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Alien Drinks Riddle
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Eight Glasses Of Milk Riddle
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Favorite Drink Riddle
A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
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Open Me Up Riddle
Lights turn on when you open me up, I'll make sure there's always cold drinks for your cup. What am I?
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Drink Me When You're Cold
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Cheshire's Favorite Drink
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Red Bull Angels Riddle
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Popping Champagne Riddle
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Authentic champagne is a light sparkling wine which can only originate in the Champagne region of Northeastern France. It can only be made from Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier or Chardonnay grapes from that region. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Dies When It Drinks Riddle
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Put Me In Your Glass Riddle
Unless you are wearing some gloves
Im not something you want to hold
Because Im whats put in your glass
In order to keep your drink cold
Im not something you want to hold
Because Im whats put in your glass
In order to keep your drink cold
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Drinking Soda Riddle
In a restaurant drinks are served as per the name of the person.
Elizabeth, George, and Steve are drinking coffee.
Becky, Melissa, and Eva are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Helen drinking coffee or soda?
Elizabeth, George, and Steve are drinking coffee.
Becky, Melissa, and Eva are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Helen drinking coffee or soda?
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Helen is drinking coffee. Logic : People drinking coffee have two Es in their name Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Warm Drink Riddle
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Supermans Favorite Drink Riddle
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1. What do you call a group of alcoholics who love to play cards? Gin rummy cub!
2. Why did the beer bottle break up with the wine glass? They just had different glasses on life.
3. How do you know if a bartender is a magician? They can pour a double shot out of an empty bottle.
4. What do you call a drunk who falls out of a hot air balloon? A highball.
5. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
6. What do you call a drunken horse? A cocktail.
7. What do you call a group of bartenders? A mixologist.
8. Why did the bartender get confused when someone ordered whiskey and water? He didn't know if it was a cocktail or a career.
9. What did the bartender say when the empty glass asked for one more drink? "Sorry, I can't pour from an empty vessel."
10. What's the difference between a drunkard and a balloon? One is full of hot air, and the other is full of spirits.
11. What did the tequila say to the lime? "Don't be a sourpuss."
12. Why did the vodka go to the dentist? To get a shot of novoc-aine.
13. How do you measure a drunkard's intelligence? With a blood-alcohol test.
14. What did the whiskey say to the rum? "I'll take a shot of you."
15. Why did the cocktail keep apologizing? It had a bad mix-take.
16. What do you call a drunkard who decides to walk around a mountain? An avalanche.
17. What did the wine bottle say to the beer bottle? "I think we need to spice things up a little."
18. How do you know if a martini is a 007 martini? It comes shaken, not stirred.
19. What did one beer say to the other beer? "You're the bar-iest of them all!"
20. What do you call a bar without any beer? A barren.
21. Why did the whiskey go to the gym? To get spirit-lifted.
22. What does a teetotaler use for a pillow? A sober cushion.
23. Why did the cocktail keep falling over? It was a little tipsy.
24. What do you call a drunkard who gets lost in the woods? A hangover.
25. Why did the barista get in trouble? She had too many espresso shots.
26. What did the bartender say when the dude walked in with a cat on his head? "Sorry, no pets allowed."
27. How do you know if a bartender is also a comedian? They always have a good bar-ometer for jokes.
28. What did the beer say to the bartender? "I need a little hop-eration."
29. Why did the whiskey go to the doctor? It was feeling bourbon-out.
30. What do you call a group of wine connoisseurs? Grape minds.
31. What did the bartender say to the guy who brought in his own glass? "We take glass acts very seriously around here."
32. Why did the beer stop playing the guitar? It got too hoppy.
33. What do you call a drunkard who loves to dance? A boozehound.
34. Why did the wine get a ticket for jaywalking? It was feeling red.
35. What did one beer say to the other beer? "It's all about good hops and good friends."
36. What do you call a drunken fish? A flounder-in-a-glass.
37. What did the bartender say to the person who ordered a lemonade? "Sorry, we only serve chaser drinks here."
38. Why did the vodka stop talking to the beer? They got into a gin-cident.
39. What did the cocktail say when it was served on ice? "Cheers, my cold comrade."
40. What do you call a group of martini glasses? A shaken-not-stirred mob.
41. Why did the bartender ask for a way out of the bar? He said the bottle became too hard to pour.
42. What did the whiskey say to the bourbon? "We're all in this together - bottoms up!"
43. What do you call a drunkard who tries to make a sculpture? A whittles pit.
44. Why did the beer stop working at the music store? He just didn't have the right notes.
45. What did the bartender say when the rum walked in? "Ahoy, matey!"
46. How do you know if a drink is a diva? It always demands to be shaken, not stirred.
47. What did the gin say to the tonic water? "There's always fizz-terday and fizz-tomorrow."
48. Why did the scotch go to the tailor? It needed a stiff drink.
49. What do you call a drunkard who always speaks the truth? An honest shot.
50. What did the beer say to the wine? "You're the grapes of wrath!"
1. What do you call a group of alcoholics who love to play cards? Gin rummy cub!
2. Why did the beer bottle break up with the wine glass? They just had different glasses on life.
3. How do you know if a bartender is a magician? They can pour a double shot out of an empty bottle.
4. What do you call a drunk who falls out of a hot air balloon? A highball.
5. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
6. What do you call a drunken horse? A cocktail.
7. What do you call a group of bartenders? A mixologist.
8. Why did the bartender get confused when someone ordered whiskey and water? He didn't know if it was a cocktail or a career.
9. What did the bartender say when the empty glass asked for one more drink? "Sorry, I can't pour from an empty vessel."
10. What's the difference between a drunkard and a balloon? One is full of hot air, and the other is full of spirits.
11. What did the tequila say to the lime? "Don't be a sourpuss."
12. Why did the vodka go to the dentist? To get a shot of novoc-aine.
13. How do you measure a drunkard's intelligence? With a blood-alcohol test.
14. What did the whiskey say to the rum? "I'll take a shot of you."
15. Why did the cocktail keep apologizing? It had a bad mix-take.
16. What do you call a drunkard who decides to walk around a mountain? An avalanche.
17. What did the wine bottle say to the beer bottle? "I think we need to spice things up a little."
18. How do you know if a martini is a 007 martini? It comes shaken, not stirred.
19. What did one beer say to the other beer? "You're the bar-iest of them all!"
20. What do you call a bar without any beer? A barren.
21. Why did the whiskey go to the gym? To get spirit-lifted.
22. What does a teetotaler use for a pillow? A sober cushion.
23. Why did the cocktail keep falling over? It was a little tipsy.
24. What do you call a drunkard who gets lost in the woods? A hangover.
25. Why did the barista get in trouble? She had too many espresso shots.
26. What did the bartender say when the dude walked in with a cat on his head? "Sorry, no pets allowed."
27. How do you know if a bartender is also a comedian? They always have a good bar-ometer for jokes.
28. What did the beer say to the bartender? "I need a little hop-eration."
29. Why did the whiskey go to the doctor? It was feeling bourbon-out.
30. What do you call a group of wine connoisseurs? Grape minds.
31. What did the bartender say to the guy who brought in his own glass? "We take glass acts very seriously around here."
32. Why did the beer stop playing the guitar? It got too hoppy.
33. What do you call a drunkard who loves to dance? A boozehound.
34. Why did the wine get a ticket for jaywalking? It was feeling red.
35. What did one beer say to the other beer? "It's all about good hops and good friends."
36. What do you call a drunken fish? A flounder-in-a-glass.
37. What did the bartender say to the person who ordered a lemonade? "Sorry, we only serve chaser drinks here."
38. Why did the vodka stop talking to the beer? They got into a gin-cident.
39. What did the cocktail say when it was served on ice? "Cheers, my cold comrade."
40. What do you call a group of martini glasses? A shaken-not-stirred mob.
41. Why did the bartender ask for a way out of the bar? He said the bottle became too hard to pour.
42. What did the whiskey say to the bourbon? "We're all in this together - bottoms up!"
43. What do you call a drunkard who tries to make a sculpture? A whittles pit.
44. Why did the beer stop working at the music store? He just didn't have the right notes.
45. What did the bartender say when the rum walked in? "Ahoy, matey!"
46. How do you know if a drink is a diva? It always demands to be shaken, not stirred.
47. What did the gin say to the tonic water? "There's always fizz-terday and fizz-tomorrow."
48. Why did the scotch go to the tailor? It needed a stiff drink.
49. What do you call a drunkard who always speaks the truth? An honest shot.
50. What did the beer say to the wine? "You're the grapes of wrath!"