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Any true cyclist or math enthusiast will appreciate an appealing bike riddle. For this reason, we have compiled a list of questions related to bicycles and motorcycles for our readers to enjoy.

Bikes have been a part of many different people's lives throughout the world for hundreds of years and have made a significant impact on the lives of almost everyone. It is because of this that our staff has gathered this excellent set of riddles to commemorate this important invention.

Listed here are questions related to the word "bike" in some capacity. Included in some of the answers will be the word "bike" while there will also be many brainteaser clues that contain the word bike or relate to it in some manner.

Have fun, and enjoy!

What Horse Eats No Oats Riddle

Hint:
A bicycle
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Solved: 47%

Motorbike Angels Riddle

Hint:
Hell's Angels
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Solved: 55%

Two Wheels Riddle

Hint: You sit on it.
Bike
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Afternoon Bike Ride Riddle

Hint:
31 miles.

1 hour at 5 mph = 5 miles
3 hours at 4 mph = 12 miles
2 hours at 7 mph = 14 miles

5 + 12 + 14 = 31 miles
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Solved: 83%

The Speed Of A Bee

Hint:
25 miles.

The easiest way to think about this is to consider the time. The bikes will take 1 hour to touch, given that they start 20 miles apart and are each traveling toward each other at 10 mph.

Therefore the bee is buzzing back and forth at 25 mph for 1 hour.
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Solved: 61%

Elephant On A Bike Riddle

Hint:
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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Solved: 52%

Ghost Proof Bike Riddle

Hint:
One with no spooks in it.
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Bike With A Bed On Top Riddle

Hint:
Bedridden!
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Solved: 36%

Tour De France Riddle

Hint:
Because if you snooze, you loose!
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Solved: 53%

A Bicycles Dad Riddle

Hint:
What does a bicycle call its dad?
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Solved: 28%

Bank Teller Biking Riddle

Hint:
They tend to lose their balance.
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Solved: 50%

Bike Art Riddle

Hint:
Cycleangelo
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Solved: 35%

Riding A Bike Riddle

Hint:
The pavement.
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Solved: 43%

Racing Cinderella Riddle

Hint:
She has a pumpkin for a coach!
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Solved: 43%

Bike Built By A Chemist Riddle

Hint:
Bike-carbonate of soda!
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Solved: 49%

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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bike Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the cyclist break up with his bike? It just wasn't his type.

2. What do you call a bicycle built for two? A tandem-dem.

3. What do you call a cyclist who can't ride a bike? A wheelie-bad rider.

4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

5. What do you call a bicycle with a flat tire? A spoke-n nightmare.

6. What did the banana say to the bicycle? Yellow go for a ride.

7. Why did the bicycle go to the therapist? It had a lot of pedal issues.

8. Why don't bicycles ever tell jokes? They tend to ride right past the punchlines.

9. What do you call a bicycle that's been stolen? A cycle-path.

10. Why did the bicycle refuse to share its candy? It was two-wheely selfish.

11. Why did the bicycle get a ticket for speeding? It was pedal to the metal.

12. Why don't bicycles ever cook? They're always two-tired.

13. What do you call a bicycle that can't stop? A break-dancing bike.

14. Why did the bicycle take a sick day? It had a case of chain reaction.

15. What do you call a bicycle that's afraid of the dark? A night-cycle.

16. Why did the bicycle go to the dentist? It had a bad case of toothwheel decay.

17. Why did the bicycle join a book club? It was looking for some good spokespeople.

18. What do you call a bicycle that doesn't have any brakes? A crash-dummy.

19. Why did the bicycle go skydiving? It was looking for a little wheel-ease.

20. Why did the bicycle go to school? It was trying to get a degree in wheely good time.

21. What do you call a bicycle that's always cold? A chill-cicle.

22. Why did the bicycle go to the zoo? It was looking for a ride on the wild side.

23. What do you call a bicycle that's really lazy? A cruiser.

24. Why did the bicycle go to the gym? It was looking to pump some iron-spokes.

25. Why do bicycles always go to the circus? They love being the center of the wheel.

26. What do you call a bicycle that's really old? An antique-cycle.

27. Why did the bicycle win the race? Because it was tire-less.

28. Why did the bicycle join a rock band? It wanted to be the lead pedal.

29. What do you call a bicycle with a GPS? A navigation-cycle.

30. Why did the bicycle go to the barber shop? It needed a wheel-y good haircut.

31. Why don't bicycles ever work in construction? They don't have a lot of torque.

32. What do you call a bicycle that's really bossy? A handle-bar-it-all.

33. Why did the bicycle move to the city? It was looking for some cycle-pathic behavior.

34. What do you call a bicycle that's really small? A tiny-cycle.

35. Why did the bicycle go to the library? It was looking for some wheel-y good books.

36. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? It had a flat tire.

37. What do you call a bicycle that's really clumsy? A cycle-path-etic.

38. Why did the bicycle wear a hoodie? It was trying to fit into some bike culture.

39. What do you call a bicycle that's really fast? A lightning-cycle.

40. Why did the bicycle go to the beach? It was looking for some wheel-y good seafood.

41. Why don't bicycles ever go to the movies? They don't have a lot of reel interest.

42. What do you call a bicycle that's really loud? A bell-a-cycle.

43. Why did the bicycle join a theater group? It wanted to be the star-spoke.

44. What do you call a bicycle that's really shy? A pedal-flower.

45. Why did the bicycle go on a diet? It was looking to lose some wheel.

46. What do you call a bicycle that's really smart? A brain-cyclist.

47. Why don't bicycles ever go on vacation? They don't have a lot of wheel time.

48. What do you call a bicycle that's really muscular? A bike-triceps.

49. Why did the bicycle go to the fancy restaurant? It wanted to learn some wheel etiquette.

50. What do you call a bicycle that's really into math? A geometry-cycle.