Post Your Train Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Train Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!
2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!
3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!
5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!
6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!
7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!
8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!
9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!
10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?
11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!
12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!
13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!
14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!
15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!
16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!
17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!
18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!
19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!
20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!
21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!
22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!
23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!
24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!
25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!
26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!
27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!
28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!
29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!
30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!
31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!
32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!
33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!
34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!
35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!
36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!
37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!
38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!
39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!
40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!
41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!
42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!
43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!
44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!
45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!
46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!
47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!
48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!
49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!
50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!
1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!
2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!
3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!
5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!
6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!
7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!
8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!
9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!
10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?
11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!
12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!
13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!
14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!
15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!
16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!
17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!
18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!
19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!
20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!
21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!
22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!
23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!
24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!
25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!
26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!
27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!
28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!
29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!
30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!
31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!
32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!
33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!
34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!
35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!
36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!
37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!
38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!
39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!
40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!
41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!
42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!
43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!
44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!
45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!
46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!
47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!
48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!
49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!
50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!