Born In London Riddle
Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.
His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.
When Simon was eight his mother died.
When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.
When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.
He is now sixty six.
Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favorite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland?
His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.
When Simon was eight his mother died.
When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.
When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.
He is now sixty six.
Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favorite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland?
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1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi to be with.
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
11. What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.
12. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
15. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? sneakers.
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
17. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
18. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
19. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
20. What does a vegan zombie eat? Grrrraaaaaains.
21. What do you call a smart fart? A genius.
22. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
23. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? "Nothing, it just let out a little whine."
25. Why didn't the bicycle take a nap? It was two tired.
26. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
27. Why don't mountains get cold in winter? Because they wear snow caps.
28. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
29. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
30. Why don't fish like basketball? Because they're afraid of the net.
31. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing was a little ranchy.
32. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
33. Why doesn't the sun play football? It always gets burned.
34. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moosical band.
35. Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
36. What do you call a cat that likes to eat lemons? A sourpuss.
37. Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
38. What did the grape say when it got squished? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
39. What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb? I'll always be with you in a bright way.
40. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
41. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-dier.
42. Why did the bakery go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
43. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
44. Why are there only 239 beans in Irish bean soup? Because one more would be too farty.
45. What did the grape say to the peach? You're a peach of work.
46. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny.
47. What do you call a giraffe with a short neck? A neck-romancer.
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
49. Why did the dog wear a watch? He wanted to bark on time.
50. What did the farmer say when he found his tractor missing? Where's my tractor? (obvious pun).
1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi to be with.
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
11. What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.
12. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
15. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? sneakers.
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
17. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
18. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
19. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
20. What does a vegan zombie eat? Grrrraaaaaains.
21. What do you call a smart fart? A genius.
22. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
23. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? "Nothing, it just let out a little whine."
25. Why didn't the bicycle take a nap? It was two tired.
26. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
27. Why don't mountains get cold in winter? Because they wear snow caps.
28. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
29. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
30. Why don't fish like basketball? Because they're afraid of the net.
31. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing was a little ranchy.
32. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
33. Why doesn't the sun play football? It always gets burned.
34. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moosical band.
35. Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
36. What do you call a cat that likes to eat lemons? A sourpuss.
37. Why shouldn't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
38. What did the grape say when it got squished? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
39. What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb? I'll always be with you in a bright way.
40. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
41. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-dier.
42. Why did the bakery go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
43. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
44. Why are there only 239 beans in Irish bean soup? Because one more would be too farty.
45. What did the grape say to the peach? You're a peach of work.
46. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny.
47. What do you call a giraffe with a short neck? A neck-romancer.
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
49. Why did the dog wear a watch? He wanted to bark on time.
50. What did the farmer say when he found his tractor missing? Where's my tractor? (obvious pun).