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1. What do you call a zombie who loves to cook? A stew-dead chef!
2. Why do zombies love to dance? Because it gets their blood flowing!
3. What do you call a zombie who's always late? A deadliner!
4. Why don't zombies like sports? Because they're always dead last!
5. What do you call a zombie who's good at math? A calcul-later!
6. What do you call a zombie who's always worried? A nervous wreck!
7. Why do zombies never win at poker? Because they always have a tell-tale heart!
8. What do you call a zombie who's a great singer? A dead-diva!
9. Why do zombies love to binge-watch TV shows? Because they can't get enough brain-stemming entertainment!
10. What do you call a zombie who's always thirsty? A dead-parched!
11. Why did the zombie cross the road? To get to the other side, but mostly to chase humans!
12. What do you call a zombie who's a fashion icon? A dead-trendy!
13. Why don't zombies use computers? Because they're afraid of the mouse!
14. What do you call a zombie who's always suspicious? A dead-pan-handler!
15. Why do zombies love Halloween? Because it's their one day to shine (or not shine, depending on how much decay has set in)!
16. What do you call a zombie who never speaks up? A silent-dead!
17. Why don't zombies play musical instruments? Because they're all-dead singers!
18. What do you call a zombie who's always trying to be funny? A dead-jester!
19. Why do zombies love coffee? Because it keeps them moaning!
20. What do you call a zombie who's always hanging out by the water cooler? A dead-cooler!
21. What do you call a zombie who's always sneezing? A dead-snuffleupagus!
22. Why do zombies never get sick? Because they're already dead!
23. What do you call a zombie who's a great artist? A dead-painter!
24. Why don't zombies know how to swim? Because they always sink!
25. What do you call a zombie who's always taking risks? A dead-daredevil!
26. Why do zombies love to travel? So they can see the world before it's destroyed!
27. What do you call a zombie who's always falling down? A dead-weight!
28. Why don't zombies like to read books? Because they're always looking for pictures of brains!
29. What do you call a zombie who's really into meditation? A dead-zen-master!
30. Why do zombies hate winter? Because it's too cold to keep their blood flowing!
31. What do you call a zombie who's always watching soap operas? A dead-time TV addict!
32. Why don't zombies like to eat vegetables? Because they prefer brain food!
33. What do you call a zombie who's a great builder? A dead-carpenter!
34. Why do zombies love to play chess? Because they enjoy taking pieces!
35. What do you call a zombie who's a great storyteller? A dead-tale-teller!
36. Why don't zombies like to fly on airplanes? Because they always have to check their carry-on brains!
37. What do you call a zombie who's always on social media? A dead-facebooker!
38. Why do zombies love to go to the movies? Because they can smell the brains of the popcorn!
39. What do you call a zombie who's really good at math? A dead-calculation!
40. Why don't zombies like to jog? Because they always lose their brains!
41. What do you call a zombie who's always daydreaming? A dead-dreamer!
42. Why do zombies never pay attention in class? Because they're always dead-tired!
43. What do you call a zombie who's really into fashion? A dead-closet!
44. Why don't zombies like to watch sports? Because they're already dead inside!
45. What do you call a zombie who's always on a diet? A dead-weight loser!
46. Why do zombies love to go shopping? Because they can find the latest brain-trends!
47. What do you call a zombie who's always singing in the shower? A dead-microphone!
48. Why don't zombies like to go to the beach? Because they always end up buried in the sand!
49. What do you call a zombie who's always trying to impress others? A dead-poser!
50. Why do zombies hate Mondays? Because it's the start of a new week of hunting for brains!
1. What do you call a zombie who loves to cook? A stew-dead chef!
2. Why do zombies love to dance? Because it gets their blood flowing!
3. What do you call a zombie who's always late? A deadliner!
4. Why don't zombies like sports? Because they're always dead last!
5. What do you call a zombie who's good at math? A calcul-later!
6. What do you call a zombie who's always worried? A nervous wreck!
7. Why do zombies never win at poker? Because they always have a tell-tale heart!
8. What do you call a zombie who's a great singer? A dead-diva!
9. Why do zombies love to binge-watch TV shows? Because they can't get enough brain-stemming entertainment!
10. What do you call a zombie who's always thirsty? A dead-parched!
11. Why did the zombie cross the road? To get to the other side, but mostly to chase humans!
12. What do you call a zombie who's a fashion icon? A dead-trendy!
13. Why don't zombies use computers? Because they're afraid of the mouse!
14. What do you call a zombie who's always suspicious? A dead-pan-handler!
15. Why do zombies love Halloween? Because it's their one day to shine (or not shine, depending on how much decay has set in)!
16. What do you call a zombie who never speaks up? A silent-dead!
17. Why don't zombies play musical instruments? Because they're all-dead singers!
18. What do you call a zombie who's always trying to be funny? A dead-jester!
19. Why do zombies love coffee? Because it keeps them moaning!
20. What do you call a zombie who's always hanging out by the water cooler? A dead-cooler!
21. What do you call a zombie who's always sneezing? A dead-snuffleupagus!
22. Why do zombies never get sick? Because they're already dead!
23. What do you call a zombie who's a great artist? A dead-painter!
24. Why don't zombies know how to swim? Because they always sink!
25. What do you call a zombie who's always taking risks? A dead-daredevil!
26. Why do zombies love to travel? So they can see the world before it's destroyed!
27. What do you call a zombie who's always falling down? A dead-weight!
28. Why don't zombies like to read books? Because they're always looking for pictures of brains!
29. What do you call a zombie who's really into meditation? A dead-zen-master!
30. Why do zombies hate winter? Because it's too cold to keep their blood flowing!
31. What do you call a zombie who's always watching soap operas? A dead-time TV addict!
32. Why don't zombies like to eat vegetables? Because they prefer brain food!
33. What do you call a zombie who's a great builder? A dead-carpenter!
34. Why do zombies love to play chess? Because they enjoy taking pieces!
35. What do you call a zombie who's a great storyteller? A dead-tale-teller!
36. Why don't zombies like to fly on airplanes? Because they always have to check their carry-on brains!
37. What do you call a zombie who's always on social media? A dead-facebooker!
38. Why do zombies love to go to the movies? Because they can smell the brains of the popcorn!
39. What do you call a zombie who's really good at math? A dead-calculation!
40. Why don't zombies like to jog? Because they always lose their brains!
41. What do you call a zombie who's always daydreaming? A dead-dreamer!
42. Why do zombies never pay attention in class? Because they're always dead-tired!
43. What do you call a zombie who's really into fashion? A dead-closet!
44. Why don't zombies like to watch sports? Because they're already dead inside!
45. What do you call a zombie who's always on a diet? A dead-weight loser!
46. Why do zombies love to go shopping? Because they can find the latest brain-trends!
47. What do you call a zombie who's always singing in the shower? A dead-microphone!
48. Why don't zombies like to go to the beach? Because they always end up buried in the sand!
49. What do you call a zombie who's always trying to impress others? A dead-poser!
50. Why do zombies hate Mondays? Because it's the start of a new week of hunting for brains!