Catching A Fish Riddle
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Alive Without Breath Riddle
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.
What could this be?
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A Knights Fish Riddle
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Living In The Ocean Riddle
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Fear Of The Ocean Riddle
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Fish Playing Tennis Riddle
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Shark Sandwiches Riddle
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A Fishy Surgeon Riddle
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The House With No Doors Riddle
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A fish. A fish bowl or aquarium is the fishs house and the people inside are the decorative divers that offer no reply (one might ask how the fish knows, given that they arent a talkative bunch themselves). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Drowning On Dry Land Riddle
Alive without breath. As cold as death. Never thirsty, Ever drinking. Clad in mail, Never clinking. Drowns on dry land. Thinks an island, Is a mountain. Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air. What am I?
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Scales You Can't Measure Riddle
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The Fishing Trawler Riddle
There is a fishing trawler, with a ladder in it, leaning against a wall at the harbor. There are 5 oars and 2 fishing nets in the trawler. The distance between two consecutive steps on the ladder is 1 meter. If waves lashing against the wall rise half meter in every half hour, in how much time will 6 steps of the ladder get under the waves?
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The trawler rises with the waves so no step will go under water. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Two Fathers Two Sons Riddle
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Chasing A Mouse Riddle
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Joseph And Lena Riddle
Joseph and Lena are found dead on the floor with some water around. The windows are open and a strong wind draft is blowing the curtains around. How did they die?
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Joseph and Lena were goldfishes. The wind tipped their bowl over, hence killing them! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Fish Riddle of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
2. How does a fish keep its home tidy? With a vacuumfin!
3. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop them a line!
4. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze!
5. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
6. Why aren't fish good dancers? They have two left fins!
7. What do you call a fish in a suit? A gentleman-tuna!
8. How do fish organize parties? They send out eel-evites!
9. What's a fish's favorite karaoke song? "I Will Always Love EWE!"
10. Why are fish such great musicians? Because they can play scale!
11. Why do fish study in schools? So they can get bait-ter jobs!
12. What do you call a fish who loves to travel? A globe-trotter!
13. How do you make a fish laugh? You tell it a whale of a joke!
14. Why do fish hate basketball? Because of all the nets!
15. What's a fish's favorite workout? Swimnasium!
16. Why did the fish go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
17. How do fish show their love? With lots of smooches!
18. Why aren't fish good at math? They always end up in the minnows!
19. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Oh, coral!"
20. Why do fish avoid drama? Because they don't want to get caught up in a sea-quel!
21. What's a fish's favorite type of movie? A rom-comet!
22. How do fish win over their crush? They always tell them they're reel-y into them!
23. What's a fish's favorite type of salad? A seaweed salad of course!
24. Why are fish bad at telling stories? They always get caught up on the hook!
25. What's a fish's favorite sport? Carp-etball!
26. Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the Bait Shop!
27. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? A finscessory!
28. What do you call a fish that's always ready to go? A go-fish!
29. What do you call a fish that's always late? A kipperable offense!
30. How do fish avoid getting sunburned? They always wear a tail-
guard.
31. What's a fish's favorite game to play? Catchphrase!
32. How did the fish meet its soulmate? On Plenty of Whales!
33. What do you call a fish that's always hungry? A seafoodie!
34. Why don't fish celebrate Halloween? They don't like to show off their skele-fins!
35. What's a fish's favorite type of sushi? Anything with roe in it!
36. Why do fish never get lost? They always have a compass rose to follow!
37. What's a fish's favorite type of social media? Instafish!
38. What's a fish's favorite type of theater? Broadway-tus!
39. What do you call a fish that's always gossiping? A salt-spreader!
40. How do fish stay warm in the winter? They always wear eel-caps!
41. Why do fish love the beach? They love to soak up some ray-fish!
42. What do you call a fish that's always putting on a show? A dramaquarium!
43. Why do fish never have to worry about parking tickets? Because they're always in schools!
44. What do you call a fish that's always asking for favors? An ocean moocher!
45. Why do fish never give up? Because they're always hooked on life!
46. What's a fish's favorite type of food? Sea-sonsed seaweed!
47. What do you call a fish that's always wearing headphones? A tune-a-fish!
48. Why do fish have a hard time opening jars? Because their fins are too slippery!
49. What's a fish's favorite type of dance? The whirling dervish tuna!
50. What do you call a fish that's always double-crossing its friends? A trout-bledore!
1. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
2. How does a fish keep its home tidy? With a vacuumfin!
3. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop them a line!
4. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze!
5. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
6. Why aren't fish good dancers? They have two left fins!
7. What do you call a fish in a suit? A gentleman-tuna!
8. How do fish organize parties? They send out eel-evites!
9. What's a fish's favorite karaoke song? "I Will Always Love EWE!"
10. Why are fish such great musicians? Because they can play scale!
11. Why do fish study in schools? So they can get bait-ter jobs!
12. What do you call a fish who loves to travel? A globe-trotter!
13. How do you make a fish laugh? You tell it a whale of a joke!
14. Why do fish hate basketball? Because of all the nets!
15. What's a fish's favorite workout? Swimnasium!
16. Why did the fish go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
17. How do fish show their love? With lots of smooches!
18. Why aren't fish good at math? They always end up in the minnows!
19. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Oh, coral!"
20. Why do fish avoid drama? Because they don't want to get caught up in a sea-quel!
21. What's a fish's favorite type of movie? A rom-comet!
22. How do fish win over their crush? They always tell them they're reel-y into them!
23. What's a fish's favorite type of salad? A seaweed salad of course!
24. Why are fish bad at telling stories? They always get caught up on the hook!
25. What's a fish's favorite sport? Carp-etball!
26. Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the Bait Shop!
27. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? A finscessory!
28. What do you call a fish that's always ready to go? A go-fish!
29. What do you call a fish that's always late? A kipperable offense!
30. How do fish avoid getting sunburned? They always wear a tail-
guard.
31. What's a fish's favorite game to play? Catchphrase!
32. How did the fish meet its soulmate? On Plenty of Whales!
33. What do you call a fish that's always hungry? A seafoodie!
34. Why don't fish celebrate Halloween? They don't like to show off their skele-fins!
35. What's a fish's favorite type of sushi? Anything with roe in it!
36. Why do fish never get lost? They always have a compass rose to follow!
37. What's a fish's favorite type of social media? Instafish!
38. What's a fish's favorite type of theater? Broadway-tus!
39. What do you call a fish that's always gossiping? A salt-spreader!
40. How do fish stay warm in the winter? They always wear eel-caps!
41. Why do fish love the beach? They love to soak up some ray-fish!
42. What do you call a fish that's always putting on a show? A dramaquarium!
43. Why do fish never have to worry about parking tickets? Because they're always in schools!
44. What do you call a fish that's always asking for favors? An ocean moocher!
45. Why do fish never give up? Because they're always hooked on life!
46. What's a fish's favorite type of food? Sea-sonsed seaweed!
47. What do you call a fish that's always wearing headphones? A tune-a-fish!
48. Why do fish have a hard time opening jars? Because their fins are too slippery!
49. What's a fish's favorite type of dance? The whirling dervish tuna!
50. What do you call a fish that's always double-crossing its friends? A trout-bledore!