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Made Of 12 Riddle

Hint:
'HNY everyone'
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A Year Apart Riddle

Hint:
It was December, 31st and their lunch date was on January 1st which is after New Years, the 'next year'
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Birthing Boys Riddle

Hint:
One was born on Dec. 31 at 11:59pm and the other was born on Jan. 1st at 12:00am!
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New Year's Jog Riddle

Hint:
The ice falls out of your drinks!
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Coming Before Christmas Riddle

Hint:
Every year!
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Mickey's New Calendar Riddle

Hint:
On New Ears Day!
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A Cows Favorite Holiday Riddle

Hint:
Moo Years Day!!
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Missing On New Year's Eve

Hint:
"I haven't seen you for a year!"
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A Cows Favorite Day

Hint:
Moo-years Day!
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Christmas And New Year's Riddle

Hint:
In 2020 New Year's occurs on January 1st, 2020 and Christmas on December 25th, 2020. These dates are 51 weeks and 2 days apart, not one week apart (during the year New Year's occurs before Christmas).
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1. Why did the clock feel happy at midnight on New Year's Eve? Because it knew it was going to have a great time ringing in the New Year!



2. What did the grape say to the raisin on New Year's Eve? "It's time to raisin the roof!"



3. What do you call a New Year's resolution that's already been broken? A "dissolution".



4. Why do birds make great New Year's resolution makers? Because they're always tweeting about their goals!



5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a New Year's party? Chillaxin and Ringing in the New Year!



6. What's a pirate's favorite New Year's drink? Aaarrrr-gula.



7. Why shouldn't you invite a band to your New Year's Eve party? Because they'll count down one, two, three... four!



8. What kind of music do you play at a New Year's Eve party? Auld Lang Groove.



9. Why was the snowman sad on New Year's Day? Because he realized his 15 minutes of fame were officially up.



10. What do you call a New Year's party with lots of cheeses? A fondue year!



11. Why did the tomato turn red at midnight on New Year's Eve? Because it saw the salad dressing!



12. Why do math teachers love New Year's Eve? Because they can count down to the New Year!



13. Why was the writing utensil sad on New Year's day? Because it realized it didn't have a new years resolution.



14. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a New Year's baby? A jolly New Year's Day!



15. Why did the cookie go to bed early on New Year's Eve? Because it was feeling crumbly.



16. How do you know if a New Year's resolution is going to stick? If it leaves a sticky note reminder on your fridge!



17. Why was the calendar so popular on New Year's? It had tons of dates!



18. What did one snowman say to the other on New Year's? "Do you carrot all about your New Year's resolutions?"



19. What do you call a New Year's Eve party that's full of comedians? A jokester jam!



20. Why don't vampires celebrate New Year's Eve? They don't like the sound of Auld Fang Syne.



21. What happened when the potato dropped the ball on New Year's Eve? It mashed into a big mess!



22. Why do monkeys throw New Year's Eve parties? They love to go bananas!



23. What's a cat's favorite New Year's drink? Milk and bubbly.



24. What do you get when you cross a New Year's resolution and a pun? A resolve-on for next year's list!



25. Why did the man throw his watch out the window at midnight on New Year's Eve? He wanted to see time fly!



26. What did one bird say to the other on New Year's Day? "Let's flock together to make our resolutions stick!"



27. What do you call a New Year's resolution that involves eating broccoli? A cruciferous countdown.



28. Why don't pandas celebrate New Year's Eve? They're already living the good life with their bamboo shoots.



29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a New Year's party? Chilling and ringing in the New Year!



30. Why did the scarecrow make a New Year's resolution to make more bread? Because he wanted to live the toast of the town!



31. What do you call a New Year's party that's full of puns? A witty bash!



32. Why did the turtle make a resolution to go faster? He wanted to shell-ebrate New Year's in style!



33. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a New Year's party? A frosty start to the New Year!



34. Why did the coffee maker make a New Year's resolution to take more breaks? It wanted to percolate on its goals!



35. What do you call a New Year's resolution to be more daring? A risky resolve.



36. Why did the scissors make a New Year's resolution to travel more? They wanted to cut out for some adventure!



37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a New Year's party? A chilly beginning to the New Year!



38. Why did the seagull make a New Year's resolution to eat healthier? It wanted to beach its ideal weight.



39. What do you call a New Year's resolution to be more spontaneous? A spur-of-the-moment resolve.



40. Why did the tree make a New Year's resolution to grow taller? It wanted to branch out and reach new heights.



41. What do you get when you cross a New Year's resolution and a dad joke? A dad-solve-it resolution!



42. Why did the chicken make a New Year's resolution to study more? It wanted to feather its academic cap.



43. What do you call a New Year's party filled with animals? A zoo year's eve!



44. Why did the horse make a New Year's resolution to take up running? It wanted to hoof it to a healthier lifestyle.



45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a New Year's party? A frost-tastic start to the New Year!



46. Why did the octopus make a New Year's resolution to be more organized? It wanted to keep its tentacles in order.



47. What do you call a New Year's resolution to read more books? A novel resolve!



48. Why did the snail make a New Year's resolution to be more punctual? It wanted to finally get ahead.



49. What do you get when you cross a New Year's resolution and a play on words? A pun-ishingly clever resolve.



50. Why did the dog make a New Year's resolution to learn a new trick? It wanted to fetch new skills and impress its friends!
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