Tea Cups On The Table
Hint: Try reading the question out loud.
The answer is 3 tea cups because the question was not forty cups it was four tea cups. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Satisfies Two People Riddle
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Piping Hot Water Riddle
Late afternoons I often bathe. I'll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through my see through clothes. Used up am I; I've gone to pot.
I am a?
I am a?
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Three T's Riddle
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Sweet Or Bitter Riddle
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Staying Longer And Getting Stronger Riddle
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The Same Tea Riddle
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
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Sugar. She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Iced Tea
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All of the drinks were poisoned. How did the girl who drank the most survive?The judge dismissed the case. Why?
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The poison was in the ice. When the girl drank the iced tea, the ice was still fully frozen. Gradually, as the ice cubes melted the poison was released into the drink. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Tea Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Tea Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the tea go to the party? Because it wanted to be oolong with its friends.
2. What do you call a herb that is always drinking tea? A peppermint sipper.
3. Why did the tea break up with its partner? Because it wanted to brew its own happiness.
4. What do you call a tea that is always nervous? Chamomile-a-lot.
5. What did the tea say when it was stuck in traffic? I hope I steepen soon!
6. Why did the tea refuse to go to the gym? Because it didn't want to strain its leaves.
7. What do you call a tea that takes a long time to brew? Sipping tardy.
8. Why did the tea go to the doctor? Because it was feeling steeped out.
9. What do you call a tea that doesn't want to be brewed in hot water? A cemeteary leaf.
10. Why did the tea go on a diet? Because it wanted to be steeped in skinny water.
11. What do you call a tea that loves to fly? Peerjet.
12. Why did the tea go to the beach? To get sweet-tea.
13. What do you call a tea that is always broke? Penniless pomegranate.
14. Why did the tea become an actor? To get steeped in fame.
15. What do you call a tea that is always in a rush? Hurray chai.
16. Why did the tea become a musician? It had a tea-riffic voice.
17. What do you call a tea that is always grumpy? Peppermint pattie.
18. Why did the tea marry a biscuit? To have a tea-rific life.
19. What do you call a tea that forms a foam on top? Creamy camomile.
20. Why did the tea go on a date with the coffee? To steam up the conversation.
21. What do you call a tea that always forgets things? Memory-lapse brew.
22. Why did the tea go to college? To steep up its knowledge.
23. What do you call a tea that loves to dance? Chai-rade.
24. Why did the tea refuse to go to the library? Because it was already steeped in knowledge.
25. What do you call a tea that is always sleepy? Drowsing dew.
26. Why did the tea go to the gym? To workout its steeples.
27. What do you call a tea that is always afraid of the dark? Night-tea-mare.
28. Why did the tea cross the road? To get to the other steep.
29. What do you call a tea that is always happy? Joyful jasmine.
30. Why did the tea go to the doctor for stomach ache? It had too much peppermint-ed milk.
31. What do you call a tea that is always running late? Timeless tea.
32. Why did the tea get a job as a taxi driver? To steep up its income.
33. What do you call a tea that is always serious? Solemn sipper.
34. Why did the tea quit its job as a police officer? It didn't want to brew any more trouble.
35. What do you call a tea that loves to paint? Brushed oolong.
36. Why did the tea become a poet? To express its steeped emotions.
37. What do you call a tea that is always confused? Mixed-up mint.
38. Why did the tea decide to become a farmer? To grow its own steep.
39. What do you call a tea that is always happy to serve? Blushing barista.
40. Why did the tea go on a vacation? To steep away from its problems.
41. What do you call a tea that is always shiny? Glittery green.
42. Why did the tea become a comedian? To brew laughter.
43. What do you call a tea that is always angry? Fuming fruit.
44. Why did the tea take up meditation? To steep more mindfully.
45. What do you call a tea that is always fit? Gym-goer green.
46. Why did the tea take up painting? To mix its steep emotions.
47. What do you call a tea that is always on trend? Trendy tea.
48. Why did the tea refuse to watch scary movies? It didn't want to become steeped in fear.
49. What do you call a tea that loves to sing? High-steep harmony.
50. Why did the tea decide to become a detective? It loved a good tea-ster.
1. Why did the tea go to the party? Because it wanted to be oolong with its friends.
2. What do you call a herb that is always drinking tea? A peppermint sipper.
3. Why did the tea break up with its partner? Because it wanted to brew its own happiness.
4. What do you call a tea that is always nervous? Chamomile-a-lot.
5. What did the tea say when it was stuck in traffic? I hope I steepen soon!
6. Why did the tea refuse to go to the gym? Because it didn't want to strain its leaves.
7. What do you call a tea that takes a long time to brew? Sipping tardy.
8. Why did the tea go to the doctor? Because it was feeling steeped out.
9. What do you call a tea that doesn't want to be brewed in hot water? A cemeteary leaf.
10. Why did the tea go on a diet? Because it wanted to be steeped in skinny water.
11. What do you call a tea that loves to fly? Peerjet.
12. Why did the tea go to the beach? To get sweet-tea.
13. What do you call a tea that is always broke? Penniless pomegranate.
14. Why did the tea become an actor? To get steeped in fame.
15. What do you call a tea that is always in a rush? Hurray chai.
16. Why did the tea become a musician? It had a tea-riffic voice.
17. What do you call a tea that is always grumpy? Peppermint pattie.
18. Why did the tea marry a biscuit? To have a tea-rific life.
19. What do you call a tea that forms a foam on top? Creamy camomile.
20. Why did the tea go on a date with the coffee? To steam up the conversation.
21. What do you call a tea that always forgets things? Memory-lapse brew.
22. Why did the tea go to college? To steep up its knowledge.
23. What do you call a tea that loves to dance? Chai-rade.
24. Why did the tea refuse to go to the library? Because it was already steeped in knowledge.
25. What do you call a tea that is always sleepy? Drowsing dew.
26. Why did the tea go to the gym? To workout its steeples.
27. What do you call a tea that is always afraid of the dark? Night-tea-mare.
28. Why did the tea cross the road? To get to the other steep.
29. What do you call a tea that is always happy? Joyful jasmine.
30. Why did the tea go to the doctor for stomach ache? It had too much peppermint-ed milk.
31. What do you call a tea that is always running late? Timeless tea.
32. Why did the tea get a job as a taxi driver? To steep up its income.
33. What do you call a tea that is always serious? Solemn sipper.
34. Why did the tea quit its job as a police officer? It didn't want to brew any more trouble.
35. What do you call a tea that loves to paint? Brushed oolong.
36. Why did the tea become a poet? To express its steeped emotions.
37. What do you call a tea that is always confused? Mixed-up mint.
38. Why did the tea decide to become a farmer? To grow its own steep.
39. What do you call a tea that is always happy to serve? Blushing barista.
40. Why did the tea go on a vacation? To steep away from its problems.
41. What do you call a tea that is always shiny? Glittery green.
42. Why did the tea become a comedian? To brew laughter.
43. What do you call a tea that is always angry? Fuming fruit.
44. Why did the tea take up meditation? To steep more mindfully.
45. What do you call a tea that is always fit? Gym-goer green.
46. Why did the tea take up painting? To mix its steep emotions.
47. What do you call a tea that is always on trend? Trendy tea.
48. Why did the tea refuse to watch scary movies? It didn't want to become steeped in fear.
49. What do you call a tea that loves to sing? High-steep harmony.
50. Why did the tea decide to become a detective? It loved a good tea-ster.