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1. What did the biologists say when they discovered a new type of mushroom? "That's fungi-tastically cool!"
2. Why did the plant fail its math test? Because it didn't know how to stem the problems.
3. What do you call a nervous pigeon? A bird-brainiac!
4. Why don't trees like to go to the movies? Because they prefer their own root-tines!
5. How do you know if a fish is a genius? It has its own school of thought!
6. What type of insect likes to go to the amusement park? A beetle-ride enthusiast!
7. What do you call a plant that always tells the truth? An honest-to-gourd veggie!
8. Why was the cell phone always cold? Because it left its charger in the nucleus!
9. What do you call a group of cows that are detoxing from their diet? A pasture-cleansing experience!
10. Why did the DNA molecules break up? They just couldn't replicate the magic anymore!
11. Why did the golfer swap his golf club for a microscope? He wanted to study the green's cell division!
12. What did the cell say when it broke up with its partner? "It's not you, it's mitosis."
13. Why did the cat change its diet to fruits and vegetables? It wanted to be feline fresh!
14. How do paramecia practice their swimming skills? They take part in aquatic squats!
15. What do you call a group of whales that love theater? Cetacean actors!
16. Why did the frog attend the comedy show? It wanted to jump for joy!
17. What do you call a plant that loves to laugh? A succulent wit!
18. How do mosquitoes flirt with each other? They buzz each other's ears!
19. What do you call a group of cows that are trying to stay healthy? A moo-ve for fitness!
20. Why did the bird go to the doctor? It had a song in its throat!
21. How does the plant keep track of its money? It uses a leaf-der!
22. Why did the scientist study the polar bear's DNA? It wanted to see if it had any "beary" interesting traits!
23. What do you call a group of bees that are in charge of their hive's finances? A honey-buzziness team!
24. Why did the zebra go on a diet? It wanted to be in black-and-white!
25. How do plants stay in shape? They root-tinely do yoga!
26. What do you call a group of flamingos that love to dance? A flamboyance of dancers!
27. Why did the bacteria take a break from reproducing? It needed time to cell-ebrate!
28. How do fish organize their schoolwork? They file-t their papers!
29. Why did the jellyfish fail its math quiz? It had trouble with algebra-jelly equations!
30. What do you call a group of lions that love to sing? A roar-chestra!
31. Why did the plant invest in the stock market? It wanted to see some foliage growth!
32. What do you call a group of birds that are learning how to rap? A flock of rhymers!
33. How do you know if a spider is good at brainstorming? It spins its own web of ideas!
34. What did the fish say when it saw the bait? "Oh my cod, is that you?"
35. Why did the mitochondria go to the gym? It wanted to power up its energy game!
36. How do microbes stay in touch with their friends? They use their cell phones!
37. Why did the shark attend the art show? It wanted to see some fishy masterpieces!
38. What do you call a group of trees that love to tell jokes? A stand-up comedy troupe!
39. How does a caterpillar stay hydrated? It drinks cabuttery!
40. What do you call a group of ants that love to study linguistics? A colloquial team!
41. Why did the owl stop using its GPS? It had a hoot finding its way around!
42. How do plants politely ask for help? They say, "a-plant-do for me please?"
43. What do you call a group of dolphins that love to surf? A wave-loving pod!
44. Why did the elephant take up dance lessons? It wanted to be trunk-tastic!
45. How does a tree keep track of its growth progress? It uses a branch office system!
46. Why was the spider kicked out of its yoga class? It kept spinning webs instead of doing downward-facing dog!
47. What do you call a group of butterflies that love to crochet? A pattern-fluttering circle!
48. How do bees manage their stress levels? They take part in a hive mind-meditation!
49. Why did the earthworm start writing poetry? It wanted to explore its deeper layers!
50. How do plants make sure their voices are heard? They speak up-ristmes!
1. What did the biologists say when they discovered a new type of mushroom? "That's fungi-tastically cool!"
2. Why did the plant fail its math test? Because it didn't know how to stem the problems.
3. What do you call a nervous pigeon? A bird-brainiac!
4. Why don't trees like to go to the movies? Because they prefer their own root-tines!
5. How do you know if a fish is a genius? It has its own school of thought!
6. What type of insect likes to go to the amusement park? A beetle-ride enthusiast!
7. What do you call a plant that always tells the truth? An honest-to-gourd veggie!
8. Why was the cell phone always cold? Because it left its charger in the nucleus!
9. What do you call a group of cows that are detoxing from their diet? A pasture-cleansing experience!
10. Why did the DNA molecules break up? They just couldn't replicate the magic anymore!
11. Why did the golfer swap his golf club for a microscope? He wanted to study the green's cell division!
12. What did the cell say when it broke up with its partner? "It's not you, it's mitosis."
13. Why did the cat change its diet to fruits and vegetables? It wanted to be feline fresh!
14. How do paramecia practice their swimming skills? They take part in aquatic squats!
15. What do you call a group of whales that love theater? Cetacean actors!
16. Why did the frog attend the comedy show? It wanted to jump for joy!
17. What do you call a plant that loves to laugh? A succulent wit!
18. How do mosquitoes flirt with each other? They buzz each other's ears!
19. What do you call a group of cows that are trying to stay healthy? A moo-ve for fitness!
20. Why did the bird go to the doctor? It had a song in its throat!
21. How does the plant keep track of its money? It uses a leaf-der!
22. Why did the scientist study the polar bear's DNA? It wanted to see if it had any "beary" interesting traits!
23. What do you call a group of bees that are in charge of their hive's finances? A honey-buzziness team!
24. Why did the zebra go on a diet? It wanted to be in black-and-white!
25. How do plants stay in shape? They root-tinely do yoga!
26. What do you call a group of flamingos that love to dance? A flamboyance of dancers!
27. Why did the bacteria take a break from reproducing? It needed time to cell-ebrate!
28. How do fish organize their schoolwork? They file-t their papers!
29. Why did the jellyfish fail its math quiz? It had trouble with algebra-jelly equations!
30. What do you call a group of lions that love to sing? A roar-chestra!
31. Why did the plant invest in the stock market? It wanted to see some foliage growth!
32. What do you call a group of birds that are learning how to rap? A flock of rhymers!
33. How do you know if a spider is good at brainstorming? It spins its own web of ideas!
34. What did the fish say when it saw the bait? "Oh my cod, is that you?"
35. Why did the mitochondria go to the gym? It wanted to power up its energy game!
36. How do microbes stay in touch with their friends? They use their cell phones!
37. Why did the shark attend the art show? It wanted to see some fishy masterpieces!
38. What do you call a group of trees that love to tell jokes? A stand-up comedy troupe!
39. How does a caterpillar stay hydrated? It drinks cabuttery!
40. What do you call a group of ants that love to study linguistics? A colloquial team!
41. Why did the owl stop using its GPS? It had a hoot finding its way around!
42. How do plants politely ask for help? They say, "a-plant-do for me please?"
43. What do you call a group of dolphins that love to surf? A wave-loving pod!
44. Why did the elephant take up dance lessons? It wanted to be trunk-tastic!
45. How does a tree keep track of its growth progress? It uses a branch office system!
46. Why was the spider kicked out of its yoga class? It kept spinning webs instead of doing downward-facing dog!
47. What do you call a group of butterflies that love to crochet? A pattern-fluttering circle!
48. How do bees manage their stress levels? They take part in a hive mind-meditation!
49. Why did the earthworm start writing poetry? It wanted to explore its deeper layers!
50. How do plants make sure their voices are heard? They speak up-ristmes!