JANUARY RIDDLES

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Here are a few interesting facts about January thatll provide some clues to answers when solving.
  • The carnation and snowdrop are the flower symbols of January.
  • Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) and Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) are the zodiac signs for the month of January.
  • Did you know that January is National Blood Donor month, National Soup Month, National Hobby Month, National Staying Healthy Month and National Braille Literacy Month?
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    Calendar Girls Riddle

    Hint:
    "I have more dates than you do."
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    Born In B.C. Riddle

    Hint:
    45 years old.

    There is no year 0 so you can add 23 to 23 but you must subtract one to take year 0 out of consideration: 23 + 23 - 1 = 45 years old. In some cultures people are born 1 years old, in this case they would be 46 years old when they die.
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    1. What do you call a snowman in January? A slush puppy!



    2. Why did the snowman wear a hat in January? Because it was so cold, his head was frost bitten!



    3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a carrot? Frosty the Snow Carrot!



    4. What did the janitor say to the snowman? Cold hands, warm mop!



    5. Why did the snowman fail his driving test? He couldn't keep his cool in traffic!



    6. What does a snowman like to eat in January? Iceberg lettuce!



    7. Why do skiers wear insulated gloves in January? To keep their fingers frost-bitten!



    8. What do you call a snowman on a sunny January day? A puddle!



    9. Why do people in January love to eat chili? Because it warms their soul!



    10. What do you call a January snowstorm that lasts for weeks? A snowverload!



    11. What's January's favorite game? Freezing tag!



    12. Why did the ice cream cone cross the road in January? To get to the hot chocolate on the other side!



    13. What do you call a January snowman that's having a bad hair day? A snow mussel!



    14. Why don't skiers like talking about their aches and pains in January? They don't want to rub it in!



    15. What kind of bread do snowmen love? Brrrrrr-read!



    16. How do you know when it's really cold outside in January? Your teeth start to chatter before you even open your mouth!



    17. What do you call a snowman with a solar panel? Frosty the Green Snowman!



    18. Why do people call January the Arctic? Because it's all about ice and snow!



    19. What did the snowman say when it lost its hat in January? I hope it turns up snowhere!



    20. Why did the snowman build his house with blocks of ice in January? He wanted to cool off after all the holiday festivities!



    21. What do you call a snowman with a runny nose in January? A snot-angel!



    22. Why do people in January love playing with snowballs? Because they're all about chills and thrills!



    23. What do you call a January snowman that's really good at math? An ice calculator!



    24. Why did the snowman with the six-pack abs go to the gym in January? To keep from melting away!



    25. What do you call a snowman that's sad in January? Frost-bitten hearted!



    26. Why did the snowman prefer January to December? Because it was his month off-duty!



    27. What do you call a January snowman covered in gold dust? Frosty the Gold Nugget!



    28. Why did the snowman go to the doctor in January? He wanted to get his frost-bites checked!



    29. What's the best way to stay warm in January? Keep a snowman in the freezer!



    30. What do you call a January snowman that's really bad at math? A snow-brainer!



    31. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend in January? She was cold-hearted!



    32. What did the snowman say to the polar bear in January? Can you give me a cool hand?



    33. What do you call a snowman that loves to tell jokes in January? Frosty the Comedian!



    34. Why don't snowmen use computers in January? They always end up downloading Frostwire!



    35. What kind of man can survive in January? A snow-man!



    36. What do you call a snowman that loves to swim in January? A chilly-water!



    37. Why did the snowman run for office in January? He wanted to build a frozen wall!



    38. What is a snowman's favorite social media platform in January? Ice-stagram!



    39. Why did the snowman turn yellow in January? Because he was too scared to pee in the cold!



    40. What do you call a snowman that's really shy in January? Frosty the wallflower!



    41. Why did the polar bear get a job in January? So he can afford to buy ice!



    42. What do you call a snowman that's really into science in January? Frosty the Chemist!



    43. What happened when the snowman saw a dog in January? His heart melted!



    44. What do you call a snowman that's really into fitness in January? Ice-ercise man!



    45. Why did the snowman refuse to eat in January? He was on a cold-turkey diet!



    46. How do you know when it's really cold outside in January? The polar bears start wearing gloves!



    47. What does a snowman like to drink in January? Ice-coffee!



    48. Why did the snowman cross the road in January? To get to the other freezer!



    49. What do you call a snowman that can run faster than a cheetah in January? Frosty Bolt!



    50. Why did the snowman win an award in January? Because he was the coolest!
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