POOP RIDDLES

Trending Tags

Feel free to use content on this page for your website or blog, we only ask that you reference content back to us. Use the following code to link this page:

Search Suggestions

Trouble finding ? Here are some search terms related to to try browsing:
Terms · Privacy · Contact
Riddles and Answers © 2023
Start

Time To Go To The Bathroom

How do you know its time to go to the bathroom?
Hint:
The clock says its poo-thirty.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Time Riddles 
Solved: 45%
Start

The Locked Bathroom Riddle

How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry?
How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry?
Hint:
With a doo-key.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Free Riddles 
Solved: 40%
Start

Girls Never Poop Riddle

Why don't girls poop?
Hint:
They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build pressure!
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Riddles For Men 
Solved: 37%
Start

The Constipated Mathematician

How did the constipated mathematician poop?
Hint:
He worked it out with a pencil
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Examples Of Riddles 
Solved: 58%
Start

Obama's Poop Riddle

Why doesn't Obama's poop stink?
Hint:
He has so many liberals around his butt sniffing it all up.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Rude Riddles 
Solved: 45%
Start

The Shart Of Britney Riddle

What did Britney Spears say after she sharts?
Hint:
"Oops I Sharted Again"
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Music Riddles 
Solved: 71%
Start

Mitt Romney's Poop Riddle

What does Mitt Romney say when his poop smells?
Hint:
Obama did it.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Political Riddles 
Solved: 53%
Start

The Priest's Poop Riddle

What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet?
Hint:
Holy Crap!
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Christian Riddles 
Solved: 48%
Start

The Poop And The Fart Riddle

What did the poo say to the fart?
Hint:
"You blow me away."
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Riddle Quotes 
Solved: 66%
Start

Denzel And The Rugrats Riddle

When does Denzel Washington have hang out with Rugrats?
Hint:
Potty Training Day
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Movie Riddles 
Solved: 40%
Start

Clark's Poop Riddle

What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea?
Hint:
Poop-erman.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Superman Riddles 
Solved: 53%
Start

Big And Brown Riddle

Whats big and brown and behind the wall?
Hint:
Humptys Dump.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Dirty Riddles Silly Riddles 
Solved: 48%
Start

True Bravery Riddle

Whats the true definition of bravery?
Hint:
Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Funny Riddles List Of Riddles And Answers 
Solved: 55%
Start

The Two Flies Riddle

What did one fly say to the other?
What did one fly say to the other?
Hint:
Is this stool taken?
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Insect Riddles Riddle Quotes 
Solved: 42%
Start

Poop In Your Jeans Riddle

What do you get when you poop in your overalls?
Hint:
Dung-arees.
Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES  NO  
Free Riddles 
Solved: 52%

Post Your Poop Riddles Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Poop Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1  2   Next ❯