FARM RIDDLES

Farmer Joe was cleaning out his big old dusty farm shed. He dragged out an old water container which was full of old dirty water and it weighed 5 kilograms. Joe put something in the container and then it weighed less. What did he put in the container?

What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm?

What cow lives in a haunted farmhouse?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do farmers use to make crop circles?

What farm animal keeps the best time?

A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbor borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. The neighbor was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbor for doing him a big favor. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds (1, 2, 3, 17, 29, 37, etc.) using these four stones.

How much do the four stones weight?

There was a farmer and he had a problem with his coop (the place where you keep the birds), and he wanted to go check it out. When he got there he noticed that there was a rooster on the barn. Now the barn was shaped with a triangle type top. But suddenly the rooster laid an egg. Which side did it roll on?

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

If a farmer has 5 chickens, two horses, and a wife.

How many feet are on his farm?

A farmer has to get a sack of corn, a chicken, and a fox across a river. The farmer is only able to bring one of the above items along with him at a time. The only problem is if he leaves the fox alone with the chicken, the fox will eat the chicken, and if he leaves the chicken along the corn sack, then the chicken will eat the corn sack. How does the farmer get all 3 items across safely?

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?

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1. Why did the farmer name his pig "Ink"? Because it kept running out of the pen!

2. How did the farmer keep his cows from getting cold? He gave them udderwear.

3. What do you call a chicken that crossed the road and came back? Poultry in motion!

4. Why did the sheep go to the gym? To get a ewe-nique workout.

5. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

6. Why did the horse wear headphones? So it could neigh-say the haters.

7. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.

8. Why did the farmer plant a dollar bill? He wanted to grow his own cash crop.

9. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop!

10. Why did the farmer build a scarecrow with a fan? To create an air scare.

11. How did the cow feel when it won the lottery? Udderly moo-ved.

12. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

13. Why did the farmer take a nap in the barn? He wanted to catch up on his hay-z.

14. What do you call a chicken that's into meditation? A henlightened being.

15. Why did the duck join the gym? To get some good quackercise.

16. What do you call a cow that's always on vacation? A dairy air.

17. How did the rooster get out of punishment? He gave the judge a bird's eye view.

18. Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the chicken coop? He wanted to get high on eggs.

19. What do you call a goat that can fly? Billy the kid in the air.

20. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the mooon.

21. How do farmers stay cool during the summer? They hang out in the shad-y.

22. What do you call a pig that knows how to salsa? Hambone-arita.

23. Why did the horse stay up all night? It was studying neigh-ronomy.

24. What do you call a cow that loves to dance? A moo-sical bovine.

25. Why don't cows go to church? They'd rather go to mooo-vies.

26. How did the pig win the race? It was a ham-bushed.

27. What do you call a chicken that's good with words? A grammarchick.

28. Why did the cow go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit milk ghastly.

29. What do you call a goat that likes to paint? A vangoat.

30. Why did the farmer always carry a ladder around? To reach new heights on the farm.

31. What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurrasic pork.

32. How do you make a horse laugh? Tell it a neigh joke.

33. Why don't cows use social media? They'd rather send a hoofnote.

34. What do you call a chicken that's a feminist? A henpowerment activist.

35. Why did the farmer name his dog "Watch"? So he could say "Watch, watch!"

36. What do you call a sheep that sings opera? A lamb-chopra.

37. Why did the farmer name his cow "Tennis"? Because it was always grazing.

38. How do you know if a sheep is trying to pull the wool over your eyes? It looks sheepish.

39. What do you call a horse that's a DJ? DJ Neigh-Neigh.

40. Why did the duck go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit fowl.

41. What do you call a cow that always tells jokes? A comoo-dian.

42. How did the pig get a high score on the test? It was a real ham-genius.

43. Why did the farmer paint his tractor blue? He wanted a blue-tooth.

44. What do you call a chicken that's a detective? A Chick Ripley.

45. Why do sheep always have to count before sleeping? To make sure they're not being fleeced.

46. How do farmers keep their pants up? With a hoe-buckle.

47. What do you call a goat that's a surfer? Billy the kid on a board.

48. Why don't cows use elevators? They'd rather take the cow-stairs.

49. What do you call a horse that's writing a novel? A neigh-velist.

50. Why did the farmer bring a camera to the cornfield? He wanted to take a crop-shot.