# WATER RIDDLES

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## The Swallowed Riddle

Hint:
Water.
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## Rivers In The Nile

Hint:
Juve-Niles!
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## Runs But Never Walks Riddle

Hint:
Water!
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## Two Chemistry Students Walk Into A Bar

Hint:
"H2O too" sounds like "H2O2", which is hydrogen peroxide. Hydrogen peroxide is a poison and can be deadly if its concentration in water is sufficiently high.
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## Dangerous Chemicals Riddle

Hint: This is a real chemical. Think about everything that is being said.
No one does anything about it because the chemical is water.
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## Water And Peroxide Riddle

Hint:
Drinking
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## Ocean With No Water

Hint:
On a map!
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## Making Holy Water Riddle

Hint:
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
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## Lakes And Boats Riddle

Hint:
When the boats meet for the first time, they have sailed a combined distance that is equal to one length of the lake. When they meet the second time, they have sailed 3 lengths. The elapsed time and the distance for each is three times.

When they meet for the second time, the boat M has sailed 500 x 3 = 1500 yards. Now, this is 300 yards longer than the length of the lake, it must be 1200 yards wide.

The ration between the speed of boat M and boat N is equal to the ratio of the distance that they have sailed before they meet the first time.
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## Crooks Of The Sea

Hint:
They started a crime wave.
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## Breaking On The Ocean

Hint:
A wave.
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## Never Wetter Riddle

Hint:
Ocean
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## A Race Between Waves

Hint:
They tide!
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## I Cover The Planet

Hint:
The ocean
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## The Black Sea Riddle

Hint:
It gets wet
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## Post Your Water Riddles Puns Below

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1. What do you call a thirsty snowman? A puddle!

2. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

3. Why did the watermelon break on its way to school? Because it was being picked on by a mean grape!

4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

5. How does a dolphin make a phone call? With its shell phone!

6. Why did the watermelon fail its driving test? It couldn't find its license!

7. Why did the watermelon go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little meloncholy.

8. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little water in it!

9. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

10. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

11. What’s a ghost’s favorite water sport? Scare-boarding!

12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

13. What falls but doesn’t get hurt? Water!

14. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare-line!

15. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!

16. Why don’t oysters give to charity? They’re shellfish!

17. How do you know if a raindrop is happy? It makes a splash!

18. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

19. Why don’t fish like basketball? They can’t dribble!

20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

21. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

22. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

23. How do you know an elephant is drinking water? It’s got its trunk in it!

24. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill!"

25. What did the grape say when it got squished? Not again! I just fermented!

26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, Nosferatu!

27. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was holding its breath!

28. How do fish get high? Seaweed!

29. Why don't seagulls like jokes? They prefer gull-ible!

30. What do you call a group of fish that performs for the king? The royal fish-tet!

31. Why don't oysters go to the gym? They don't want to pull a mussel.

32. How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water!

33. Why do elephants like to swim? They want to be trunk in water!

34. What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!

35. Why don't fish like basketball? They only dribble in water!

36. What do you get when you put a snake and a watermelon together? A watermelon with a peel!

37. What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? You're one in a melon!

38. Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!

39. What is a sea monster’s favorite snack? Fish and ships!

40. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

41. What do you get when you cross a storm and a river? A flooding success!

42. What is a water snake’s favorite sport? Sink or swim!

43. Why did the penguin go swimming in the desert? It had to cool off!

44. What do you call a water creature with eight arms? A tentacle-cool!

45. How do you know if a seagull is at the beach? You can hear it singing "Kelp, Kelp!"

46. Why don't fish like basketball? They can't deal with the net!

47. What does a cannonball do when it's underwater? It dives!

48. What kind of music do sailors like? Heavy conch!

49. What do you call two Monks selling water on the side of the road? Holy water salesmen!

50. Why do divers like going to the Arctic? To see the apple-brrr-how.