Fruit On A Summer Day
This large green fruit has red pulp inside and watery juice Best enjoyed cold on a hot summer day. What is it?
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Go On Red
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Inside The Green House Riddle
There is a green house. Inside the green house there is a White house. Inside the White house there is a red house. Inside the red house there are lots of babies. What am I?
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A Fruit Trees Like
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A Popular Tropical Fruit
Which is used in a pina colada
Its inside is yellow, sweet and juicy
While the outside of it is much harder
What is this tropical fruit?
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Conjoined Fruit Riddle
This fruit is made of two words conjoined
The first part of it is also a tree
The second part is a different fruit
And goes on a pizza from Hawaii
What is it?
The first part of it is also a tree
The second part is a different fruit
And goes on a pizza from Hawaii
What is it?
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Leaves And Fruit Riddle
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Apples And Christmas Trees
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Brown And Hairy Riddle
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12 Grapes New Years Riddle
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In Spain 12 grapes are eaten at midnight to secure 12 happy months in the coming year - one for each stroke of the clock. Each grape individually represents a different month. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
Out With Prunes Riddle
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Lemons And Limes Riddle
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Lemons Cross The Road Riddle
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Crashing Lemons Riddle
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The Sun Bakery
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1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
2. What did the grape say to the kiwi? "You make my heart go fuzzy."
3. How does one make a fruit salad laugh? Tell it a grape joke!
4. Why did the orange quit the band? Because it refused to be a mere segment.
5. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a watermelon do? Keep the dentist at bay!
6. Why did the strawberry always wear a tiny coat? Because it was a little jammy.
7. What did the peach say when its partner proposed? "You're the zest thing that's ever happened to me."
8. How many tickles does it take to make an avocado laugh? Ten-tickles.
9. What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a cactus? A fruit salad that's a little prickly.
10. Why did the fig get a job as a detective? Because it was great at fig-uring things out.
11. Why did the apple go to the gym? To get a core workout.
12. Why did the grape refuse to run for office? Because it didn't want to be in a raisin.
13. What's a fruit's favorite pet? A mango-retriever.
14. What did the strawberry say after going on vacation? "It's berry nice to be back home!"
15. How do you make a melon shake? Just add a little water-melon.
16. What did the apple say to the orange when they got lost in the forest? "Please a-peel to me for help."
17. What do you call a grape that sings? A grape-erazzi.
18. Why did the cherry break up with its partner? Because it was tired of being pi(t)ted against other fruits.
19. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
20. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
22. Why did the kiwi hang out with the banana? Because it was feeling a-peeling.
23. Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
24. Why did the avocado go to the movies alone? Because it wanted to be pit-iful.
25. What kind of fruit likes to play jokes? Prank-pears!
26. Why did the orange make such a great teacher? Because it had a lot of zest for life.
27. How do you make a lemon laugh? Just squeeze it a little.
28. What do you call a group of melons that perform together? A cantaloupe.
29. Why did the pear become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of humor(ous).
30. Why did the fruit go to the party? To get a little grape-ful.
31. What do you call a raspberry playing the guitar? A jammin' berry.
32. Why did the strawberry fail its driver's test? Because it always ran red lights.
33. Why did the orange get a job as a chef? Because it loved to zest things up!
34. How does a banana answer the telephone? "Yellow?"
35. What do you call a group of fruits that tell scary stories? Horrific.
36. Why did the watermelon run away from home? Because it was going through a rind.
37. How do mangoes celebrate their victories? With a mango-toast.
38. Why did the lime feel sad? Because nobody would give it a fresh squeeze.
39. What kind of fruit likes to write poetry? Rhymeberry!
40. Why did the grape go to the concert? To see his favorite grape band play.
41. What do you call a fruit with a criminal record? A bad apple.
42. Why did the peach refuse to fight back? Because it believed in the power of peachful resistance.
43. Why did the grape run away from the supermarket? Because it heard the raisins were picking on it.
44. What do you call a watermelon that's been cut into small pieces? A melon-choly.
45. How do you know if a fruit is a good listener? It has great pear-enting skills.
46. Why don't fruits ride roller coasters? Because they don't want to turn into mush.
47. What did the mango say to the cashew? "Let's make a nutty duo!"
48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
49. How do you make a berry shake? Just add a little berry good music.
50. What did the banana say to the avocado? "You're the guac to my roll."
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
2. What did the grape say to the kiwi? "You make my heart go fuzzy."
3. How does one make a fruit salad laugh? Tell it a grape joke!
4. Why did the orange quit the band? Because it refused to be a mere segment.
5. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does a watermelon do? Keep the dentist at bay!
6. Why did the strawberry always wear a tiny coat? Because it was a little jammy.
7. What did the peach say when its partner proposed? "You're the zest thing that's ever happened to me."
8. How many tickles does it take to make an avocado laugh? Ten-tickles.
9. What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a cactus? A fruit salad that's a little prickly.
10. Why did the fig get a job as a detective? Because it was great at fig-uring things out.
11. Why did the apple go to the gym? To get a core workout.
12. Why did the grape refuse to run for office? Because it didn't want to be in a raisin.
13. What's a fruit's favorite pet? A mango-retriever.
14. What did the strawberry say after going on vacation? "It's berry nice to be back home!"
15. How do you make a melon shake? Just add a little water-melon.
16. What did the apple say to the orange when they got lost in the forest? "Please a-peel to me for help."
17. What do you call a grape that sings? A grape-erazzi.
18. Why did the cherry break up with its partner? Because it was tired of being pi(t)ted against other fruits.
19. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
20. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
22. Why did the kiwi hang out with the banana? Because it was feeling a-peeling.
23. Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
24. Why did the avocado go to the movies alone? Because it wanted to be pit-iful.
25. What kind of fruit likes to play jokes? Prank-pears!
26. Why did the orange make such a great teacher? Because it had a lot of zest for life.
27. How do you make a lemon laugh? Just squeeze it a little.
28. What do you call a group of melons that perform together? A cantaloupe.
29. Why did the pear become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of humor(ous).
30. Why did the fruit go to the party? To get a little grape-ful.
31. What do you call a raspberry playing the guitar? A jammin' berry.
32. Why did the strawberry fail its driver's test? Because it always ran red lights.
33. Why did the orange get a job as a chef? Because it loved to zest things up!
34. How does a banana answer the telephone? "Yellow?"
35. What do you call a group of fruits that tell scary stories? Horrific.
36. Why did the watermelon run away from home? Because it was going through a rind.
37. How do mangoes celebrate their victories? With a mango-toast.
38. Why did the lime feel sad? Because nobody would give it a fresh squeeze.
39. What kind of fruit likes to write poetry? Rhymeberry!
40. Why did the grape go to the concert? To see his favorite grape band play.
41. What do you call a fruit with a criminal record? A bad apple.
42. Why did the peach refuse to fight back? Because it believed in the power of peachful resistance.
43. Why did the grape run away from the supermarket? Because it heard the raisins were picking on it.
44. What do you call a watermelon that's been cut into small pieces? A melon-choly.
45. How do you know if a fruit is a good listener? It has great pear-enting skills.
46. Why don't fruits ride roller coasters? Because they don't want to turn into mush.
47. What did the mango say to the cashew? "Let's make a nutty duo!"
48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
49. How do you make a berry shake? Just add a little berry good music.
50. What did the banana say to the avocado? "You're the guac to my roll."