I Have Three Eyes
I stare at you, you stare at me. I have three eyes, yet can't see. Every time I blink, I give you commands. You do as you are told, with your feet and hands. What am I?
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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
5. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
9. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
11. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
13. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
14. I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I just couldn't get the hang of the bat!
15. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
16. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
19. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was de-brie everywhere!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
22. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
23. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
24. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
25. How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button!
26. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
27. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
29. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
30. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
31. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
32. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
35. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
36. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
37. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
38. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
39. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
40. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. Why don't ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
43. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-aated!
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
45. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
46. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
47. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two-tired!
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
49. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it!
50. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
5. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
9. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
11. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
13. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
14. I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I just couldn't get the hang of the bat!
15. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
16. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
19. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was de-brie everywhere!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
22. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
23. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
24. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!
25. How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button!
26. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
27. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
29. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
30. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
31. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
32. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
35. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
36. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
37. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
38. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
39. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
40. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. Why don't ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits!
43. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-aated!
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
45. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
46. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
47. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two-tired!
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
49. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it!
50. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!