A Man Was Outside Taking A Walk When It Began To Rain
A man was outside taking a walk when it began to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
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In Your Body For Free
What is in your body for free the first and the second time but the third time you have to buy yourself?
Hint:
Your teeth. You get baby teeth and adult teeth as part of the life package, but once you lose those you get to pay for dentures (or scare small children with your sunken face). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Great As Chips And Fries
Hint:
Every Meal Riddle
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Your Feelings Riddle
Hint:
Going Straight Up And Down
Although Im not a book
I need two stories or more
I go straight up and down
To go to another floor
What am I?
I need two stories or more
I go straight up and down
To go to another floor
What am I?
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Made Of Metal Riddle
Im made of metal but Im not a saucepan
I have a lip but I dont have any teeth
I have a clapper but I dont have any hands
I can ring but Im not a phone
I can peal but Im not a banana
I can jingle but Im not music in an advertisement
I am?
I have a lip but I dont have any teeth
I have a clapper but I dont have any hands
I can ring but Im not a phone
I can peal but Im not a banana
I can jingle but Im not music in an advertisement
I am?
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Born In Silence
Sometimes I am born in silence,
Other times, no.
I am unseen,
But I make my presence known.
In time, I fade without a trace.
I harm no one,
but I am unpopular with all.
What am I?
Other times, no.
I am unseen,
But I make my presence known.
In time, I fade without a trace.
I harm no one,
but I am unpopular with all.
What am I?
Hint:
Clean And Dry Riddle
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Aircraft Riddle
This aircraft helps news teams
Present traffic reports
It can take off and land
From special heliports
What is this aircraft?
Present traffic reports
It can take off and land
From special heliports
What is this aircraft?
Hint:
Keeping The Weather Out
I am here to keep the weather out
I am clear unless unwashed
I am here so you can see sky
I am smooth unless a crack in me
I am...
I am clear unless unwashed
I am here so you can see sky
I am smooth unless a crack in me
I am...
Hint:
Found Throughout The House
I have a frame but Im not a bicycle
Im found throughout the house but Im not a photo
Im sometimes tinted but Im not a pair of sunglasses
Im mostly made of glass but Im not a fish tank
I can often be opened or closed but Im not a door
I am...
Im found throughout the house but Im not a photo
Im sometimes tinted but Im not a pair of sunglasses
Im mostly made of glass but Im not a fish tank
I can often be opened or closed but Im not a door
I am...
Hint:
I Am First In The Earth Second In Heaven
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Never Seeing Again
Hint:
Genius Parking Puzzle
Hint: There are 2 possible answers
1. 87 - Look at the image upside down and you'll discover the parking spaces are in numerical order. 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91
2. None, because you can't park a 'card' Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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2. None, because you can't park a 'card' Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Daily Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Daily Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
5. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
9. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
11. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
13. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
14. I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I just couldn't get the hang of the bat!
15. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
16. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
19. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was de-brie everywhere!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
22. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
23. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
24. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
25. How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button!
26. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
27. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
29. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
30. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
31. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
32. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
35. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
36. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
37. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
38. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
39. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
40. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. Why don't ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
43. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-aated!
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
45. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
46. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
47. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two-tired!
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
49. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it!
50. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
5. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
9. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
11. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
13. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
14. I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I just couldn't get the hang of the bat!
15. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
16. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
19. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was de-brie everywhere!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
22. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
23. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
24. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
25. How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button!
26. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
27. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
29. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
30. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
31. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
32. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
35. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
36. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
37. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
38. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
39. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
40. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. Why don't ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
43. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-aated!
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
45. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
46. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
47. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two-tired!
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
49. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it!
50. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!