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1. What kind of music do planets listen to? Neptunes!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
5. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
6. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. What animal do you never want to play cards with? A cheetah!
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A Moo-sical!
10. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
11. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell-a-cappella!
12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
13. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
14. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
15. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
16. Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was feeling cushion-sick!
17. How do oceans say hello? They wave!
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
19. What do you call a sloth that can't move? A slowpoke!
20. Why did the orange go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date-date!
21. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A travel-grizzly!
22. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly!
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!
25. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but his true love be the C.
26. What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A Purr-chestra!
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a chili pepper? Brrr!rito!
28. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
29. What do you call a dentist in the army? A drill sergeant!
30. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
31. What do you call a horse that can't run? A mustang with a flat!
32. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? He barked with de-light!
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
35. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
36. What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers!
37. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
38. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!
39. What did the squirrel say when he won the lottery? I'm going nuts with excitement!
40. What do you call a dinosaur with a good vocabulary? A thesaurus!
41. Why did the crab cross the road? To get to the sandy beach on the other side!
42. What do you call a group of monkeys playing instruments? A Barrel of Monkeys!
43. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A Navi-gator!
44. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
45. Why did the baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it!
46. What's a pirate's favorite subject in school? Arrrr-tuhmetic!
47. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
48. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!
49. What do you call a cow that's just given birth? De-calf-inated!
50. Why did the banana wear a band-aid? Because it got a-peel!
1. What kind of music do planets listen to? Neptunes!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
5. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
6. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. What animal do you never want to play cards with? A cheetah!
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A Moo-sical!
10. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
11. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell-a-cappella!
12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
13. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
14. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
15. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
16. Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was feeling cushion-sick!
17. How do oceans say hello? They wave!
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
19. What do you call a sloth that can't move? A slowpoke!
20. Why did the orange go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date-date!
21. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A travel-grizzly!
22. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly!
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!
25. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but his true love be the C.
26. What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A Purr-chestra!
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a chili pepper? Brrr!rito!
28. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
29. What do you call a dentist in the army? A drill sergeant!
30. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
31. What do you call a horse that can't run? A mustang with a flat!
32. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? He barked with de-light!
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
35. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
36. What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers!
37. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
38. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!
39. What did the squirrel say when he won the lottery? I'm going nuts with excitement!
40. What do you call a dinosaur with a good vocabulary? A thesaurus!
41. Why did the crab cross the road? To get to the sandy beach on the other side!
42. What do you call a group of monkeys playing instruments? A Barrel of Monkeys!
43. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A Navi-gator!
44. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
45. Why did the baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it!
46. What's a pirate's favorite subject in school? Arrrr-tuhmetic!
47. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
48. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing!
49. What do you call a cow that's just given birth? De-calf-inated!
50. Why did the banana wear a band-aid? Because it got a-peel!