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Rude Riddles
Rude riddles are any type of puzzle or question that offer a rude or offensive answer. These puzzles are often filled with humor, and relate to everyday experiences such as marriage, love, break-ups, being broke, and so on. Essentially these joke filled brain teasers are for total enjoyment and fun.

At Riddles and Answers our staff has searched high and low for the rudest riddles around. Want to know what a Christmas Tree and priest have in common? Or what a woman with one leg is called? Then these hilarious and offensive riddles are just for you!

Due to the adult nature of some of these riddles, we must advise any person under 18 to read this page with parental approval only.

Princess Diana And French Wine Riddle

Hint:
They both came from France in a wooden box.
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Dirty Dwarfs Riddle

Hint:
Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."
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Disneyland In China Riddle

Hint:
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
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Rectal Thermometer Riddle

Hint:
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patients best side.
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Parking Spot Women Riddle

Hint:
Because all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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Lava Lamp Men Riddle

Hint:
Because they are fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Facebook Loners Riddle

Hint:
Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!
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The Perfect Husband Riddle

Hint:
One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
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Flying Pig And A Politician Riddle

Hint:
The letter F.
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Obama's Two Terms Riddle

Hint:
Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
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