Saint Patrick's Day In April
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On Saint Patrick's Day you wear green, and on April 15 the government takes away your green. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Happy Man In Green Riddle
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Leprechaun At A Diner Riddle
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Leprechaun In Jail
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Ready For St. Patrick's Day
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Bouncing Irishman Riddle
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A Leprechaun's Vacation Home Riddle
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Angry Leprechauns Riddle
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Snakes Out Of Ireland Riddle
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The Color Of Envy Riddle
I am a secondary color
I am envys color some would say
I am also the color you see
When celebrating St Patricks Day.
What am I?
I am envys color some would say
I am also the color you see
When celebrating St Patricks Day.
What am I?
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Diseased Criminal Riddle
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Leprechaun In A River
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A Good Old Time Riddle
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A Leprechauns Job Riddle
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St Patricks Day Frogs
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1. Why did the leprechaun refuse his glass of milk? Because he prefers his drinks with a little bit of Irish Whiskey, especially on St. Patrick's Day!
2. What did the Irish potato say to the other potatoes? "Don't worry, we'll all be sham-rocking tonight!"
3. How does an Irish person start a conversation? With a "top o' the morning" and plenty of Blarney!
4. Why was the Irishman holding a shoe in one hand and a bottle of Jameson in the other? It was his lucky charm for finding a pot of gold!
5. How do you know when a leprechaun has been drinking? When he starts to act like a wee bit of a sham-rockstar!
6. What do you call an Irishman who is always up for a good time? A LepreCONNOISSEUR, of course!
7. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was already a natural born Irish charm!
8. What did the Irish spider say to the fly? "Come into my parlor, said the leprechaun to the St. Paddy's Day party!"
9. Why did the Irishman cross the road? To get to the pub on the other side, of course!
10. What do you call an Irishman with a happy-go-lucky attitude? A lucky Leprechaun who's always feeling grand!
11. Why did the Irishman refuse to drink green beer on St. Patrick's Day? Because he prefers his pints of Guinness to have a golden hue!
12. How do you know when an Irishman is in the room? You can practically feel the lucky charm radiating off of him!
13. What do you call an Irishman who loves to party? A shillelagh-shaking, jig-dancing, Guinness-swilling fun machine!
14. Why did the Irishman bring his own cup to the party? Because he knows that a good drink always starts with a good vessel!
15. What do you call an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day who's feeling down? A sham-rock bottom, but with a pint of Guinness, he'll be up in no time!
16. How do you know when a rainbow is actually a leprechaun's treasure map? When it leads to a pot of gold at the end of the stars and stripes!
17. Why did the Irishman's girlfriend break up with him on St. Patrick's Day? Because she couldn't handle all the Blarney!
18. What do you call an Irishman who loves to sing and dance? A jig-worthy, melody-carrying, glee-spreading sham-ROCKSTAR!
19. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear a leprechaun hat on St. Patrick's Day? Because he already has a head full of lucky ideas!
20. How do you know when an Irishman can't keep a secret on St. Patrick's Day? When he turns as red as a clover leaf!
21. What do you call an Irishman who loves to cook? A culinary craic master, of course!
22. Why did the Irishman bring a pot of gold to the party? Because he knows that when beer is involved, everyone's a winner!
23. How do you know when an Irishman is telling a bad joke on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to get a little green around the gills!
24. What do you call an Irishman who's always in a good mood? A clowning-around, smile-making, merry-making JIGSTER!
25. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear green clothes on St. Patrick's Day? Because he's already green with envy over how lucky he already is!
26. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little unlucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken shillelagh!
27. What do you call an Irishman who's always looking for a good time? A craic-addicting, joke-telling, good-natured HOOPLA machine!
28. Why did the Irishman bring his own pot of gold to the party? Because he knows that when luck is involved, you've got to be prepared for anything!
29. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit too lucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to talk about finding his own pot of gold at the end of the shillelagh!
30. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to party? A craic-seeking, revel-loving, Guinness-spilling Shaman!
31. Why did the Irishman refuse to go out with the fellow on the wrong crowd on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, the right crowd is all that matters!
32. How do you know when an Irishman is in a good mood on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to get a little jiggy with it!
33. What do you call an Irishman who's always up for a laugh? A joke-telling, jiving, lively HUMORIST!
34. Why did the Irishman bring his own Blarney Stone to the party on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the craic is involved, you've got to have something to hold onto!
35. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling especially lucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to get a little green with envy over his own good fortune!
36. What do you call an Irishman who's always up for adventure? A thrill-seeking, adrenaline-pumping, EDGE-TAPPING explorer!
37. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear any green clothes on St. Patrick's Day? Because he's already got a little bit of luck of the Irish glowing inside of him!
38. How do you know when an Irishman has had a little bit too much fun on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken accordion!
39. What do you call an Irishman who loves to dance the jig? A leprechaun-capering, toe-tapping, stair-climbing CLOG-CHAMPION!
40. Why did the Irishman bring his own lucky shamrock to the party on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, you can never have too many green symbols of good fortune!
41. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit down on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a sad fiddle!
42. What do you call an Irishman who's always up for a challenge? A daredevil, intuition-defying, luck-embodying ADVENTURER!
43. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear any green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he's already got enough gusto and Blarney to make his own luck!
44. How do you know when an Irishman has had too much to drink on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken concertina!
45. What do you call an Irishman who loves to play the fiddle? A tune-keeping, melody-carrying, joy-spreading minstrel!
46. Why did the Irishman bring his own pot of gold to the party on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, you've got to have your own stash of treasures!
47. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit too chipper on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a noisy accordion!
48. What do you call an Irishman who's always looking to stir things up? A trouble-making, chaos-causing, fun-loving RASCAL!
49. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear any green clothing on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, the attitude is all that matters!
50. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit too lucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken banjo!
1. Why did the leprechaun refuse his glass of milk? Because he prefers his drinks with a little bit of Irish Whiskey, especially on St. Patrick's Day!
2. What did the Irish potato say to the other potatoes? "Don't worry, we'll all be sham-rocking tonight!"
3. How does an Irish person start a conversation? With a "top o' the morning" and plenty of Blarney!
4. Why was the Irishman holding a shoe in one hand and a bottle of Jameson in the other? It was his lucky charm for finding a pot of gold!
5. How do you know when a leprechaun has been drinking? When he starts to act like a wee bit of a sham-rockstar!
6. What do you call an Irishman who is always up for a good time? A LepreCONNOISSEUR, of course!
7. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he was already a natural born Irish charm!
8. What did the Irish spider say to the fly? "Come into my parlor, said the leprechaun to the St. Paddy's Day party!"
9. Why did the Irishman cross the road? To get to the pub on the other side, of course!
10. What do you call an Irishman with a happy-go-lucky attitude? A lucky Leprechaun who's always feeling grand!
11. Why did the Irishman refuse to drink green beer on St. Patrick's Day? Because he prefers his pints of Guinness to have a golden hue!
12. How do you know when an Irishman is in the room? You can practically feel the lucky charm radiating off of him!
13. What do you call an Irishman who loves to party? A shillelagh-shaking, jig-dancing, Guinness-swilling fun machine!
14. Why did the Irishman bring his own cup to the party? Because he knows that a good drink always starts with a good vessel!
15. What do you call an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day who's feeling down? A sham-rock bottom, but with a pint of Guinness, he'll be up in no time!
16. How do you know when a rainbow is actually a leprechaun's treasure map? When it leads to a pot of gold at the end of the stars and stripes!
17. Why did the Irishman's girlfriend break up with him on St. Patrick's Day? Because she couldn't handle all the Blarney!
18. What do you call an Irishman who loves to sing and dance? A jig-worthy, melody-carrying, glee-spreading sham-ROCKSTAR!
19. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear a leprechaun hat on St. Patrick's Day? Because he already has a head full of lucky ideas!
20. How do you know when an Irishman can't keep a secret on St. Patrick's Day? When he turns as red as a clover leaf!
21. What do you call an Irishman who loves to cook? A culinary craic master, of course!
22. Why did the Irishman bring a pot of gold to the party? Because he knows that when beer is involved, everyone's a winner!
23. How do you know when an Irishman is telling a bad joke on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to get a little green around the gills!
24. What do you call an Irishman who's always in a good mood? A clowning-around, smile-making, merry-making JIGSTER!
25. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear green clothes on St. Patrick's Day? Because he's already green with envy over how lucky he already is!
26. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little unlucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken shillelagh!
27. What do you call an Irishman who's always looking for a good time? A craic-addicting, joke-telling, good-natured HOOPLA machine!
28. Why did the Irishman bring his own pot of gold to the party? Because he knows that when luck is involved, you've got to be prepared for anything!
29. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit too lucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to talk about finding his own pot of gold at the end of the shillelagh!
30. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to party? A craic-seeking, revel-loving, Guinness-spilling Shaman!
31. Why did the Irishman refuse to go out with the fellow on the wrong crowd on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, the right crowd is all that matters!
32. How do you know when an Irishman is in a good mood on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to get a little jiggy with it!
33. What do you call an Irishman who's always up for a laugh? A joke-telling, jiving, lively HUMORIST!
34. Why did the Irishman bring his own Blarney Stone to the party on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the craic is involved, you've got to have something to hold onto!
35. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling especially lucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to get a little green with envy over his own good fortune!
36. What do you call an Irishman who's always up for adventure? A thrill-seeking, adrenaline-pumping, EDGE-TAPPING explorer!
37. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear any green clothes on St. Patrick's Day? Because he's already got a little bit of luck of the Irish glowing inside of him!
38. How do you know when an Irishman has had a little bit too much fun on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken accordion!
39. What do you call an Irishman who loves to dance the jig? A leprechaun-capering, toe-tapping, stair-climbing CLOG-CHAMPION!
40. Why did the Irishman bring his own lucky shamrock to the party on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, you can never have too many green symbols of good fortune!
41. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit down on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a sad fiddle!
42. What do you call an Irishman who's always up for a challenge? A daredevil, intuition-defying, luck-embodying ADVENTURER!
43. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear any green on St. Patrick's Day? Because he's already got enough gusto and Blarney to make his own luck!
44. How do you know when an Irishman has had too much to drink on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken concertina!
45. What do you call an Irishman who loves to play the fiddle? A tune-keeping, melody-carrying, joy-spreading minstrel!
46. Why did the Irishman bring his own pot of gold to the party on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, you've got to have your own stash of treasures!
47. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit too chipper on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a noisy accordion!
48. What do you call an Irishman who's always looking to stir things up? A trouble-making, chaos-causing, fun-loving RASCAL!
49. Why did the Irishman refuse to wear any green clothing on St. Patrick's Day? Because he knows that when the luck is involved, the attitude is all that matters!
50. How do you know when an Irishman is feeling a little bit too lucky on St. Patrick's Day? When he starts to sound like a broken banjo!