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1. What do you call a teacher who never smiles? A frowncipal!
2. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? Count Teachula!
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were too bright!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. How does a teacher get a student's attention? By using the lesson plan-et!
6. Why did the teacher put on a warm coat? Because she was in a cold period!
7. How do you know if a teacher is on vacation? They're never in detention!
8. What do you call a teacher who loves to dance? Cha-cha-cha-churro!
9. Why did the teacher bring a ladder to school? To reach the high notes!
10. What did the teacher say when she graded the test on bananas? "This assignment is a-peeling!"
11. What did the teacher say when the student was absent? "I didn't even know he was missing, I was teaching blindly!"
12. What did the teacher say when the student asked what the lesson was about? "I'm just winging it!"
13. Why do melons have to go to school? To become well-rounded!
14. How do you know if a teacher is a vampire? They always ask for extra neck time!
15. What do you call a teacher who can't control her class? Ms. Chaos Theory!
16. Why did the teacher climb into the book? To get to the back cover!
17. What do you call a group of teachers sleeping? Nap-tivity!
18. Why did the teacher start talking to herself? Because she was giving a lecture-tour!
19. How do you say "teacher" in pirate? Cap'n Educate!
20. Why did the teacher bring a hammer to class? To nail the lesson home!
21. What did the teacher say when the student asked what the homework was? "It's a secret, shhh-knot tell anyone!"
22. Why was the science textbook free? Because it was out of this world!
23. What do you call a teacher who loves to make art? Paint-spirational!
24. How do you know if a teacher is a superhero? They always fly under the radar!
25. Why did the English teacher get married? Because she finally found her per-page mate!
26. What do you call a teacher who loves to make puns? A class clown-soler!
27. Why did the teacher bring a map to class? To find their way to success!
28. Why did the teacher tell the class to put on their thinking caps? Because they were in a cap-italistic society!
29. What do you call a teacher who can't spell? The-ir-typing-might-be-off!
30. Why was the biology book so happy? Because it had cell-abrated its birthday!
31. What do you call a teacher who always smells good? Professor Perfume!
32. Why was the history teacher sad? Because they always lived in the past!
33. What did the teacher say when the student forgot their homework? "No pun-intended, but you forgot your pun-cil!"
34. What do you call a teacher who loves to garden? Bean-igreena!
35. Why did the teacher start talking like a pirate? Because they were in the middle of a lesson-plan-t!
36. What do you call a group of teachers that love to sing? A chor-us-ation!
37. Why was the math teacher fearless? Because they knew how to square their problems away!
38. What do you call a teacher who loves to exercise? Mr. Muscle Memory!
39. Why was the art teacher always so colorful? Because they liked to paint life as they see it!
40. What did the teacher say when the student asked a difficult question? "I don't know, let's consult the teacher's lair-brary!"
41. Why did the teacher bring a turtle to class? To teach the class about shell-f-esteem!
42. What do you call a teacher who loves to cook? Chef Curriculum!
43. Why do teachers love to recycle their lesson plans? Because they believe in second-chances!
44. What did the teacher say when the student was late to class? "Don't worry, I have an extra time-unit for you!"
45. How do you know if a teacher is a magician? They always have a trick up their sleeve!
46. What do you call a teacher who loves the outdoors? Forest Teacher!
47. Why did the music teacher have to shout? So the melody wouldn't fade away!
48. What do you call a teacher who loves to write? Pen-Pal with Education!
49. How do you know if a teacher is a comedian? They always know how to deliver a punch-line!
50. Why did the teacher cross the road? To get to the other Education-ville!
1. What do you call a teacher who never smiles? A frowncipal!
2. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? Count Teachula!
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were too bright!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. How does a teacher get a student's attention? By using the lesson plan-et!
6. Why did the teacher put on a warm coat? Because she was in a cold period!
7. How do you know if a teacher is on vacation? They're never in detention!
8. What do you call a teacher who loves to dance? Cha-cha-cha-churro!
9. Why did the teacher bring a ladder to school? To reach the high notes!
10. What did the teacher say when she graded the test on bananas? "This assignment is a-peeling!"
11. What did the teacher say when the student was absent? "I didn't even know he was missing, I was teaching blindly!"
12. What did the teacher say when the student asked what the lesson was about? "I'm just winging it!"
13. Why do melons have to go to school? To become well-rounded!
14. How do you know if a teacher is a vampire? They always ask for extra neck time!
15. What do you call a teacher who can't control her class? Ms. Chaos Theory!
16. Why did the teacher climb into the book? To get to the back cover!
17. What do you call a group of teachers sleeping? Nap-tivity!
18. Why did the teacher start talking to herself? Because she was giving a lecture-tour!
19. How do you say "teacher" in pirate? Cap'n Educate!
20. Why did the teacher bring a hammer to class? To nail the lesson home!
21. What did the teacher say when the student asked what the homework was? "It's a secret, shhh-knot tell anyone!"
22. Why was the science textbook free? Because it was out of this world!
23. What do you call a teacher who loves to make art? Paint-spirational!
24. How do you know if a teacher is a superhero? They always fly under the radar!
25. Why did the English teacher get married? Because she finally found her per-page mate!
26. What do you call a teacher who loves to make puns? A class clown-soler!
27. Why did the teacher bring a map to class? To find their way to success!
28. Why did the teacher tell the class to put on their thinking caps? Because they were in a cap-italistic society!
29. What do you call a teacher who can't spell? The-ir-typing-might-be-off!
30. Why was the biology book so happy? Because it had cell-abrated its birthday!
31. What do you call a teacher who always smells good? Professor Perfume!
32. Why was the history teacher sad? Because they always lived in the past!
33. What did the teacher say when the student forgot their homework? "No pun-intended, but you forgot your pun-cil!"
34. What do you call a teacher who loves to garden? Bean-igreena!
35. Why did the teacher start talking like a pirate? Because they were in the middle of a lesson-plan-t!
36. What do you call a group of teachers that love to sing? A chor-us-ation!
37. Why was the math teacher fearless? Because they knew how to square their problems away!
38. What do you call a teacher who loves to exercise? Mr. Muscle Memory!
39. Why was the art teacher always so colorful? Because they liked to paint life as they see it!
40. What did the teacher say when the student asked a difficult question? "I don't know, let's consult the teacher's lair-brary!"
41. Why did the teacher bring a turtle to class? To teach the class about shell-f-esteem!
42. What do you call a teacher who loves to cook? Chef Curriculum!
43. Why do teachers love to recycle their lesson plans? Because they believe in second-chances!
44. What did the teacher say when the student was late to class? "Don't worry, I have an extra time-unit for you!"
45. How do you know if a teacher is a magician? They always have a trick up their sleeve!
46. What do you call a teacher who loves the outdoors? Forest Teacher!
47. Why did the music teacher have to shout? So the melody wouldn't fade away!
48. What do you call a teacher who loves to write? Pen-Pal with Education!
49. How do you know if a teacher is a comedian? They always know how to deliver a punch-line!
50. Why did the teacher cross the road? To get to the other Education-ville!