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What Kind Of Apple Is Not An Apple Riddle

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A pineapple
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Topping On A Hawaiian Pizza

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I am a pineapple
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Cut Into Chunks

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Pineapple
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Fat Pineapple Riddle

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A pineapple chunk!
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A Fruit Trees Like

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Pine-Apple
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A pineapple
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Conjoined Fruit Riddle

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Its a pineapple
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Leaves And Fruit Riddle

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A pineapple.
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1. What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a magician? A fruity prestidigitator!

2. What’s the best way to cut a pineapple? With a sharp pine-apple.

3. Why did the pineapple break up with his girlfriend? She took him for grated.

4. How do you know when a pineapple is having a bad day? They’re a bit of a sourpuss.

5. Why did the pineapple go to the doctor? It was having a hard time digesting its feelings.

6. What’s a pineapple’s favorite sport? Pineapple-tennis.

7. What do you call a pineapple that’s trying to be cool? A hipster fruit.

8. What’s a pineapple’s favorite TV show? The Pineapple Prince of Bel-Air.

9. Why did the pineapple go to the beach? To get a little sunshine and vitamin sea.

10. What did the pineapple say to the banana? I’m sweet on you!

11. What’s a pineapple’s least favorite holiday? Halloween – they don’t like being carved up.

12. Why did the pineapple stop playing video games? It was getting too juiced up.

13. How do you make a pineapple giggle? Tickle its fruits.

14. What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a strawberry? A pine-strawberry.

15. Why did the pineapple have to go to anger management? It was getting too prickly.

16. What do you call a pineapple that’s been anesthetized? Pine-ouchy.

17. Why did the pineapple think it was a cucumber? It wanted to be pickled.

18. What’s a pineapple’s favorite musical group? The Pineapple Express Band.

19. Why did the pineapple go to the podiatrist? It had a corn on the cob.

20. What do you call a pineapple with a terrible sense of humor? A fruitcake.

21. Why did the pineapple go on a diet? It wanted to be in better shape for summer.

22. How do you know when a pineapple is nervous? They’re a bit of a pineapple-wreck.

23. What do you call a silly pineapple? A pin-fool.

24. Why did the pineapple get a tattoo? It wanted to show off its tough exterior.

25. What do you call a pineapple that loves to dance? A fruit-loop.

26. What did the pineapple say after it was hit by a car? That pine-hurts.

27. Why did the pineapple feel left out at the party? It wasn’t invited to the core group.

28. What’s a pineapple’s favorite movie genre? Pine-romantic comedy.

29. Why did the pineapple go on a date with a watermelon? It was hoping to find a sweet love connection.

30. What do you call a pineapple stuck in traffic? A road-pine.

31. Why did the pineapple run away from the apple? It was scared of the core.

32. How do you catch a pineapple? With a fruit-net.

33. What do you call a pineapple that’s in love with a cantaloupe? Pine-meloupe.

34. Why did the pineapple go to the barber? It needed a frond-trim.

35. How do you know when a pineapple is trying to hide something? They’re being a bit cagey.

36. What do you call a pineapple that just won an award? The winner of the fruit-lottery.

37. Why did the pineapple go to the therapist? It was feeling a little flat.

38. What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a politician? A pine-ful liar.

39. How did the pineapple get in trouble with the law? It was caught smuggling fruit across the border.

40. What’s a pineapple’s favorite hobby? Pine-art.

41. Why did the pineapple get in a fight with the grapefruit? It was a sour grape.

42. How do you know when a pineapple is always angry? It’s always seething-pine inside.

43. What’s a pineapple’s least favorite ice cream flavor? Pineapple-mint.

44. What do you call a pineapple that’s obsessed with astrology? A fruit-natic.

45. Why did the pineapple go to the gym? It wanted to work on its oblique muscles.

46. What do you call a pineapple that’s always borrowing money? A fruit-loaner.

47. Why did the pineapple get a facelift? It wanted to look less wrinkly.

48. What do you call a pineapple that’s scared of heights? A low-hanging fruit.

49. How do you make a pineapple feel important? Give them a crown and call them the queen of fruits.

50. What’s a pineapple’s favorite dance move? The pineapple-shuffle.
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