Boarding The Bus Riddle
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Skeleton Fare Riddle
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Stopping The Bus Riddle
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Getting Off The Bus Riddle
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School Bus Riddle
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From Block To Block Riddle
I carry lots of people.
I pick them up and drop them off.
I might travel from city to city.
I might only go from block to block.
I am a...
I pick them up and drop them off.
I might travel from city to city.
I might only go from block to block.
I am a...
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A Place Where People Stand
Go to a place where people stand
The roads are wide and the vehicles grand
A booth showing tickets for sale on top
This the place where the coaches stop
Where is this place?
The roads are wide and the vehicles grand
A booth showing tickets for sale on top
This the place where the coaches stop
Where is this place?
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Crossing The Ocean Riddle
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Left On A Bus Riddle
One night, a king and a queen got on a bus with no bus driver. The king and a queen got off the bus. Who is left on the bus?
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Bus Driver And A Cold Riddle
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The Bus Stop Riddle
An empty bus pulls up at a stop and 5 people get on. At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. At the third stop 10 people get off.
How many people are on the bus at this point?
How many people are on the bus at this point?
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Ne, the bus driver.
On the 1st stop, 5 people get on. On the 2nd stop, 5 people get off and 10 (twice as many as at 1st stop) people get on. On the 3rd stop, 10 people get off. So there are (5 5 + 10 10) 0 passengers left, which leaves the bus driver as the only person on board the bus. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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On the 1st stop, 5 people get on. On the 2nd stop, 5 people get off and 10 (twice as many as at 1st stop) people get on. On the 3rd stop, 10 people get off. So there are (5 5 + 10 10) 0 passengers left, which leaves the bus driver as the only person on board the bus. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Bus Driver's Name Riddle
You're the bus driver. Pay attention and listen real close. There will be a test after this. There's a bus driver who makes it first stop picks up 5 passengers. The second stop the bus driver picks up 10 more passengers and 12 gets off. The third stop the bus driver picks up 8 more passengers and 25 gets off. The final stop everybody gets off. How old is the bus driver? How tall is the bus driver? What's the bus drivers name.
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The Reckless Bus Driver Riddle
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
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Late For The Bus Riddle
A married couple is traveling by bus on dangerous mountain roads. Midway through their journey the bus stops for snacks and a restroom break. The couple is enjoying the postcards in the store when the bus driver curtly tells them its past time to leave. Fifteen minutes after, the bus is hit by a mud slide and two people are killed. The couple blames themselves for the deaths. Why?
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They blame themselves because they caused the bus to be late. If they had been on time, the bus would have already passed the location of the mud slide. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Sarah's Seven Apples
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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1. Why did the bus driver feel like a millionaire? Because he had a fare amount of money.
2. What did the bus say to the car at the red light? "Hey buddy, I'm a-busy!"
3. Why did the bus driver always lose at poker? Because he folded under pressure.
4. What do you call a bus that can fly? An Omnibus.
5. How does a bus stay in shape? It takes the highway to the danger zone.
6. Why did the bus driver need a new job? He felt like he was stuck in a rut.
7. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the bumpy ride? "Hey, it's not my fault the road has potholes. That's just how we roll."
8. Did you hear about the bus driver who got lost on purpose? He wanted to take a scenic route.
9. How does a bus like its coffee? With a little bit of cream and a whole lot of grind.
10. What did the bus driver say to the thief who tried to steal his fare box? "Hey buddy, don't try to cash in on my hard work."
11. How does a bus keep its engine in shape? By getting regular tune-ups.
12. What do you call a bus driver who's always in a hurry? Nervous Rex.
13. Why did the bus have to go to the doctor? It had a clogged up fuel system.
14. What do you call a bus that's always late? A postponement.
15. Why do buses have rubber tires? To reduce the shock when they run over people's feet.
16. How does a bus stay cool in the summer? With a powerful air conditioner.
17. Why was the bus driver confused when he got to the airport? He thought he was supposed to pick up fares, not passengers.
18. What do you call a bus that's lost its way? A misguided transit.
19. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the smell? "Hey, we can't all smell like roses. That's why we have windows."
20. How does a bus survive in the wilderness? It adapts to its surroundings, using its speed and agility to outrun predators.
21. Why did the bus driver feel like a superhero? Because he was always on a mission to save the day.
22. What do you call a bus that's always stopping and starting? An indecisive locomotion.
23. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept talking loudly on their phones? "Hey, I'm trying to steer this ship. Can you keep it down?"
24. How does a bus stay motivated? By setting attainable goals for itself.
25. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always stuck in traffic? Because he was surrounded by a bunch of stationary cars.
26. What do you call a bus driver who always makes the wrong turn? A navigator's nightmare.
27. How does a bus stay hydrated? By drinking plenty of fluids and filling up its tank with fresh water.
28. What did the bus say to the train at the rail crossing? "Hey buddy, you're blocking my route to success."
29. Why do people always turn to the bus driver for advice? Because he's a road scholar.
30. How does a bus stay focused? By tuning out distractions and staying on course.
31. What do you call a bus that's full of clowns? A comedy carer.
32. Why did the bus driver always wear sunglasses? He liked to look cool, calm and collected behind the wheel.
33. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept arguing over seats? "Hey, there's plenty of room for all of you. Let's just enjoy the ride together."
34. How does a bus stay grounded? By keeping its feet firmly planted on the asphalt.
35. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was being watched? Because he had all eyes on him.
36. What do you call a bus that's on fire? A flame-thrower.
37. How does a bus stay positive? By always seeing the glass as half full.
38. Why did the bus driver feel like a rock star? Because he was always on tour.
39. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept standing near the front? "Hey, step aside and let me drive this baby."
40. How does a bus stay in shape? By getting plenty of exercise, like walking on its massive tires.
41. What do you call a bus that's always speeding? A reckless roadster.
42. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was in a time warp? Because he was always rushing to beat the clock.
43. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept asking when they would arrive? "I'm doing my best to get us there on time. Let's enjoy the ride and see where it takes us."
44. How does a bus stay up to date with technology? By investing in advanced navigation systems and smart devices.
45. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always on a rollercoaster? Because he was always going up and down the hills of the city.
46. What do you call a bus that's always taking shortcuts? A bypass.
47. How does a bus stay resilient? By bouncing back from rough roads and unexpected detours.
48. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always in the spotlight? Because he had to make sure everyone was safe and accounted for.
49. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept singing loudly? "Hey, if you're gonna enjoy the ride, you might as well do it in tune."
50. How does a bus stay stylish? By getting regular paint jobs and adding custom decals.
1. Why did the bus driver feel like a millionaire? Because he had a fare amount of money.
2. What did the bus say to the car at the red light? "Hey buddy, I'm a-busy!"
3. Why did the bus driver always lose at poker? Because he folded under pressure.
4. What do you call a bus that can fly? An Omnibus.
5. How does a bus stay in shape? It takes the highway to the danger zone.
6. Why did the bus driver need a new job? He felt like he was stuck in a rut.
7. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the bumpy ride? "Hey, it's not my fault the road has potholes. That's just how we roll."
8. Did you hear about the bus driver who got lost on purpose? He wanted to take a scenic route.
9. How does a bus like its coffee? With a little bit of cream and a whole lot of grind.
10. What did the bus driver say to the thief who tried to steal his fare box? "Hey buddy, don't try to cash in on my hard work."
11. How does a bus keep its engine in shape? By getting regular tune-ups.
12. What do you call a bus driver who's always in a hurry? Nervous Rex.
13. Why did the bus have to go to the doctor? It had a clogged up fuel system.
14. What do you call a bus that's always late? A postponement.
15. Why do buses have rubber tires? To reduce the shock when they run over people's feet.
16. How does a bus stay cool in the summer? With a powerful air conditioner.
17. Why was the bus driver confused when he got to the airport? He thought he was supposed to pick up fares, not passengers.
18. What do you call a bus that's lost its way? A misguided transit.
19. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept complaining about the smell? "Hey, we can't all smell like roses. That's why we have windows."
20. How does a bus survive in the wilderness? It adapts to its surroundings, using its speed and agility to outrun predators.
21. Why did the bus driver feel like a superhero? Because he was always on a mission to save the day.
22. What do you call a bus that's always stopping and starting? An indecisive locomotion.
23. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept talking loudly on their phones? "Hey, I'm trying to steer this ship. Can you keep it down?"
24. How does a bus stay motivated? By setting attainable goals for itself.
25. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always stuck in traffic? Because he was surrounded by a bunch of stationary cars.
26. What do you call a bus driver who always makes the wrong turn? A navigator's nightmare.
27. How does a bus stay hydrated? By drinking plenty of fluids and filling up its tank with fresh water.
28. What did the bus say to the train at the rail crossing? "Hey buddy, you're blocking my route to success."
29. Why do people always turn to the bus driver for advice? Because he's a road scholar.
30. How does a bus stay focused? By tuning out distractions and staying on course.
31. What do you call a bus that's full of clowns? A comedy carer.
32. Why did the bus driver always wear sunglasses? He liked to look cool, calm and collected behind the wheel.
33. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept arguing over seats? "Hey, there's plenty of room for all of you. Let's just enjoy the ride together."
34. How does a bus stay grounded? By keeping its feet firmly planted on the asphalt.
35. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was being watched? Because he had all eyes on him.
36. What do you call a bus that's on fire? A flame-thrower.
37. How does a bus stay positive? By always seeing the glass as half full.
38. Why did the bus driver feel like a rock star? Because he was always on tour.
39. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept standing near the front? "Hey, step aside and let me drive this baby."
40. How does a bus stay in shape? By getting plenty of exercise, like walking on its massive tires.
41. What do you call a bus that's always speeding? A reckless roadster.
42. Why did the bus driver always feel like he was in a time warp? Because he was always rushing to beat the clock.
43. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept asking when they would arrive? "I'm doing my best to get us there on time. Let's enjoy the ride and see where it takes us."
44. How does a bus stay up to date with technology? By investing in advanced navigation systems and smart devices.
45. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always on a rollercoaster? Because he was always going up and down the hills of the city.
46. What do you call a bus that's always taking shortcuts? A bypass.
47. How does a bus stay resilient? By bouncing back from rough roads and unexpected detours.
48. Why did the bus driver feel like he was always in the spotlight? Because he had to make sure everyone was safe and accounted for.
49. What did the bus driver say to the passengers who kept singing loudly? "Hey, if you're gonna enjoy the ride, you might as well do it in tune."
50. How does a bus stay stylish? By getting regular paint jobs and adding custom decals.