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March Riddles & Answers
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So how well do you think you know the month of March? Lets figure it out, have fun solving and don't forget to share!
The Month That Soldiers Hate Riddle
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Seen In The Middle Of March
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Which Did They See Riddle
There were 2 children, the son and the daughter. The daughter was born on January 20th and the son was born on March 12th. Both of them were born in the morning. Which one did their parents see first?
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New Years In March Riddle
In the Middle Ages most European countries observed New Year's Day on March 25th. What is the significance of this date?
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March 25th is recognized as Annunciation Day, celebrating when Mary learns from the Archangel Gabriel that she will give birth to the Son of God. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Tired In April Riddle
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Tired In April Riddle
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Parade Month Riddle
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I Born In March
"Lifes funny", said an old friend when I bumped into him the other day. "Listen to this, I was born in March, yet I celebrate my birthday in August, and last February I married my mother". How is this possible?
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He was born in August in a town called March, became a priest and married his widowed mother to her second husband in February. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. Why did the leprechaun wait until March to rob the bank? Because that's when the green came in like a lion and went out like a lamb, leaving him with plenty of luck to spare.
2. Why did the rhinoceros wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to look "horny."
3. Why did the duck celebrate St. Patrick's Day for two weeks straight? Because he was addicted to quack cocaine.
4. Why did the Marching Band practice on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to be ready for the March.
5. Why did the bear go to the St. Patrick's Day parade? Because he wanted to see all the lucky charms.
6. Why did the Marching Band play in the rain? Because they loved the sound of March-ing drops.
7. Why did the elephant wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because a green trunk is more festive than a gray one.
8. Why did the skunk wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to blend in with the grass.
9. Why did the Marching Band follow the leprechaun? Because he was leading them to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
10. Why was the Marching Band so successful on St. Patrick's Day? Because they had rhythm like Celtic knots.
11. Why did the scientist wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because she was studying the Sham-rock.
12. Why did the lion wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was the king of the clover field.
13. Why did the snake slither down the parade route on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was hissss-tory in the making.
14. Why did the eagle skip St. Patrick's Day? Because he was already an Irish-American.
15. Why did the Marching Band perform at midnight on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to rock the sham-rick house.
16. Why did the leprechaun dance with the Marching Band? Because he had a pot of jigs.
17. Why did the Marching Band wear kilts on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were ready to bag-pipe it up.
18. Why did the Marching Band choose to play on a hill on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted a good vantage-point to see the parade.
19. Why did the alien wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were Irish Extra-terrestrial.
20. Why did the Marching Band make puns on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to shake their shamrock.
21. Why did the turtle wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to show off his sham-shell.
22. Why did the Marching Band wear green sneakers on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were kickin' their lucky charms.
23. Why did the elephant drink green beer on St. Patrick's Day? Because the green went straight to his trunk.
24. Why did the Marching Band perform for the President on St. Patrick's Day? Because they rocked the grand-staircase.
25. Why did the panda wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to blend in with the Lucky Bamboo.
26. Why did the Marching Band play a sad song on St. Patrick's Day? Because they had the March-ing blues.
27. Why did the pig wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was on paddy-o's mind.
28. Why did the Marching Band perform in front of a white picket fence on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to see the sham-rocks.
29. Why did the penguin wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was a lucky bird.
30. Why did the Marching Band wear green berets on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew the Irish have a thing for hats.
31. Why did the giraffe wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to show off his lucky spots.
32. Why did the Marching Band play a melody made up entirely of Irish folk tunes on St. Patrick's Day? Because they had the luck of the Irish.
33. Why did the kangaroo wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because hopping and jigging go hand in hand.
34. Why did the Marching Band strike up an impromptu conga line on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were feeling the March-ing beat.
35. Why did the dolphin wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because they're mammals, so they've got to stick together.
36. Why did the Marching Band place a lucky horseshoe on their drum before their parade performance on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew it would bring them good fortune.
37. Why did the crab wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to stand out from the other crustaceans.
38. Why did the Marching Band incorporate some juggling into their St. Patrick's Day performance? Because they wanted to add some luck to their bag of tricks.
39. Why did the raccoon wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was his way of saying, "I'm lucky to be trash."
40. Why did the Marching Band play an especially energetic rendition of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew how to get the crowd March-ing.
41. Why did the beaver wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was feeling dam lucky.
42. Why did the Marching Band end their St. Patrick's Day parade performance with "Danny Boy"? Because it's the ultimate Irish classic.
43. Why did the goat wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was his way of saying, "I'm feeling baa-baric."
44. Why did the Marching Band take a detour down the alley on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to jive it up with some Irish cats.
45. Why did the chameleon wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he could blend in with any sham-rock.
46. Why did the Marching Band perform at the local pub on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew the Irish like a good pint and some tunes.
47. Why did the otter wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to show off his lucky charm.
48. Why did the Marching Band perform "Hava Nagila" on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to mix it up and show their appreciation for Jewish-Irish-American culture.
49. Why did the spider wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because she had the luck of the web.
50. Why did the Marching Band play "Sweet Caroline" on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew that, like the Irish, it's a classic that will never go out of style.
1. Why did the leprechaun wait until March to rob the bank? Because that's when the green came in like a lion and went out like a lamb, leaving him with plenty of luck to spare.
2. Why did the rhinoceros wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to look "horny."
3. Why did the duck celebrate St. Patrick's Day for two weeks straight? Because he was addicted to quack cocaine.
4. Why did the Marching Band practice on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to be ready for the March.
5. Why did the bear go to the St. Patrick's Day parade? Because he wanted to see all the lucky charms.
6. Why did the Marching Band play in the rain? Because they loved the sound of March-ing drops.
7. Why did the elephant wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because a green trunk is more festive than a gray one.
8. Why did the skunk wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to blend in with the grass.
9. Why did the Marching Band follow the leprechaun? Because he was leading them to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
10. Why was the Marching Band so successful on St. Patrick's Day? Because they had rhythm like Celtic knots.
11. Why did the scientist wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because she was studying the Sham-rock.
12. Why did the lion wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was the king of the clover field.
13. Why did the snake slither down the parade route on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was hissss-tory in the making.
14. Why did the eagle skip St. Patrick's Day? Because he was already an Irish-American.
15. Why did the Marching Band perform at midnight on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to rock the sham-rick house.
16. Why did the leprechaun dance with the Marching Band? Because he had a pot of jigs.
17. Why did the Marching Band wear kilts on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were ready to bag-pipe it up.
18. Why did the Marching Band choose to play on a hill on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted a good vantage-point to see the parade.
19. Why did the alien wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were Irish Extra-terrestrial.
20. Why did the Marching Band make puns on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to shake their shamrock.
21. Why did the turtle wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to show off his sham-shell.
22. Why did the Marching Band wear green sneakers on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were kickin' their lucky charms.
23. Why did the elephant drink green beer on St. Patrick's Day? Because the green went straight to his trunk.
24. Why did the Marching Band perform for the President on St. Patrick's Day? Because they rocked the grand-staircase.
25. Why did the panda wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to blend in with the Lucky Bamboo.
26. Why did the Marching Band play a sad song on St. Patrick's Day? Because they had the March-ing blues.
27. Why did the pig wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was on paddy-o's mind.
28. Why did the Marching Band perform in front of a white picket fence on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to see the sham-rocks.
29. Why did the penguin wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was a lucky bird.
30. Why did the Marching Band wear green berets on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew the Irish have a thing for hats.
31. Why did the giraffe wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to show off his lucky spots.
32. Why did the Marching Band play a melody made up entirely of Irish folk tunes on St. Patrick's Day? Because they had the luck of the Irish.
33. Why did the kangaroo wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because hopping and jigging go hand in hand.
34. Why did the Marching Band strike up an impromptu conga line on St. Patrick's Day? Because they were feeling the March-ing beat.
35. Why did the dolphin wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because they're mammals, so they've got to stick together.
36. Why did the Marching Band place a lucky horseshoe on their drum before their parade performance on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew it would bring them good fortune.
37. Why did the crab wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to stand out from the other crustaceans.
38. Why did the Marching Band incorporate some juggling into their St. Patrick's Day performance? Because they wanted to add some luck to their bag of tricks.
39. Why did the raccoon wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was his way of saying, "I'm lucky to be trash."
40. Why did the Marching Band play an especially energetic rendition of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew how to get the crowd March-ing.
41. Why did the beaver wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was feeling dam lucky.
42. Why did the Marching Band end their St. Patrick's Day parade performance with "Danny Boy"? Because it's the ultimate Irish classic.
43. Why did the goat wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because it was his way of saying, "I'm feeling baa-baric."
44. Why did the Marching Band take a detour down the alley on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to jive it up with some Irish cats.
45. Why did the chameleon wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he could blend in with any sham-rock.
46. Why did the Marching Band perform at the local pub on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew the Irish like a good pint and some tunes.
47. Why did the otter wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he wanted to show off his lucky charm.
48. Why did the Marching Band perform "Hava Nagila" on St. Patrick's Day? Because they wanted to mix it up and show their appreciation for Jewish-Irish-American culture.
49. Why did the spider wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because she had the luck of the web.
50. Why did the Marching Band play "Sweet Caroline" on St. Patrick's Day? Because they knew that, like the Irish, it's a classic that will never go out of style.