Post Your Whatsapp Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Whatsapp Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing on WhatsApp.
2. What did the iPhone say to the android? "WhatsAppening?"
3. How do you make a group chat laugh? Send them a WhatsApp pun.
4. What did the shoe say to the other shoe? "Let's WhatsApp a mile in each other's soles."
5. How did the computer break up with its girlfriend? It sent her a WhatsApp message saying, "Ctrl Alt Delete."
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a WhatsApp cramp.
7. What do you call a cow that sends WhatsApp messages? A moo-senger.
8. What did the pirate say when he received a WhatsApp message? "I-be replyin' soon, matey!"
9. Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything on WhatsApp.
10. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a tree? A leaflet.
11. What did the dog say when he received a WhatsApp message from his owner? "Bone-appétit!"
12. What did the snail say when it logged onto WhatsApp? "Slow connection today."
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems on WhatsApp.
14. What did the bird say to its friend on WhatsApp? "Wing it over to my place later."
15. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? Because it was two tired from texting on WhatsApp.
16. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a bird? A tweet.
17. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything on WhatsApp.
18. How does a tree send a WhatsApp message? It branches out.
19. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a snake? A hiss-terical text.
20. Why did the chicken cross the road? To send a WhatsApp message to its friends on the other side.
21. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a ghost? A boo-tiful text.
22. How do you make a dolphin smile? Send it a WhatsApp message.
23. What did the baseball say when it received a WhatsApp message? "I'm all in, coach!"
24. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a WhatsApp cramp.
25. What does a clock say when it sends a WhatsApp message? "Tock to you later!"
26. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a bee? A buzz-iness inquiry.
27. Why did the fish send a WhatsApp message to the shark? "Can we be friends, or are you gonna fin-ish me off?"
28. What did the phone say when it received a WhatsApp message? "I'm buzzing with excitement!"
29. Why are oysters so good at sending WhatsApp messages? Because they're shellfish.
30. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a magician? A spell-check.
31. What did the elephant say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Trunk you for the text!"
32. Why can't a bicycle send a WhatsApp message? Because it's two-tired!
33. What did the tree say to the grass on WhatsApp? "Lawn time no chat!"
34. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a kangaroo? A hoppy note.
35. What did the guitar say when it received a WhatsApp message? "That's music to my ears!"
36. Why did the cookie feel left out of the WhatsApp group chat? Because it always got crumb-led over.
37. How does a caterpillar send a WhatsApp message? It metamorphoses into a butterfly phone.
38. Why did the whale send a WhatsApp message to its friends on land? "I'm a seamaid for life!"
39. What did the horse say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Hay there!"
40. Why did the frog send a WhatsApp message to the fly? "I'm hoppy to see you!"
41. What does a ghost say when it sends a WhatsApp message? "I'm boo-tiful!"
42. Why couldn't the peanut send a WhatsApp message? Because it was too nutty.
43. What did the turtle say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Slow and steady wins the text race."
44. What do you call a WhatsApp group made up entirely of tomatoes? A chat-tuplet.
45. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus on WhatsApp.
46. What did the doormat say to the shoes on WhatsApp? "Solemates!"
47. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a sheep? A wooly text.
48. Why did the cow send a WhatsApp message to its farmer? "Moo-ve over and make room for me!"
49. What did the egg say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Egg-static to hear from you!"
50. How do you make a lemon smile? Send it a WhatsApp message.
1. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing on WhatsApp.
2. What did the iPhone say to the android? "WhatsAppening?"
3. How do you make a group chat laugh? Send them a WhatsApp pun.
4. What did the shoe say to the other shoe? "Let's WhatsApp a mile in each other's soles."
5. How did the computer break up with its girlfriend? It sent her a WhatsApp message saying, "Ctrl Alt Delete."
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a WhatsApp cramp.
7. What do you call a cow that sends WhatsApp messages? A moo-senger.
8. What did the pirate say when he received a WhatsApp message? "I-be replyin' soon, matey!"
9. Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything on WhatsApp.
10. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a tree? A leaflet.
11. What did the dog say when he received a WhatsApp message from his owner? "Bone-appétit!"
12. What did the snail say when it logged onto WhatsApp? "Slow connection today."
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems on WhatsApp.
14. What did the bird say to its friend on WhatsApp? "Wing it over to my place later."
15. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? Because it was two tired from texting on WhatsApp.
16. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a bird? A tweet.
17. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything on WhatsApp.
18. How does a tree send a WhatsApp message? It branches out.
19. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a snake? A hiss-terical text.
20. Why did the chicken cross the road? To send a WhatsApp message to its friends on the other side.
21. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a ghost? A boo-tiful text.
22. How do you make a dolphin smile? Send it a WhatsApp message.
23. What did the baseball say when it received a WhatsApp message? "I'm all in, coach!"
24. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a WhatsApp cramp.
25. What does a clock say when it sends a WhatsApp message? "Tock to you later!"
26. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a bee? A buzz-iness inquiry.
27. Why did the fish send a WhatsApp message to the shark? "Can we be friends, or are you gonna fin-ish me off?"
28. What did the phone say when it received a WhatsApp message? "I'm buzzing with excitement!"
29. Why are oysters so good at sending WhatsApp messages? Because they're shellfish.
30. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a magician? A spell-check.
31. What did the elephant say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Trunk you for the text!"
32. Why can't a bicycle send a WhatsApp message? Because it's two-tired!
33. What did the tree say to the grass on WhatsApp? "Lawn time no chat!"
34. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a kangaroo? A hoppy note.
35. What did the guitar say when it received a WhatsApp message? "That's music to my ears!"
36. Why did the cookie feel left out of the WhatsApp group chat? Because it always got crumb-led over.
37. How does a caterpillar send a WhatsApp message? It metamorphoses into a butterfly phone.
38. Why did the whale send a WhatsApp message to its friends on land? "I'm a seamaid for life!"
39. What did the horse say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Hay there!"
40. Why did the frog send a WhatsApp message to the fly? "I'm hoppy to see you!"
41. What does a ghost say when it sends a WhatsApp message? "I'm boo-tiful!"
42. Why couldn't the peanut send a WhatsApp message? Because it was too nutty.
43. What did the turtle say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Slow and steady wins the text race."
44. What do you call a WhatsApp group made up entirely of tomatoes? A chat-tuplet.
45. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus on WhatsApp.
46. What did the doormat say to the shoes on WhatsApp? "Solemates!"
47. What do you call a WhatsApp message from a sheep? A wooly text.
48. Why did the cow send a WhatsApp message to its farmer? "Moo-ve over and make room for me!"
49. What did the egg say when it received a WhatsApp message? "Egg-static to hear from you!"
50. How do you make a lemon smile? Send it a WhatsApp message.