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A Bear With No Teeth

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A gummy bear!
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A Bear With No Ears

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B!
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Bear Coats Riddle

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Because they look silly wearing jackets!
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Polar Bear Lunch Riddle

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Ice berg-ers!
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Bear In The Rain Riddle

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A drizzly bear!
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Shaped Like A Tooth Riddle

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A molar bear!
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A Grizzly Bear And A Harp

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A bear-faced lyre!
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Bear Socks

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They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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What Color Is The Bear?

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The bear is white since the house is built on the North Pole.
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1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

2. Why did the bear break into the bakery? He wanted a bear claw.

3. How do you know when a bear is lying? When its lips are muzzled.

4. What's a bear's favorite type of pizza? Paws-eroni.

5. Why did the bear wear a hat to the beach? To prevent river-banks.

6. What do you call a bear who's constantly on a diet? A "bear"ly eater.

7. How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.

8. What do you call a bear that can play guitar? A bear-ista.

9. Why did the bear wear a fur coat to the party? She wanted to look bear-y fashionable.

10. How do you know when a bear has been in the fridge? There are paw prints in the butter.

11. What do you call a dancing bear? A paw-tner.

12. What did the bear say when he saw the honey jar? "It's un-bear-able not to have it."

13. How do you make a bear smile? tickle its "fur"ancy.

14. What do you call a bear that chases people? A maneater.

15. Why do bears make horrible spies? Because they're always grizzly.

16. What kind of phone does a bear use? A "roar"ger.

17. How can you tell if a bear is a criminal? It always leaves "paw prints" at the scene of the crime.

18. Why did the bear have a fever? It caught a "bear" bug.

19. What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? A smell-a-lot.

20. What do you call a bear who loves basketball? A slam-dunk.

21. What does a bear use to keep its fur clean? A hairspray-can.

22. Why did the bear wear a crown? It was a polar bear-onation ceremony.

23. How do you know a bear is good at math ? When it's always "solving"problems.

24. What do you get when you cross a bear and a cat? An ursine feline.

25. What do you call two bears fighting? A bear brawl.

26. Why did the bear go on a diet? To get his honey-bod back in shape.

27. How do you know if a bear is a vegetarian? When it "nuts" to animal products.

28. What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? A grump-e.

29. What did the bear say when she saw her reflection in the river? "I'm bear-y beautiful."

30. How did the teddy bear get a cold? It slept with the window "paw"pen.

31. What do you call a bear who's full of energy? A live wire.

32. Why did the bear chose the night shift job? So he could hibernate during the day.

33. What do you call a bear with a sweet tooth? A honey-craver.

34. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too much like a grizzly bear.

35. How do you know if a bear is well-read? When it has paw-some vocabulary.

36. What do you call a bear that comes to your birthday party? A grizzly guest.

37. What did the bear say to the mountain? "I bear-lieve in you."

38. Why did the bear get lost in the forest? Because it couldn't "paws" for directions.

39. What do you call a bear that loves to ride bikes? A "bear"cycle enthusiast.

40. Why do grizzly bears have long hair? To hide their "koala-fications."

41. What's a bears favorite type of coffee? "Bruin" Latin.

42. Why do bears have sticky hair? They always use "fur-gue."

43. What do bears drink when they're cold? "Grizzly" bear-er.

44. What do you call a bear that only eats blackberries? A "beary" berry-eater.

45. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too much of a copycat.

46. What does a bear do when it's confused? It goes "bearserk."

47. What do you call a bear that's running a marathon? A "polar-bear"thlon runner.

48. Why do koala bears have such big noses? Because they have big nostrils.

49. What do you call bears that play the guitar? A string of teds.

50. What did the polar bear say when it saw the walrus? "I sea a tasty meal."
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