HARRY POTTER RIDDLES

I'm n-not sure if you r-remember me,
I t-taught here long ago,
B-but I d-died one night, in a f-final fight
When my m-master m-met his foe.

Who am I?

First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me whats always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?

What do you call a wizard in Wonderland?

What do you call a coughing Quidditch commentator?

What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn't?

Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley all graduated from their School: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and were heading out to get a job. One person became an Auror, one trained and later became a teacher at Hogwarts, and one got a job at the Ministry of Magic. Find out who got which job, and what age they got it at. (19, 20, or 21.)

Why does Sirius Black have so many girlfriends?

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?

What do you call a gorilla that plays with clay?

Masks I wear many,
But not many see behind them.
Always rejected
Except by those dark as the one I despise.

I hate and I fear One of whom I will not speak
Yet I throw myself continually at his feet.
I am continual.
When all other hope is gone, I remain.

Those I defend I do not love,
And those I fight I cannot hate.
The one who hates me most
Is the one I will die to protect.

WHO AM I?

Looks can be deceiving,
And they certainly were with me.

Betrayal and lying,
People dying,
Makes no difference to me.

I'd do anything to help him get that wretched boy.
That would make my master's empty heart fill up with bubbling joy.

Much in common I have with him,
We killed the people we "loved" or not.

I disguised myself for this man,
I'm doing everything I can.

For years and years I endured it all
Just to see that Potter's life come to a sudden halt.

Who Am I?

Come seek us where our voices sound,
We cannot sing above the ground,
And while you're searching ponder this;
We've taken what you'll sorely miss,
An hour long you'll have to look,
And to recover what we took,
But past an hour, the prospect's black,
Too late it's gone, it won't come back.
(egg song) from movie:
Come seek us where our voices sound,
We cannot sing above the ground,
An hour long you'll have to look,
To recover what we took.

I came to Hogwarts and graduated 1988,
I came back at the time of Harry's almost, yet terrible fate.
I came in first in a family of nine,
I handle money but it's definitely not mine.
I've got a fang on a part of my body, long hair is my style,
A woman was once staring at me, which was caught by Harry's eye.
I took a desk job and that's where my love started,
I joined the Order of which cannot be parted.
I wear dragon hide on my feet, muggle clothes is what I've got,
My charm would outwit anyone, do you think they have not?
I respect my family with pride, unlike a dear brother that is so uncool,
One quality we share is that we were both Prefects at our dear old school.


Who am I?

One of four
Bloodline pure
History and secrets
I buried them low and deep

Listened
Spoke
Disagreed
Left

If you heard me speak
You may not understand
But the last words your hear
Were my sole command

I left behind
My virtues; my beliefs
And one day
My work will be finished


Who am I?

I make your teeth go chitter,
At the same time I am sweet,
Some of my friends are bitter,
But people them do eat.

My name constists of two words,
With a hyphen inbetween,
One part is food for owl-birds,
The other one is cold, if you know what I mean.

So be careful when you choose me,
For I am more than I seem,
But dont hesitate to take me,
I see it in your eyes, the gleam

What am I?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Harry Potter Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What did the Gryffindor say when he saw his ex-girlfriend? "I'm Siriusly over you!"

2. Why did Dumbledore refuse to eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans? He was afraid of the unexpected Fawkes.

3. What do you call a group of Death Eaters who love to knit? Dark Lord of the Yarn.

4. How does a witch tell time? With her Hogwarts watch.

5. What did Snape say when he saw his reflection in the mirror of Erised? "Potter, I'm done with you."

6. Why did Hagrid bring a chicken to Hogwarts? He wanted to teach it trans-moo-tation.

7. Where do young wizards go to learn how to be hipsters? The Hufflepuff cafe.

8. What do you call a wizard who is always on time? A Weasley watch.

9. Why did Voldemort cross the road? To get to the Horcrux on the other side.

10. What do you get when you cross Harry Potter and a mountain? A Hogwarts hill.

11. How do you know if Harry Potter is on a roller coaster? He's Griffindor-ed his teeth.

12. What do they use to style hair at Hogwarts? A moody curling iron.

13. Where do students go to sharpen their wands? The Dumbledore-door.

14. What happened to Harry Potter when he met a Dementor? He became a remediator.

15. Why did the Ministry of Magic hire a painter? They needed a spell-checker.

16. What does Harry Potter mash his potatoes with? His wand-crusher.

17. What do you call a group of wizards on strike? A Hogwarts blockade.

18. What do you call a Boggart in a pond? A fear-frog.

19. What do you call a magical bird with a bad attitude? An Owl-truant.

20. What do you call a jumpy flying broomstick? A nervous nimbus.

21. Why did Ron Weasley's sweater get wet? It was caught in a tide-ious battle.

22. What do you call a pyromaniac wizard? A fiery magician.

23. What do you call a confused muggle? A No-Memory.

24. What do you call a Gryffindor with no courage? A Hufflepuff.

25. What happens when you mix Carol Danvers with Hermione Granger? Magic Captain Marvel.

26. Why did the enchanted broomstick break up with the vacuum cleaner? They had irreconcilable cleaning differences.

27. What do you call a wizard who is always hungry? A Raven-chef.

28. Why did Professor Quirrell wear two cloaks? He wanted to be Dumbledore-wrapped.

29. What do you call a Hermione Granger fan club? The bookworms.

30. What do you call a patronus performing stand-up comedy? A laughter defense.

31. What do you call a rival Quidditch team? Opponent-wards.

32. Why did Harry Potter lose his shoes? He was Siriusly underprepared.

33. What do you call a magical animal that loves playing MMOs? An Owyvern.

34. What's the favorite spell of the Sorting Hat? A suave sorting.

35. Why did Sirius Black prefer Werewolves over Vampires? He liked how they howl more than bite.

36. What do you call a wizard who refuses to pay taxes? A Galleon-dodger.

37. What do Hogwarts students use to hydrate plants? A gilly-weed sprayer.

38. What's Voldemort's favorite social media platform? Snapchat-muggle.

39. What happens when a wizard tries to use magic on a clock? Time-turner-ed.

40. What do you call a magical tree that loves a good game of Quidditch? An Oak-keeper.

41. What do you call a Lethifold that's really into emo music? My Chemical Romance-Lethifold.

42. Why did Snape refuse to use modern potions equipment? He was afraid of stirring things up with technology.

43. What do you call a Horcrux that loves classical music? Mozart-crux.

44. Why did Ron Weasley refuse to ride the Hogwarts Express? He was afraid of train-wrecks.

45. What do you call a Hufflepuff that loves disco? A Dancing Badger.

46. What happens when you mix dragons and snowmen? The Hogwarts Winter-Fyre Ball.

47. Why did Voldemort hide his nose in plain sight? He wanted to blend with Muggles better.

48. What do you call a potion that's both colorful and tasty? A Rainbow Sherbet.

49. Why did Harry Potter always wear fresh underwear before battle? He never wanted to Snape out.

50. What do you call a magical herb that's always late? Herb-O'Clock.