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Precious Metal Riddle

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Gold
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Not Gold Or Cooper Riddle

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Silver
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Before A Movie Man Riddle

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Iron
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Common Metal Riddle

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Iron
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I Am A Roman God

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Mercury
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Hard Metal Tongue

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A bell
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1. What do you call an angry metal guitarist? A fret-ful warrior!

2. Why did the metal singer call his pet dinosaur? It was a T-Rex in the pit!

3. What do you call a metalhead who's constantly cold? A chilly Willy!

4. Why did the metal drummer go to the doctor? He had double-kick fever!

5. What do you call a metal song about croissants? Dough-metal!

6. Why did the metal concert get cancelled? The lead singer had a shattered note!

7. What do you call a metal musician who can't swim? A sinking soloist!

8. Why did the metal band break up? They couldn't handle the axle grind!

9. What do you call a metal musician with a hernia? A ripped shredder!

10. Why did the metal band need a new keyboardist? The old one had a sticky keytar!

11. What do you call a metalhead who's always lost? A mapless metallian!

12. Why did the metal band start wearing masks? They wanted to thrash incognito!

13. What do you call a metal guitarist who likes math? A cosine shredder!

14. Why did the metal musician become a carpenter? He liked to hammer ons!

15. What do you call a metal club for senior citizens? The Geriatric Pit!

16. Why did the metal singer go on a vegan diet? He didn't want to meathead!

17. What do you call a metal guitarist who can't tune his guitar? A discordant demon!

18. Why did the metal drummer become a bicycle courier? He liked to ride the cymbals!

19. What do you call a metal band that's obsessed with cleaning? The Sweep Master General!

20. Why did the metal band switch to playing jazz? They wanted to test their impro-visions!

21. What do you call a metalhead who's always sick? A malady metallian!

22. Why did the metal bassist become a dentist? He liked to pluck the teeth!

23. What do you call a metal song about laundry? Spin Cycle of Death!

24. Why did the metal band get kicked out of the recording studio? They kept cranking the amp up to 11!

25. What do you call a metal musician who loves puns? A word-play warrior!

26. Why did the metal band hire a mime? They needed some silent screams!

27. What do you call a metalhead who's afraid of heights? A dizzy-metallian!

28. Why did the metal singer become a magician? He wanted to pull off some metal magic!

29. What do you call a metal song about aliens? Intergalactic Mosh!

30. Why did the metal drummer become a chef? He liked to pound the meat!

31. What do you call a metal band that's bad with money? The Broke-n Skulls!

32. Why did the metal vocalist join the gym? To get those high notes!

33. What do you call a metalhead who's always sleepy? A napping-necro!

34. Why did the metal guitarist become a park ranger? He loved the sound of trees falling in the pit!

35. What do you call a metal song about gardening? Tractor Rust in Peace!

36. Why did the metal band play in the rain? They wanted to rain down the thunder!

37. What do you call a metal musician who loves cats? A kitty thrasher!

38. Why did the metal bassist become a plumber? He liked to lay the pipes!

39. What do you call a metal song about camping? Pitch Black Symphony!

40. Why did the metal band start a lawn care business? To spread the seed of metal!

41. What do you call a metalhead who's always on the phone? A dial-tone destroyer!

42. Why did the metal singer become a hairdresser? He liked to do hair-raising screams!

43. What do you call a metal song about watermelon? Seed Up the Pit!

44. Why did the metal band switch to playing country music? They wanted to twang their way to the top!

45. What do you call a metalhead who's always hungry? A cannibalistic crybaby!

46. Why did the metal guitarist become a yoga instructor? He liked to stretch those power chords!

47. What do you call a metal song about cooking? Grind Cooking!

48. Why did the metal band start a detective agency? To find the stolen riff-ference!

49. What do you call a metal musician who loves birds? A shredding sparrow!

50. Why did the metal singer become a puppeteer? He wanted to pull off some metal marionettes!
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