# CLOCK RIDDLES

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Look closely and notice 2 things in above picture:

No. of chocolate pieces on each cookie
Time in clock

2 bananas + 2 bananas + Cookie(10 chocs) = 14

4 Bananas + 10 =14 ==> Banana = 1

2 Bananas + Clock(3 O'clock) + Clock(3 O'clock) = 8
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## I Have A Face But No Eyes Riddle

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Clock
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## I Have Two Hands Riddle

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A clock
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## Every Night I'm Told What To Do

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Alarm Clock
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## A Grandfather Clock Riddle

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You would have to wait 90 minutes between 12:15 and 1:45. Once you had heard seven single chimes, you would know that the next chime would be two chimes for 2 oclock.

In order for daylight savings time to come into play, you would have to manually set the clock back, which unless you did it with your eyes closed would indicate the time to you.
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## Throw The Clock Out The Window Riddle

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He wanted to see time fly.
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## An Old Relative Riddle

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A Grandfather Clock
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## Ticking In Its Weary Pace

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Big Ben. The clock in London.
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## Clock Out The Window

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He wanted to see time fly.
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## Meeting In The Office

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A clock
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## America's First Clock Riddle

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Benjamin Banneker
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## Clocking Out Riddle

Hint:
C

VIII has taken place of VII.
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## Hungry Clock Riddle

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It goes back for seconds.
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## The Clock Chime Riddle

Hint:
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
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## Lost Minute Riddle

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The one that doesn't work is best as it will always be correct twice a day, but the one that loses a minute a day will not be correct again for 720 days (losing 720 minutes or 12 hours).
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## Post Your Clock Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Clock Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the clock go to the principal's office? Because it lost track of time.

2. How do you know when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

3. Why did the clock break up with the calendar? They had different dates in mind.

4. Why did the clock go on a diet? It wanted to make sure it wasn't ticking all the time.

5. Why did the wristwatch go to therapy? It had some time management issues.

6. Why was the grandfather clock always lonely? It was tick-tocking by itself.

7. What did the digital watch say to the analog watch? "Want to sync up later?"

8. Why did the clock go to the gym? To work on its second hand.

9. Why did the clock look so sad? It had a tough second hand.

10. Why was the clock clueless? It couldn't keep up with the times.

11. Why did the alarm clock keep making noise? It was all wound up.

12. Why did the sundial have a bad day? It was overshadowed.

13. Why was the clock having a mid-life crisis? It turned forty-five degrees.

14. Why did the clock quit its day job? It wanted to tick-tock full time.

15. Why did the clock have a nervous breakdown? It felt a bit wound up.

16. Why did the clock go to the optometrist? It couldn't see the hands in front of its face.

17. Why did the clock feel out of balance? It didn't have a minute to spare.

18. Why was the cuckoo clock always disgruntled? It was always working overtime.

19. Why did the clock take a second job? It needed to tickle its fancy.

20. Why was the clock so melodramatic? It had a lot of issues with its second hand.

21. Why did the clock go on a strike? It was sick of all the tick-tocking.

22. Why was the clock so shy? It always hid behind the face.

23. Why did the wall clock have performance anxiety? It was afraid of winding down.

24. Why was the clock always so punctual? It was wound up that way.

25. Why did the clock feel like taking a break? It was worn down.

26. Why did the clock keep looking at the ceiling? It was just killing time.

27. Why was the clock late to its own repair appointment? It was all wound up.

28. Why was the clock out of breath? It was sprinting to stay on time.

29. Why did the clock plant a garden? It wanted to watch time fly.

30. Why did the clock call the police? Because it was making a second hand noise.

31. Why did the clock go to space? To test the theory of relativity.

32. Why was the atomic clock feeling down? It needed more protons in its life.

33. Why did the clock always have a crowded schedule? It had a lot of ticks and tocks.

34. Why was the clock always feeling antsy? It had a lot of time on its hands.

35. Why did the pocket watch go to the ballgame? It was rooting for its home team.

36. Why was the clock always so ambitious? It wanted to be the big hand on campus.

37. Why did the clock lose its sense of humor? It was wound too tight.

38. Why did the digital clock get confused on daylight saving time? It thought it was back in the future.

39. Why was the clock always so dramatic? It was out of time with reality.

40. Why did the clock date an hourglass? Because they had a lot of time in common.

41. Why did the clock feel so dynamic? Because it was in its prime.

42. Why did the clock keep changing its mind? It wasn't sure which way its hands should tick.

43. Why was the clock always feeling out of sync? It was tired of keeping up with the Joneses.

44. Why did the clock go to the beach? To watch the tide go and times go by.

45. Why was the clock feeling nervous around the calendar? Because it felt like time was running out.

46. Why did the clock go on a detox? It wanted to clean up its second act.

47. Why was the clock always such a perfectionist? It wanted to be the granddaddy of them all.

48. Why did the clock always pick fights with the thermostat? Because he was always raising some temperature.

49. Why did the clock go see the chiropractor? Because he had a problem with his face.

50. Why was the clock always so eager? He wanted to be the first one on the clock.