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Catching A Banana Riddle

Hint:
Because it split!
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The Perfect Yellow

Hint:
Bananas
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Banana Sunscreen Riddle

Hint:
Because they peel.
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Apples And Bananas Riddle

Hint:
Because it couldn't find a date.
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Tough On The Outside Riddle

Hint:
Banana
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Banana At The Doctor Riddle

Hint:
Because it wasn't peeling well!
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Monkeys Down The Stairs

Hint:
They slide down the banana-ster!
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Banana Ears Riddle

Hint:
Anything you want, it can't hear you!
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A Banana's Conversation

Hint:
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
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A Monkey's Banana

Hint:
Because it had appeal!
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Top Of The Coconut Tree

Hint:
None of them, because you cant get a banana from a coconut tree!
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Keys To A Banana

Hint:
A monkey
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Post Your Banana Riddles Puns Below

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1. What's yellow, hangs by its feet, and always has a-peel?

A banana!



2. What do you call a banana that's always on the run?

A split-second decision maker!



3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!



4. What do you get when you cross a banana with a lizard?

A reptile dysfunction!



5. How do you make a banana shake?

Put it in the freezer!



6. What did the banana say to the apple?

"You're the apple of my eye!"



7. How does a banana answer the phone?

Yellow?



8. What do you call a banana that's been sliced in half?

A split personality!



9. What's a banana's favorite rock band?

The Peel-is!



10. What do you get when you cross a banana with a ghost?

Boo-nana!



11. What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing, it just waved!



12. What's a banana's favorite hobby?

Peeling out!



13. Why did the banana go on a rampage?

It had gone bananas!



14. What do you get when you cross a banana with an onion?

A crying shame!



15. Why did the banana go to the beach?

To get a tan-a!



16. What do you get when you cross a banana with a pancake?

A banana flapjack!



17. What do you call a banana that's in a hurry?

A zip-a-peel!



18. What do you get when you cross a banana with a football player?

A banana-tackle!



19. Why did the banana go to the doctor again?

It had a-peeled!



20. What do you call a singing banana?

A hum-mus!



21. What's a banana's favorite kind of music?

Peel-harmonic!



22. Why don't bananas ever get lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches!



23. What do you get when you cross a banana with a book?

A banana-read!



24. What do you get when you cross a banana with a pirate?

Aaaargh-nana!



25. What's a banana's favorite sweet treat?

Banana splits!



26. What do you get when you cross a banana with a kangaroo?

A hoppy-peel!



27. Why did the banana go to space?

To find its own planet of the bananas!



28. What do you call a banana that's always drunk?

A brew-nana!



29. Why did the banana break up with the orange?

Because it found out the orange was juicing around!



30. What's a banana's favorite game to play?

Peel-a-boo!



31. Why did the banana go on a diet?

It was starting to split at the seams!



32. What do you get when you cross a banana with a chicken?

A cluck-a-peel!



33. What do you get when you cross a banana with a superhero?

The Mighty Banana!



34. Why did the banana go to school?

To get a higher peel-cation!



35. What do you get when you cross a banana with a turtle?

A peel-and-stick!



36. What's a banana's favorite vegetable?

Peel-peppers!



37. Why did the banana go to a dance party?

To slip and slide on the dance floor!



38. What do you call a banana that's always afraid?

A trembling-peel!



39. What do you get when you cross a banana with a bicycle?

A ride-a-peel!



40. Why did the banana get a tattoo?

It wanted to peel ´cool!



41. What do you call a banana that plays basketball?

A dunk-a-peel!



42. What's a banana's favorite sport?

Peel-ed up!



43. Why did the banana go to the gym?

To work on its muscle-peel!



44. What do you get when you cross a banana with a skateboarder?

A peel-kicker!



45. Why did the banana go to the dentist?

To get its yellow-peel cleaned!



46. What do you call a big banana?

A king of the peel!



47. What's a banana's favorite quote?

"Life is like a banana, you gotta peel it to see the good parts!"



48. Why did the banana join a band?

It wanted to play the peel-keyboard!



49. What's a banana's favorite comedian?

Peel Burr!



50. Why did the banana go to the beach again?

To get some sun-peel!
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