Turtle Birthdays Riddle
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Communicating Turtle Riddle
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Turtles Flu Shot Riddle
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I Have A Shell
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No Turtles In Baseball
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A Shy Guy Riddle
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Turtle Crossing The Road
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My House Is With Me
I have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
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The Turtles New Shell
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1. What do you call a group of turtles that love to sing? A shell-a choir!
2. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
3. Why did the turtle get a ticket? He was caught speeding on his skateboard!
4. Why did the turtle join a gym? To work on his shell-fie!
5. Why do turtles make great detectives? Because they always have a shell-evidence!
6. What do you call a turtle that's really good at tennis? A Grand Slam-shell champion!
7. Why don't turtles like fast food? Because they prefer slow-cooked meals!
8. What's a turtle's favorite genre of music? Slow jams!
9. What's a turtle's favorite snack? Slow-cooked spaghetti!
10. What did the turtle say to the snail when they were racing? "Let's make this a shell-ebration!"
11. Why do turtles always win at poker? Because they have great shells!
12. What kind of turtle loves to work out? A muscle-shell man!
13. Why do turtles always have such great posture? Because they never slouch in their shells!
14. What's a turtle's favorite board game? Shell-eopardy!
15. Why do turtles make terrible chefs? Because they're always too shellfish!
16. How do turtles vote in elections? They shell-ebrate democracy!
17. What do you call a turtle with a great sense of humor? A witty-shell!
18. What do you call a turtle with a lot of swagger? A shell-a-delic dancer!
19. Why did the turtle go to space? To explore the unknown shell-ections!
20. What do you call a turtle that's a champion boxer? A shell-terweight champ!
21. Why do turtles make great photographers? Because they always know their best shell angles!
22. What's a turtle's favorite TV show? Shell-ter Skelter!
23. Why did the turtle refuse to leave his house? Because he was shell-shocked!
24. What's a turtle's favorite type of coffee? Espresso-shell!
25. What do you call a turtle who's always fashionably late? A tardy-shell!
26. Why do turtles make great storytellers? Because they always have shell-credible tales!
27. What kind of music do turtles listen to when they're feeling down? Sad shell-ads!
28. What's a turtle's favorite kind of pie? Turtlentil pie!
29. Why do turtles make great comedians? Because they always crack themselves up!
30. What's a turtle's favorite type of cookie? Snicker-shell!
31. Why do turtles make great pilots? Because they're used to flying with their shells!
32. What's a turtle's favorite sports drink? Shell-shock!
33. What kind of turtle loves to dance? A hip-hop-otamus!
34. Why did the turtle take up knitting? To make himself a shell-ish sweater!
35. What's a turtle's favorite type of sandwich? A shell-fish sub!
36. What's a turtle's favorite holiday? Shell-oween!
37. What do you call a turtle with a bowtie? A bow-shell!
38. Why do turtles make great athletes? Because they have shell-deeming qualities!
39. What do you call a turtle who loves to sing opera? A tenor-turtle!
40. What's a turtle's favorite superhero? Shell-ctacular!
41. Why did the turtle go to a music festival? To shell-ebrate with his favorite bands!
42. What's a turtle's favorite mode of transportation? A shell-copter!
43. What kind of turtle loves to garden? A herbivore-tle!
44. Why do turtles make great detectives? Because they always have a shell-bent for solving mysteries!
45. What's a turtle's favorite summer activity? Shell hunting!
46. Why did the turtle go to culinary school? To become a master shell-chef!
47. What do you call a turtle who's an expert in martial arts? A shell-fense master!
48. Why do turtles make terrible actors? Because they always freeze up in their shells!
49. What's a turtle's favorite way to relax? To shellax on the beach!
50. Why did the turtle become a scientist? To shell-ve solutions to the world's problems!
1. What do you call a group of turtles that love to sing? A shell-a choir!
2. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
3. Why did the turtle get a ticket? He was caught speeding on his skateboard!
4. Why did the turtle join a gym? To work on his shell-fie!
5. Why do turtles make great detectives? Because they always have a shell-evidence!
6. What do you call a turtle that's really good at tennis? A Grand Slam-shell champion!
7. Why don't turtles like fast food? Because they prefer slow-cooked meals!
8. What's a turtle's favorite genre of music? Slow jams!
9. What's a turtle's favorite snack? Slow-cooked spaghetti!
10. What did the turtle say to the snail when they were racing? "Let's make this a shell-ebration!"
11. Why do turtles always win at poker? Because they have great shells!
12. What kind of turtle loves to work out? A muscle-shell man!
13. Why do turtles always have such great posture? Because they never slouch in their shells!
14. What's a turtle's favorite board game? Shell-eopardy!
15. Why do turtles make terrible chefs? Because they're always too shellfish!
16. How do turtles vote in elections? They shell-ebrate democracy!
17. What do you call a turtle with a great sense of humor? A witty-shell!
18. What do you call a turtle with a lot of swagger? A shell-a-delic dancer!
19. Why did the turtle go to space? To explore the unknown shell-ections!
20. What do you call a turtle that's a champion boxer? A shell-terweight champ!
21. Why do turtles make great photographers? Because they always know their best shell angles!
22. What's a turtle's favorite TV show? Shell-ter Skelter!
23. Why did the turtle refuse to leave his house? Because he was shell-shocked!
24. What's a turtle's favorite type of coffee? Espresso-shell!
25. What do you call a turtle who's always fashionably late? A tardy-shell!
26. Why do turtles make great storytellers? Because they always have shell-credible tales!
27. What kind of music do turtles listen to when they're feeling down? Sad shell-ads!
28. What's a turtle's favorite kind of pie? Turtlentil pie!
29. Why do turtles make great comedians? Because they always crack themselves up!
30. What's a turtle's favorite type of cookie? Snicker-shell!
31. Why do turtles make great pilots? Because they're used to flying with their shells!
32. What's a turtle's favorite sports drink? Shell-shock!
33. What kind of turtle loves to dance? A hip-hop-otamus!
34. Why did the turtle take up knitting? To make himself a shell-ish sweater!
35. What's a turtle's favorite type of sandwich? A shell-fish sub!
36. What's a turtle's favorite holiday? Shell-oween!
37. What do you call a turtle with a bowtie? A bow-shell!
38. Why do turtles make great athletes? Because they have shell-deeming qualities!
39. What do you call a turtle who loves to sing opera? A tenor-turtle!
40. What's a turtle's favorite superhero? Shell-ctacular!
41. Why did the turtle go to a music festival? To shell-ebrate with his favorite bands!
42. What's a turtle's favorite mode of transportation? A shell-copter!
43. What kind of turtle loves to garden? A herbivore-tle!
44. Why do turtles make great detectives? Because they always have a shell-bent for solving mysteries!
45. What's a turtle's favorite summer activity? Shell hunting!
46. Why did the turtle go to culinary school? To become a master shell-chef!
47. What do you call a turtle who's an expert in martial arts? A shell-fense master!
48. Why do turtles make terrible actors? Because they always freeze up in their shells!
49. What's a turtle's favorite way to relax? To shellax on the beach!
50. Why did the turtle become a scientist? To shell-ve solutions to the world's problems!