ALL DAY LONG ITS IN AND OUT I DISCHARGE LOADS FROM MY SHAFT BOTH MEN AND WOMEN GO DOWN ON ME RIDDLES WITH ANSWERS TO SOLVE - PUZZLES & BRAIN TEASERS

Goateneye. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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They are triplets. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Thursday.

The key is to realize that now must be Friday. In the phrase Two days from now will be Sunday, you can see that now must be Friday, since two days from Friday is Sunday.

Now look at the phrase the day before yesterday. Yesterday is Thursday since now (today) is Friday. The day before yesterday is Wednesday, and the day that follows the day before yesterday is Thursday. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Im bacon! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Have a baa-baa-cue. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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SUNday. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Three. It's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A dino-score Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Ape Lincoln! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Monday Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Mon-day! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Snow Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The stars Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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She is a minister. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A smile Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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