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I Have Thousands Of Ears But Im A Terrible Listener Riddle

Hint:
A cornfield
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Solved: 56%

If I Had 4 Eggs Riddle

Hint:
3 eggs only

This is a tricky riddle and has a lot of wordplay involved. The first line is a hypothetical situation. So it means that the total number of eggs is zero, to begin with.

In the second line, a thief gives 3 eggs, making the total count 3.

the third line reads, a rooster lays eggs, which is an impossible thins as roosters don't lay eggs, which means zero eggs collected from the roosters.

So, 0 + 3+ 0 = 3
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Solved: 61%

A Farmer Had 752 Sheep And Took One Shot

Hint:
With a camera.
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Solved: 47%

Growing In A Field Riddle

Hint:
Corn
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Solved: 50%

All Around Riddle

Hint:
A fence
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Solved: 61%

Used And Thrown Away Riddle

Hint:
A pumpkin
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Solved: 59%

Three Trees Riddle

Hint:
Mahogany, pine and larch.
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Solved: 43%

17 Sheep Riddle

Hint:
9. If all but 9 died, there are 9 remaining live sheep.
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Solved: 73%

Curing A Sick Hog Riddle

Hint:
Oinkment (ointment).
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Solved: 52%

Laying Eggs On A Barn

Hint:
An eggroll!
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Solved: 53%

Pond Planting Riddle

Hint:
He was trying to grow a water-melon.
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Solved: 43%

Safely Across The Stream

Hint:
He takes the goose across first, then comes back. Then he takes the fox across and brings the goose back. Then he takes the corn over. Finally he comes back alone and takes the goose across.
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Solved: 74%

The Farmer In Australia

Hint:
None! He doesn't own a PLUM tree... he owns a PEAR trear!
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Chicken Murder Riddle

Hint:
Fowl play.
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Solved: 34%

A Farmers Wife Riddle

Hint:
Hogs and Kisses!
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Solved: 50%

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1. Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink"? Because it kept running out of the pen!

2. How did the farmer keep his cows from getting cold? He gave them udderwear.

3. What do you call a chicken that crossed the road and came back? Poultry in motion!

4. Why did the sheep go to the gym? To get a ewe-nique workout.

5. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

6. Why did the horse wear headphones? So it could neigh-say the haters.

7. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.

8. Why did the farmer plant a dollar bill? He wanted to grow his own cash crop.

9. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop!

10. Why did the farmer build a scarecrow with a fan? To create an air scare.

11. How did the cow feel when it won the lottery? Udderly moo-ved.

12. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

13. Why did the farmer take a nap in the barn? He wanted to catch up on his hay-z.

14. What do you call a chicken that's into meditation? A henlightened being.

15. Why did the duck join the gym? To get some good quackercise.

16. What do you call a cow that's always on vacation? A dairy air.

17. How did the rooster get out of punishment? He gave the judge a bird's eye view.

18. Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the chicken coop? He wanted to get high on eggs.

19. What do you call a goat that can fly? Billy the kid in the air.

20. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the mooon.

21. How do farmers stay cool during the summer? They hang out in the shad-y.

22. What do you call a pig that knows how to salsa? Hambone-arita.

23. Why did the horse stay up all night? It was studying neigh-ronomy.

24. What do you call a cow that loves to dance? A moo-sical bovine.

25. Why don't cows go to church? They'd rather go to mooo-vies.

26. How did the pig win the race? It was a ham-bushed.

27. What do you call a chicken that's good with words? A grammarchick.

28. Why did the cow go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit milk ghastly.

29. What do you call a goat that likes to paint? A vangoat.

30. Why did the farmer always carry a ladder around? To reach new heights on the farm.

31. What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurrasic pork.

32. How do you make a horse laugh? Tell it a neigh joke.

33. Why don't cows use social media? They'd rather send a hoofnote.

34. What do you call a chicken that's a feminist? A henpowerment activist.

35. Why did the farmer name his dog "Watch"? So he could say "Watch, watch!"

36. What do you call a sheep that sings opera? A lamb-chopra.

37. Why did the farmer name his cow "Tennis"? Because it was always grazing.

38. How do you know if a sheep is trying to pull the wool over your eyes? It looks sheepish.

39. What do you call a horse that's a DJ? DJ Neigh-Neigh.

40. Why did the duck go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit fowl.

41. What do you call a cow that always tells jokes? A comoo-dian.

42. How did the pig get a high score on the test? It was a real ham-genius.

43. Why did the farmer paint his tractor blue? He wanted a blue-tooth.

44. What do you call a chicken that's a detective? A Chick Ripley.

45. Why do sheep always have to count before sleeping? To make sure they're not being fleeced.

46. How do farmers keep their pants up? With a hoe-buckle.

47. What do you call a goat that's a surfer? Billy the kid on a board.

48. Why don't cows use elevators? They'd rather take the cow-stairs.

49. What do you call a horse that's writing a novel? A neigh-velist.

50. Why did the farmer bring a camera to the cornfield? He wanted to take a crop-shot.