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Simple Silly Riddles For All

Silly Riddles
Silly riddles function for the purpose of irritating your friends, as the answers are almost always straight forward yet quite irrational. Children, both young and old are the crowd who is likely to appreciate this set of slaphappy puzzles.

Brain teasers are alleged to have great positive effects on the mental development of children. These particular riddles are also great for children because they are injected with humor and will be sure to make the kids smile, chuckle, and laugh.

Each riddle featured in this section is rated at a beginner level of difficulty. If you are looking for more difficult riddles to solve you should browse our site. We have amassed great collections of hard puzzles and brain teasers for teens and adults as well.

Why Do Bees Hum Riddle

Hint:
Because they don't know the words.
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Candy That Was Stolen Riddle

Hint:
Hot chocolate!
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The Stage Manager Riddle

Hint:
He wanted the audience glued to their seats.
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A Monster Likes You

Hint:
He asks you to be his Ghoulfriend.
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5 Apples In One Hand Riddle

Hint:
Two big hands!
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Red With Claws Riddle

Hint:
A Slobster!
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What Did The Nut Say

Hint:
I'm a cashew.
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Difficult Pianos

Hint:
Because the keys are inside!
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Ghost's On Saturday Night

Hint:
Boogie
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An Alien And Something White And Fluffy

Hint:
A martian-mallow!
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Trampoline Dance Riddle

Hint:
Hip-Hop.
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Angry Science Teacher

Hint:
He was a mad scientist.
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Making Skeletons Laugh

Hint:
Tickle its funny bone!
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Fueling Up

Hint:
Phillip (fill up)
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A Laundered Robbery

Hint:
He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Post Your Silly Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Silly Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

5. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

6. How do you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

8. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

11. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."

12. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

13. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

14. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A Python.

15. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.

16. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

17. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn't find a date.

18. What do you call a cow that's just given birth? De-calf-inated.

19. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

20. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on repeatedly? Nothing, it just let out a little whine again.

22. Why shouldn't you play poker in the savanna? Too many cheetahs.

23. What do you call a turtle that likes to work out? A shell-lifter.

24. Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything, even lies.

25. Why don't ghosts go swimming? They don't like getting wet behind the ears.

26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite bites.

27. Why did the baker go to therapy? She had too many turnovers.

28. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouched potato.

29. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

30. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.

31. What do you call a sheep that does karate? A lamb chop.

32. Why are ghosts such bad singers? Because they're constantly singing off-key.

33. Why did the bird fall off the swing? Because it had no wings.

34. What do you call a snowman's breakfast? Frosted flakes.

35. Why did the banana split? Because it saw the apple turnover.

36. What's a good name for a magician's dog? Hocus Pocus Paws.

37. Why did the clock get a divorce? Because it ticked off its partner.

38. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire.

39. Why don't dinosaurs drive cars? They're extinct.

40. What do you call a group of otters playing instruments? An ottertunes band.

41. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? They'd be bay-gulls.

42. What do you call a fake rock? Counterfeit.

43. What do you give an elf who's been naughty? A "jingle" bell.

44. Why did the shoe break up with the sock? It wanted to sole-search.

45. What do you call a lion who likes to party? A cha-tawny.

46. What do you call a pet snake that's always on the go? A slithery jogger.

47. Why did the internet go to the doctor? It had a website infection.

48. What's a good name for a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.

49. Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.

50. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea.
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