Map Lying Still Riddle
I have hands but I can not feel. Look at me, and time will tell where your Map lies still.
What is it?
What is it?
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Pointing Without Fingers
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A Face That Does Not Smile
I have a face that does not smile or frown. I have no mouth, but I make a familiar sound. I have hands, but fingers I do not.
I'm a...?
I'm a...?
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Keeping Your Pace Riddle
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The Digital Clock Riddle
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The Non Digital Clock Riddle
Calculate the number of degrees between the hour hand and the minute hand of a clock (nondigital) that reads 3:15.
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The hour hand will have moved one-fourth of an hour; therefore, there will be 7.5 degrees between the two hands. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Clock At Midnight Riddle
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Because both of your hands are going straight up, right now. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Whistle Of A Train
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Old Clocks Riddle
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Wall Clock Riddle
My only timepiece is a wall clock. One day I forgot to wind it and it stopped. I went to visit a friend whose watch is always correct, stayed awhile, and returned home. There I made a simple calculation and set the clock right. How did I do this when I had no watch on me to tell how long it took me to return home from my friends house?
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Before I left, I wound the wall clock. When I returned, the change in time it showed equaled the time it took to go to my friend's and return, plus the time I spent there. But I knew the latter, because I looked at my friend's watch both when I arrived and when I left. Subtracting the time of the visit from the time I was absent from my house, and dividing by 2, I obtained the time it took me to return home. I added this time to the time my friend's watch showed when I left, and set this sum on my wall clock. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Broken Clock On The Moon Riddle
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Thirteen O'clock Riddle
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Clock Sitting Riddle
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Hungry Clock Riddle
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Cafeteria Clock Riddle
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1. Why did the clock go to the principal's office? Because it lost track of time.
2. How do you know when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
3. Why did the clock break up with the calendar? They had different dates in mind.
4. Why did the clock go on a diet? It wanted to make sure it wasn't ticking all the time.
5. Why did the wristwatch go to therapy? It had some time management issues.
6. Why was the grandfather clock always lonely? It was tick-tocking by itself.
7. What did the digital watch say to the analog watch? "Want to sync up later?"
8. Why did the clock go to the gym? To work on its second hand.
9. Why did the clock look so sad? It had a tough second hand.
10. Why was the clock clueless? It couldn't keep up with the times.
11. Why did the alarm clock keep making noise? It was all wound up.
12. Why did the sundial have a bad day? It was overshadowed.
13. Why was the clock having a mid-life crisis? It turned forty-five degrees.
14. Why did the clock quit its day job? It wanted to tick-tock full time.
15. Why did the clock have a nervous breakdown? It felt a bit wound up.
16. Why did the clock go to the optometrist? It couldn't see the hands in front of its face.
17. Why did the clock feel out of balance? It didn't have a minute to spare.
18. Why was the cuckoo clock always disgruntled? It was always working overtime.
19. Why did the clock take a second job? It needed to tickle its fancy.
20. Why was the clock so melodramatic? It had a lot of issues with its second hand.
21. Why did the clock go on a strike? It was sick of all the tick-tocking.
22. Why was the clock so shy? It always hid behind the face.
23. Why did the wall clock have performance anxiety? It was afraid of winding down.
24. Why was the clock always so punctual? It was wound up that way.
25. Why did the clock feel like taking a break? It was worn down.
26. Why did the clock keep looking at the ceiling? It was just killing time.
27. Why was the clock late to its own repair appointment? It was all wound up.
28. Why was the clock out of breath? It was sprinting to stay on time.
29. Why did the clock plant a garden? It wanted to watch time fly.
30. Why did the clock call the police? Because it was making a second hand noise.
31. Why did the clock go to space? To test the theory of relativity.
32. Why was the atomic clock feeling down? It needed more protons in its life.
33. Why did the clock always have a crowded schedule? It had a lot of ticks and tocks.
34. Why was the clock always feeling antsy? It had a lot of time on its hands.
35. Why did the pocket watch go to the ballgame? It was rooting for its home team.
36. Why was the clock always so ambitious? It wanted to be the big hand on campus.
37. Why did the clock lose its sense of humor? It was wound too tight.
38. Why did the digital clock get confused on daylight saving time? It thought it was back in the future.
39. Why was the clock always so dramatic? It was out of time with reality.
40. Why did the clock date an hourglass? Because they had a lot of time in common.
41. Why did the clock feel so dynamic? Because it was in its prime.
42. Why did the clock keep changing its mind? It wasn't sure which way its hands should tick.
43. Why was the clock always feeling out of sync? It was tired of keeping up with the Joneses.
44. Why did the clock go to the beach? To watch the tide go and times go by.
45. Why was the clock feeling nervous around the calendar? Because it felt like time was running out.
46. Why did the clock go on a detox? It wanted to clean up its second act.
47. Why was the clock always such a perfectionist? It wanted to be the granddaddy of them all.
48. Why did the clock always pick fights with the thermostat? Because he was always raising some temperature.
49. Why did the clock go see the chiropractor? Because he had a problem with his face.
50. Why was the clock always so eager? He wanted to be the first one on the clock.
1. Why did the clock go to the principal's office? Because it lost track of time.
2. How do you know when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
3. Why did the clock break up with the calendar? They had different dates in mind.
4. Why did the clock go on a diet? It wanted to make sure it wasn't ticking all the time.
5. Why did the wristwatch go to therapy? It had some time management issues.
6. Why was the grandfather clock always lonely? It was tick-tocking by itself.
7. What did the digital watch say to the analog watch? "Want to sync up later?"
8. Why did the clock go to the gym? To work on its second hand.
9. Why did the clock look so sad? It had a tough second hand.
10. Why was the clock clueless? It couldn't keep up with the times.
11. Why did the alarm clock keep making noise? It was all wound up.
12. Why did the sundial have a bad day? It was overshadowed.
13. Why was the clock having a mid-life crisis? It turned forty-five degrees.
14. Why did the clock quit its day job? It wanted to tick-tock full time.
15. Why did the clock have a nervous breakdown? It felt a bit wound up.
16. Why did the clock go to the optometrist? It couldn't see the hands in front of its face.
17. Why did the clock feel out of balance? It didn't have a minute to spare.
18. Why was the cuckoo clock always disgruntled? It was always working overtime.
19. Why did the clock take a second job? It needed to tickle its fancy.
20. Why was the clock so melodramatic? It had a lot of issues with its second hand.
21. Why did the clock go on a strike? It was sick of all the tick-tocking.
22. Why was the clock so shy? It always hid behind the face.
23. Why did the wall clock have performance anxiety? It was afraid of winding down.
24. Why was the clock always so punctual? It was wound up that way.
25. Why did the clock feel like taking a break? It was worn down.
26. Why did the clock keep looking at the ceiling? It was just killing time.
27. Why was the clock late to its own repair appointment? It was all wound up.
28. Why was the clock out of breath? It was sprinting to stay on time.
29. Why did the clock plant a garden? It wanted to watch time fly.
30. Why did the clock call the police? Because it was making a second hand noise.
31. Why did the clock go to space? To test the theory of relativity.
32. Why was the atomic clock feeling down? It needed more protons in its life.
33. Why did the clock always have a crowded schedule? It had a lot of ticks and tocks.
34. Why was the clock always feeling antsy? It had a lot of time on its hands.
35. Why did the pocket watch go to the ballgame? It was rooting for its home team.
36. Why was the clock always so ambitious? It wanted to be the big hand on campus.
37. Why did the clock lose its sense of humor? It was wound too tight.
38. Why did the digital clock get confused on daylight saving time? It thought it was back in the future.
39. Why was the clock always so dramatic? It was out of time with reality.
40. Why did the clock date an hourglass? Because they had a lot of time in common.
41. Why did the clock feel so dynamic? Because it was in its prime.
42. Why did the clock keep changing its mind? It wasn't sure which way its hands should tick.
43. Why was the clock always feeling out of sync? It was tired of keeping up with the Joneses.
44. Why did the clock go to the beach? To watch the tide go and times go by.
45. Why was the clock feeling nervous around the calendar? Because it felt like time was running out.
46. Why did the clock go on a detox? It wanted to clean up its second act.
47. Why was the clock always such a perfectionist? It wanted to be the granddaddy of them all.
48. Why did the clock always pick fights with the thermostat? Because he was always raising some temperature.
49. Why did the clock go see the chiropractor? Because he had a problem with his face.
50. Why was the clock always so eager? He wanted to be the first one on the clock.