The Crazy Batter Riddle
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Touching Base Riddle
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Redmonds Runs Riddle
During a baseball game in Redmond, John was Redmonds lead-off batter. There were no substitutions or changes in the Redmond batting order at all during the nine-inning game. John came to bat in every inning. What is the least number of runs Redmond could have scored?
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Zero. In the first inning John and the next two batters walk and the next three strike out. In the second inning, the first three walk again, which brings John back to bat. But each runner is caught off base by the pitcher, so John is back at the plate at the start of the third inning. This pattern is now repeated until the game ends with no joy in Redmund, even though the mighty John never once strikes out. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Hitting The Plate Riddle
If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?
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Zebra Baseball Riddle
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Superhero Baseball Riddle
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Presidential Slugger Riddle
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Bruce's Little League Team
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Vampires Love Baseball Riddle
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No Turtles In Baseball
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Baseball To The Face Riddle
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1. What do you call a baseball pitcher with a cold? A runny nose!
2. Why did the baseball coach go to art school? He wanted to draw up some new plays.
3. What do you call a baseball game between birds? Fowl ball.
4. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? "Catch ya later!"
5. Why did the baseball player knit his own cap? He wanted to steal home.
6. Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to reach first base.
7. What do you call a baseball team made up of cows? The Milwaukee Mooers.
8. Why did the baseball player use a ruler to check his height? He wanted to make sure he was a home-run hitter.
9. What do you call a baseball player who is half horse? A trotter outfielder.
10. Why did the baseball coach take up gardening? He wanted to root for his team.
11. What do you call a baseball team that wears kilts? The Scottish playas.
12. Why did the baseball player go to the zoo instead of the game? He wanted to catch a cheetah.
13. What do you call a baseball player who moonlights as an artist? An outfield impressionist.
14. Why did the baseball coach get lost in the jungle? He was looking for his pitcher plant.
15. What do you call a baseball player with a sweet tooth? A home-plate chocolatier.
16. Why did the baseball player refuse to use a computer during games? He didn't want to strikeout for bad programming.
17. What do you call a baseball team that runs on electricity? The Shockers.
18. Why did the baseball player try to play in the snow? He wanted to bunt a snowball.
19. What do you call a baseball player who is also an astronaut? A moonshot pitcher.
20. Why did the baseball coach take up magic? He wanted to make the team disappear on the field.
21. What do you call a baseball team with no hands? The all-thumbs.
22. Why did the baseball player wear a cowboy hat to the game? He was trying to catch the wild pitches.
23. What do you call a baseball player with a broken leg? A batter with a limp.
24. Why did the baseball player get angry when he saw the umpire? He thought he was stealing his base.
25. What do you call a baseball player who goes fishing instead of playing? A catcher in the trout.
26. Why did the baseball player decide to become a doctor? He wanted to diagnose his pitches.
27. What do you call a baseball team that only plays on rainy days? The Splashers.
28. Why did the baseball coach learn how to sing? He wanted to call out his team's names from center field like an opera singer.
29. What do you call a baseball team made up of sharks? The Jaw-rangers.
30. Why did the baseball player wear a chef's hat to the game? He was cooking up some winning plays.
31. What do you call a baseball player who can't remember the rules? An error machine.
32. Why did the baseball coach take up yoga? He wanted to stretch the team's abilities.
33. What do you call a baseball team that plays in the mountains? The Rockies-rollers.
34. Why did the baseball player wear a wig to the game? He wanted to hit a home-run while hair-raising the crowd.
35. What do you call a baseball player who runs on all fours? A rover infielder.
36. Why did the baseball coach learn how to play the banjo? He wanted to keep the team in tune.
37. What do you call a baseball team that only plays in the dark? The Night-owls.
38. Why did the baseball player put on a clown nose during the game? He wanted to make a pitch that was a joke.
39. What do you call a baseball player who is also a yoga instructor? A catcher-in-the-zen.
40. Why did the baseball coach take up beekeeping? He wanted to keep the team buzzed.
41. What do you call a baseball team that only practices in the desert? The Cactus-clan.
42. Why did the baseball player wear a tutu to the game? He wanted to bunt like a ballerina.
43. What do you call a baseball player who is also a detective? The sleuth-batterman.
44. Why did the baseball coach learn how to juggle? He wanted to catch all of the team's problems.
45. What do you call a baseball team made up of dogs? The Paw-swingers.
46. Why did the baseball player wear a wizard hat to the game? He wanted to cast a spell to win.
47. What do you call a baseball team that plays underwater? The Aqua-hitters.
48. Why did the baseball coach learn how to tap dance? He wanted to show the team how to "steal" a base.
49. What do you call a baseball player who loves to dance? The swinger out-fouls.
50. Why did the baseball team bring a band to the game? They wanted to hear the crowd go "home run!"
1. What do you call a baseball pitcher with a cold? A runny nose!
2. Why did the baseball coach go to art school? He wanted to draw up some new plays.
3. What do you call a baseball game between birds? Fowl ball.
4. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? "Catch ya later!"
5. Why did the baseball player knit his own cap? He wanted to steal home.
6. Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to reach first base.
7. What do you call a baseball team made up of cows? The Milwaukee Mooers.
8. Why did the baseball player use a ruler to check his height? He wanted to make sure he was a home-run hitter.
9. What do you call a baseball player who is half horse? A trotter outfielder.
10. Why did the baseball coach take up gardening? He wanted to root for his team.
11. What do you call a baseball team that wears kilts? The Scottish playas.
12. Why did the baseball player go to the zoo instead of the game? He wanted to catch a cheetah.
13. What do you call a baseball player who moonlights as an artist? An outfield impressionist.
14. Why did the baseball coach get lost in the jungle? He was looking for his pitcher plant.
15. What do you call a baseball player with a sweet tooth? A home-plate chocolatier.
16. Why did the baseball player refuse to use a computer during games? He didn't want to strikeout for bad programming.
17. What do you call a baseball team that runs on electricity? The Shockers.
18. Why did the baseball player try to play in the snow? He wanted to bunt a snowball.
19. What do you call a baseball player who is also an astronaut? A moonshot pitcher.
20. Why did the baseball coach take up magic? He wanted to make the team disappear on the field.
21. What do you call a baseball team with no hands? The all-thumbs.
22. Why did the baseball player wear a cowboy hat to the game? He was trying to catch the wild pitches.
23. What do you call a baseball player with a broken leg? A batter with a limp.
24. Why did the baseball player get angry when he saw the umpire? He thought he was stealing his base.
25. What do you call a baseball player who goes fishing instead of playing? A catcher in the trout.
26. Why did the baseball player decide to become a doctor? He wanted to diagnose his pitches.
27. What do you call a baseball team that only plays on rainy days? The Splashers.
28. Why did the baseball coach learn how to sing? He wanted to call out his team's names from center field like an opera singer.
29. What do you call a baseball team made up of sharks? The Jaw-rangers.
30. Why did the baseball player wear a chef's hat to the game? He was cooking up some winning plays.
31. What do you call a baseball player who can't remember the rules? An error machine.
32. Why did the baseball coach take up yoga? He wanted to stretch the team's abilities.
33. What do you call a baseball team that plays in the mountains? The Rockies-rollers.
34. Why did the baseball player wear a wig to the game? He wanted to hit a home-run while hair-raising the crowd.
35. What do you call a baseball player who runs on all fours? A rover infielder.
36. Why did the baseball coach learn how to play the banjo? He wanted to keep the team in tune.
37. What do you call a baseball team that only plays in the dark? The Night-owls.
38. Why did the baseball player put on a clown nose during the game? He wanted to make a pitch that was a joke.
39. What do you call a baseball player who is also a yoga instructor? A catcher-in-the-zen.
40. Why did the baseball coach take up beekeeping? He wanted to keep the team buzzed.
41. What do you call a baseball team that only practices in the desert? The Cactus-clan.
42. Why did the baseball player wear a tutu to the game? He wanted to bunt like a ballerina.
43. What do you call a baseball player who is also a detective? The sleuth-batterman.
44. Why did the baseball coach learn how to juggle? He wanted to catch all of the team's problems.
45. What do you call a baseball team made up of dogs? The Paw-swingers.
46. Why did the baseball player wear a wizard hat to the game? He wanted to cast a spell to win.
47. What do you call a baseball team that plays underwater? The Aqua-hitters.
48. Why did the baseball coach learn how to tap dance? He wanted to show the team how to "steal" a base.
49. What do you call a baseball player who loves to dance? The swinger out-fouls.
50. Why did the baseball team bring a band to the game? They wanted to hear the crowd go "home run!"