Fish Land Riddle
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Mail Never Clinking Riddle
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Abandoned Aquarium Riddle
There is an abandoned aquarium in an empty house. The aquarium has three large fish and three small fish. But after a week, one large fish and two small fish die.
How many remain in the aquarium?
How many remain in the aquarium?
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I Live In The Ocean Riddle
I live in the ocean.
I swim wherever I want.
I sing to my family.
I can breathe through a hole in the top of my head.
What am I?
I swim wherever I want.
I sing to my family.
I can breathe through a hole in the top of my head.
What am I?
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A Fish With Two Legs Riddle
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Out On A Boat Riddle
If you go out on a boat
And stay there until its late
What is it that you might catch
With a rod, hook and some bait?
And stay there until its late
What is it that you might catch
With a rod, hook and some bait?
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A Fishes Best Friend Riddle
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Jack And Jill Riddle
Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
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Catching A Fish Riddle
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Shooting A Shark Riddle
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Great White Trumpet Fish
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Shark And A Cow Fish Riddle
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Elephant And A Fish
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Bottom Of The Ocean Riddle
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Fish And Maps Riddle
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1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
2. How does a fish keep its home tidy? With a vacuumfin!
3. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop them a line!
4. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze!
5. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
6. Why aren't fish good dancers? They have two left fins!
7. What do you call a fish in a suit? A gentleman-tuna!
8. How do fish organize parties? They send out eel-evites!
9. What's a fish's favorite karaoke song? "I Will Always Love EWE!"
10. Why are fish such great musicians? Because they can play scale!
11. Why do fish study in schools? So they can get bait-ter jobs!
12. What do you call a fish who loves to travel? A globe-trotter!
13. How do you make a fish laugh? You tell it a whale of a joke!
14. Why do fish hate basketball? Because of all the nets!
15. What's a fish's favorite workout? Swimnasium!
16. Why did the fish go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
17. How do fish show their love? With lots of smooches!
18. Why aren't fish good at math? They always end up in the minnows!
19. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Oh, coral!"
20. Why do fish avoid drama? Because they don't want to get caught up in a sea-quel!
21. What's a fish's favorite type of movie? A rom-comet!
22. How do fish win over their crush? They always tell them they're reel-y into them!
23. What's a fish's favorite type of salad? A seaweed salad of course!
24. Why are fish bad at telling stories? They always get caught up on the hook!
25. What's a fish's favorite sport? Carp-etball!
26. Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the Bait Shop!
27. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? A finscessory!
28. What do you call a fish that's always ready to go? A go-fish!
29. What do you call a fish that's always late? A kipperable offense!
30. How do fish avoid getting sunburned? They always wear a tail-
guard.
31. What's a fish's favorite game to play? Catchphrase!
32. How did the fish meet its soulmate? On Plenty of Whales!
33. What do you call a fish that's always hungry? A seafoodie!
34. Why don't fish celebrate Halloween? They don't like to show off their skele-fins!
35. What's a fish's favorite type of sushi? Anything with roe in it!
36. Why do fish never get lost? They always have a compass rose to follow!
37. What's a fish's favorite type of social media? Instafish!
38. What's a fish's favorite type of theater? Broadway-tus!
39. What do you call a fish that's always gossiping? A salt-spreader!
40. How do fish stay warm in the winter? They always wear eel-caps!
41. Why do fish love the beach? They love to soak up some ray-fish!
42. What do you call a fish that's always putting on a show? A dramaquarium!
43. Why do fish never have to worry about parking tickets? Because they're always in schools!
44. What do you call a fish that's always asking for favors? An ocean moocher!
45. Why do fish never give up? Because they're always hooked on life!
46. What's a fish's favorite type of food? Sea-sonsed seaweed!
47. What do you call a fish that's always wearing headphones? A tune-a-fish!
48. Why do fish have a hard time opening jars? Because their fins are too slippery!
49. What's a fish's favorite type of dance? The whirling dervish tuna!
50. What do you call a fish that's always double-crossing its friends? A trout-bledore!
1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
2. How does a fish keep its home tidy? With a vacuumfin!
3. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop them a line!
4. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze!
5. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
6. Why aren't fish good dancers? They have two left fins!
7. What do you call a fish in a suit? A gentleman-tuna!
8. How do fish organize parties? They send out eel-evites!
9. What's a fish's favorite karaoke song? "I Will Always Love EWE!"
10. Why are fish such great musicians? Because they can play scale!
11. Why do fish study in schools? So they can get bait-ter jobs!
12. What do you call a fish who loves to travel? A globe-trotter!
13. How do you make a fish laugh? You tell it a whale of a joke!
14. Why do fish hate basketball? Because of all the nets!
15. What's a fish's favorite workout? Swimnasium!
16. Why did the fish go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
17. How do fish show their love? With lots of smooches!
18. Why aren't fish good at math? They always end up in the minnows!
19. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Oh, coral!"
20. Why do fish avoid drama? Because they don't want to get caught up in a sea-quel!
21. What's a fish's favorite type of movie? A rom-comet!
22. How do fish win over their crush? They always tell them they're reel-y into them!
23. What's a fish's favorite type of salad? A seaweed salad of course!
24. Why are fish bad at telling stories? They always get caught up on the hook!
25. What's a fish's favorite sport? Carp-etball!
26. Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the Bait Shop!
27. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? A finscessory!
28. What do you call a fish that's always ready to go? A go-fish!
29. What do you call a fish that's always late? A kipperable offense!
30. How do fish avoid getting sunburned? They always wear a tail-
guard.
31. What's a fish's favorite game to play? Catchphrase!
32. How did the fish meet its soulmate? On Plenty of Whales!
33. What do you call a fish that's always hungry? A seafoodie!
34. Why don't fish celebrate Halloween? They don't like to show off their skele-fins!
35. What's a fish's favorite type of sushi? Anything with roe in it!
36. Why do fish never get lost? They always have a compass rose to follow!
37. What's a fish's favorite type of social media? Instafish!
38. What's a fish's favorite type of theater? Broadway-tus!
39. What do you call a fish that's always gossiping? A salt-spreader!
40. How do fish stay warm in the winter? They always wear eel-caps!
41. Why do fish love the beach? They love to soak up some ray-fish!
42. What do you call a fish that's always putting on a show? A dramaquarium!
43. Why do fish never have to worry about parking tickets? Because they're always in schools!
44. What do you call a fish that's always asking for favors? An ocean moocher!
45. Why do fish never give up? Because they're always hooked on life!
46. What's a fish's favorite type of food? Sea-sonsed seaweed!
47. What do you call a fish that's always wearing headphones? A tune-a-fish!
48. Why do fish have a hard time opening jars? Because their fins are too slippery!
49. What's a fish's favorite type of dance? The whirling dervish tuna!
50. What do you call a fish that's always double-crossing its friends? A trout-bledore!