PUMPKIN RIDDLES

Remove the seeds
And carve a face
Your front doorstep
Is where its placed.

I am a?

You might pick up one of these
When you go out to a patch
Carve it, put in a candle
And then light it with a match...

What is it?

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

I grow on a farm orange and used but then get thrown away what am i?

Whats the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Who helps the small pumpkins cross the street at school?

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?

How do you fix a flat pumpkin?

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Pumpkin Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What do you call a pumpkin that's been working out? A gym-gourd.



2. Why did the pumpkin break up with his girlfriend? He was vine-ing too hard.



3. What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash.



4. Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get smarter-gourds.



5. What do you call a pumpkin with a great sense of humor? A pun-kin.



6. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It had a vine infection.



7. What's a pumpkin's favorite kind of music? Gourd-core.



8. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach? To soak up some vitamin-seed.



9. What do you call a pumpkin that's been baking in the sun too long? Toasty-gourdy.



10. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to be a skinny minnie-kin.



11. What do you call a group of pumpkins playing music together? A gourd-geous band.



12. Why was the pumpkin worried about getting a job? It was a little-seedy.



13. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at math? A num-kin.



14. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the patch on the other side.



15. What do you call a pumpkin that's feeling down? A squashy-melon.



16. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? It wanted to be a fit-gourd.



17. What do you call a pumpkin that's been hanging around too long? A gourd-nondola.



18. Why did the pumpkin get a tattoo? It wanted to be a rebel-gourd.



19. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of pie? A pi-knin pie.



20. Why did the pumpkin go to space? It wanted to be an astro-gourd.



21. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at sports? A jock-o-lantern.



22. Why did the pumpkin go to the bar? It was feeling stem-ish.



23. What do you call a pumpkin with a British accent? A tea-gourdy.



24. Why did the pumpkin join a book club? It wanted to be well-read-gourdy.



25. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of movie? Horror-gourd.



26. Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It had a cavity-gourd.



27. What do you call a pumpkin that's been juggling for hours? A circus-gourd.



28. Why did the pumpkin get a haircut? It wanted to look hip-stem.



29. What do you call a pumpkin that's really fast? Speed-gourdy.



30. Why did the pumpkin go to a karaoke bar? It wanted to sing-kin some tunes.



31. What's a pumpkin's favorite kind of joke? A stem-p rib-o-lantern.



32. Why did the pumpkin want to become an actor? It had a lot of insi-gourd talent.



33. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into fashion? A chic-gourd.



34. Why did the pumpkin go to the art museum? It wanted to see some goulash art.



35. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of animal? Anything with a vine.



36. Why did the pumpkin take a dance class? It wanted to be a jig-gourd.



37. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into gardening? A green-thumbed gourd.



38. Why did the pumpkin go to the spa? It was feeling vine-stressed.



39. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of book? Anything stem-punk.



40. Why did the pumpkin go to the theater? It wanted to see a play-kin.



41. What do you call a pumpkin that's competing in a race? A mara-gourd.



42. Why did the pumpkin become a chef? It wanted to whip up some delight-gourd dishes.



43. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of hobby? Carving-kin.



44. Why did the pumpkin go to the haunted house? It wanted to see some spooktacu-gourd action.



45. What do you call a pumpkin that's really into science? A lab-o-lantern.



46. Why did the pumpkin join a choir? It wanted to sing in har-melon-y.



47. What's a pumpkin's favorite type of game? Anything that involves pumpkin toss.



48. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach alone? It didn't want to share the limelight with any other sand-gourd.



49. What do you call a pumpkin that's really good at impersonations? An imi-gourd.



50. Why did the pumpkin go to the dance contest? It wanted to show off its stem-nomenal moves.