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Rude Riddles

Rude riddles are any type of puzzle or question that offer a rude or offensive answer. These puzzles are often filled with humor, and relate to everyday experiences such as marriage, love, break-ups, being broke, and so on. Essentially these joke filled brain teasers are for total enjoyment and fun.

At Riddles and Answers our staff has searched high and low for the rudest riddles around. Want to know what a Christmas Tree and priest have in common? Or what a woman with one leg is called? Then these hilarious and offensive riddles are just for you!

Due to the adult nature of some of these riddles, we must advise any person under 18 to read this page with parental approval only.

Wont Stop Yelling Riddle

A teacher wont stop yelling. She closes the door, the windows, but what did the teacher forget to close?

A teacher wont stop yelling. She closes the door, the windows, but what did the teacher forget to close?

Hint:

Her mouth

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Solved: 88%

A Sorority Girl On Friday The 13th

What's the first thing a sorority girl does on Friday The 13th?

What's the first thing a sorority girl does on Friday The 13th?

Hint:

Nothing. She's the first to go.

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Friday The 13th Riddles Funny Riddles For Adults

Solved: 53%

Deer And A Midget Witch Riddle

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Hint:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Hunting Riddles

Solved: 52%

Police Money Riddle

Where do police officers keep their money?

Where do police officers keep their money?

Hint:

In piggy banks.

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Police Riddles Money Riddles

Solved: 30%

Princess Diana And French Wine Riddle

What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

Hint:

They both came from France in a wooden box.

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Solved: 33%

Dirty Dwarfs Riddle

Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarfs?

Hint:

Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."

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Snow White Riddle

Solved: 49%

Disneyland In China Riddle

Why is there no Disneyland in China?

Hint:

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

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Solved: 40%

Rectal Thermometer Riddle

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Hint:

She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patients best side.

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Solved: 42%

Parking Spot Women Riddle

Why are women like parking spots?

Hint:

Because all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

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Riddles For Men

Solved: 37%

Lava Lamp Men Riddle

Why are men like Lava Lamps?

Hint:

Because they are fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Riddles For Women Simile Riddles

Solved: 59%

Facebook Loners Riddle

Why is Facebook a great site for loners?

Hint:

Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

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Facebook Riddles

Solved: 54%

The Perfect Husband Riddle

Who is the perfect husband?

Hint:

One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!

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Love Riddles For Him

Solved: 42%

Flying Pig And A Politician Riddle

Whats the difference between a flying pig and a politician?

Hint:

The letter F.

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Political Riddles

Solved: 31%

Obama's Two Terms Riddle

Why did President Obama get two terms?

Hint:

Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

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Political Riddles

Solved: 18%

Barking At The Door Riddle

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

Hint:

The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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Solved: 69%

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