's a professional dancer? The hoppelganger!
23. What's the difference between a rabbit and a flea? One hops and the other skips a hare!
24. Why did the rabbit go to the bank? To get a bunny for its money!
25. What do you call a rabbit that's good at martial arts? The karrot-kick-kid!
26. Why did the rabbit go to the hat store? It needed a hare-cut accessory!
27. What kind of music do rabbits listen to? Hip hop!
28. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? "You're my main squeeze!"
29. What did the rabbit say when it won the race? "That's all, folks!"
30. What do you call a rabbit in a suit? A bunny-nessman!
31. How do rabbits stay organized? They have a hop planner!
32. Why was the rabbit unhappy on Halloween? It had to wear a car-eater costume!
33. What do you call a rabbit that's always changing colors? A chameleon hair!
34. What's a rabbit's favorite movie? Julie and Hair-y!
35. Why did the rabbit go to the barbershop? It needed a harecut!
36. What do you call a rabbit that's always getting into trouble? A bunnywrecker!
37. What do you call a rabbit that's really good at cooking? A soufflé bunny!
38. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? It wanted to work on its hare-split!
39. What do you call a rabbit that's a race car driver? The harely fast bunny!
40. What do rabbits use to get in shape? A hare-aerobics class!
41. What did the rabbit say to the flower? "Hello, bunnybloom!"
42. How do rabbits measure their success in business? By the number of hare shares they have!
43. What's a rabbit's favorite radio station? XYZ-hop!
44. Why did the rabbit go to the fashion show? It wanted to see what the latest hare-dos were!
45. What do you call a rabbit that's really good at billiards? The hareless champion!
46. What do you call a rabbit that's always on time? A harebourne-clock!
47. What did the rabbit say to the antelope? "Hare you doing today?"
48. Why did the rabbit go to the art museum? It was hare-raising!
49. What do you call a rabbit that's always referring to itself in the third person? The hare ego!
50. Why was the rabbit sad? Its hopportunity had hopped away!
1. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny!
2. Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get to the carrot on the other side.
3. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider? A Harenyx!
4. What does a bunny use when it's sunny? A hare dryer!
5. What do you call a rabbit that's been caught stealing carrots? A vegetable thief!
6. How do rabbits stay cool in the summertime? They have a hop-wet!
7. Why do rabbits make terrible players? They always have one hare out of position!
8. Why did the rabbit go on a diet? It was a carrot cleanse!
9. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hareline!
10. What do you call a rabbit that gets a haircut? A barber cutesy!
11. Why was the rabbit reading Playboy? He wanted to see how his people were portrayed in the media!
12. What do you call a rabbit that's a superhero? The hare apparent!
13. What's a rabbit's favorite TV show? Bun in the Family!
14. What do you call a rabbit that likes to paint? An artsy hare!
15. What's a rabbit's favorite thing to say before they go to sleep? Nighty delight!
16. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? It wanted to work on its hare-do!
17. What do you call a rabbit that's been caught in a trap? Trappity tap tap!
18. Why are rabbits so good at math? They're great at multiplying!
19. What does a rabbit use to clean its ears? A hare brush!
20. What do you call a rabbit that's on its way to a party? A hop-timist!
21. Why didn't the rabbit finish its book? It was too full of bunny business!
22. What do you call a rabbit that's a professional dancer? The hoppelganger!
23. What's the difference between a rabbit and a flea? One hops and the other skips a hare!
24. Why did the rabbit go to the bank? To get a bunny for its money!
25. What do you call a rabbit that's good at martial arts? The karrot-kick-kid!
26. Why did the rabbit go to the hat store? It needed a hare-cut accessory!
27. What kind of music do rabbits listen to? Hip hop!
28. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? "You're my main squeeze!"
29. What did the rabbit say when it won the race? "That's all, folks!"
30. What do you call a rabbit in a suit? A bunny-nessman!
31. How do rabbits stay organized? They have a hop planner!
32. Why was the rabbit unhappy on Halloween? It had to wear a car-eater costume!
33. What do you call a rabbit that's always changing colors? A chameleon hair!
34. What's a rabbit's favorite movie? Julie and Hair-y!
35. Why did the rabbit go to the barbershop? It needed a harecut!
36. What do you call a rabbit that's always getting into trouble? A bunnywrecker!
37. What do you call a rabbit that's really good at cooking? A soufflé bunny!
38. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? It wanted to work on its hare-split!
39. What do you call a rabbit that's a race car driver? The harely fast bunny!
40. What do rabbits use to get in shape? A hare-aerobics class!
41. What did the rabbit say to the flower? "Hello, bunnybloom!"
42. How do rabbits measure their success in business? By the number of hare shares they have!
43. What's a rabbit's favorite radio station? XYZ-hop!
44. Why did the rabbit go to the fashion show? It wanted to see what the latest hare-dos were!
45. What do you call a rabbit that's really good at billiards? The hareless champion!
46. What do you call a rabbit that's always on time? A harebourne-clock!
47. What did the rabbit say to the antelope? "Hare you doing today?"
48. Why did the rabbit go to the art museum? It was hare-raising!
49. What do you call a rabbit that's always referring to itself in the third person? The hare ego!
50. Why was the rabbit sad? Its hopportunity had hopped away!