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1. I have a friend who is a baker and a jester, he always has a clever bun ready to make you chuckle.
2. Who is the fastest seafood in the world? A swift mussel!
3. What do you call a group of cows singing in harmony? A moo-sical group.
4. What animal loves to dress up in a suit and tie? A penguin, he’s always ready for a formal occasion.
5. What do you call a potato that thinks it's a superhero? A spud-tacular hero!
6. How do you know if a tree is a math genius? They're always branching out.
7. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
8. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey bud, how’s it growing?"
9. They say laughter is the best medicine, but what if you're laughing at your own jokes? Is that considered self-medication?
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
11. What do you call a group of computer programmers who also love to garden? Coders in the shrubs.
12. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!
13. What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!"
14. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
15. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
16. What do you call a ghost that haunts coffee shops? A caffeine spook.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
18. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy!
20. What do you call a donut that likes to tell jokes? A fun-glaze.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
22. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
24. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
26. Why don't zombies eat comedians? They taste funny.
27. Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up pants.
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, with a bite.
29. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? "Nothing, it just let out a little more wine."
30. How does a train eat? It chews-chews.
31. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.
32. Why do ghosts always use elevators? It raises them to their higher purpose.
33. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
34. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
35. What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
36. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pastry that bites back!
37. Why was the broom late for work? Because it swept in.
38. Why don't scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
39. Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted the lesson to be clear.
40. Why did the spider go on the internet? To check his webmail.
41. What do cows like to watch on TV? Moo-vies.
42. Why did the tomato go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date.
43. What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
44. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To buy an iPatch.
45. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
46. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
47. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no hair? A bald gummy bear.
48. Why did the tomato go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the blues.
49. Why did the tennis player refuse to drink coffee? Because it had a lousy serve.
50. What do you get when you cross a fridge and a radio? Cool music.
1. I have a friend who is a baker and a jester, he always has a clever bun ready to make you chuckle.
2. Who is the fastest seafood in the world? A swift mussel!
3. What do you call a group of cows singing in harmony? A moo-sical group.
4. What animal loves to dress up in a suit and tie? A penguin, he’s always ready for a formal occasion.
5. What do you call a potato that thinks it's a superhero? A spud-tacular hero!
6. How do you know if a tree is a math genius? They're always branching out.
7. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
8. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey bud, how’s it growing?"
9. They say laughter is the best medicine, but what if you're laughing at your own jokes? Is that considered self-medication?
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? "Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
11. What do you call a group of computer programmers who also love to garden? Coders in the shrubs.
12. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!
13. What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!"
14. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
15. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
16. What do you call a ghost that haunts coffee shops? A caffeine spook.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
18. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy!
20. What do you call a donut that likes to tell jokes? A fun-glaze.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
22. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
24. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
26. Why don't zombies eat comedians? They taste funny.
27. Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up pants.
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, with a bite.
29. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? "Nothing, it just let out a little more wine."
30. How does a train eat? It chews-chews.
31. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.
32. Why do ghosts always use elevators? It raises them to their higher purpose.
33. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
34. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
35. What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
36. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pastry that bites back!
37. Why was the broom late for work? Because it swept in.
38. Why don't scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
39. Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted the lesson to be clear.
40. Why did the spider go on the internet? To check his webmail.
41. What do cows like to watch on TV? Moo-vies.
42. Why did the tomato go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date.
43. What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
44. Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To buy an iPatch.
45. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
46. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
47. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no hair? A bald gummy bear.
48. Why did the tomato go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the blues.
49. Why did the tennis player refuse to drink coffee? Because it had a lousy serve.
50. What do you get when you cross a fridge and a radio? Cool music.