Post Your Australia Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Australia Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you get when an Australian goes to a barbecue? A barbie with barbs!
2. Why did the kangaroo go to the doctor? It had a hop-tail infection!
3. What do you call a group of surfing koalas? Wave-riding marsupials!
4. Why did the emu cross the road? To get to the other side of the outback!
5. What did the koala say when it met a wallaby? G’day, mate! You’re a hoppy little fella!
6. Why did the dingo take up gambling? He was always looking for a good bet!
7. What do you call a cricket-playing kangaroo? The ultimate all-rounder!
8. Why did the Tasmanian devil start a rock band? It wanted to be a Taz-rock!
9. What do you call an Aussie with a great job and a great car? A high-mile-hopper!
10. Why did the crocodile choose to be a dentist? It had a knack for biting!
11. What do you call a koala in a tuxedo? A sharp-dressed marsupial!
12. Why did the kangaroo cross the water? To hop on over to the other side!
13. What do you get when you cross a Tasmanian devil and a bat? A Tas-bat!
14. Why did the wombat join a fitness club? It wanted to get jacked!
15. What do you call a group of wallabies playing soccer? A footy-roos!
16. Why did the echidna go on a diet? It was tired of carrying around all those pounds!
17. What do you get when you cross an emu and a giraffe? A long-legged bird of the outback!
18. Why did the possum start playing the drums? It had an amazing beat!
19. What do you call a koala with a drinking problem? A eucalyptus-aholic!
20. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a private detective? It had a nose for trouble!
21. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a kangaroo? A hop-tail-gator!
22. Why did the echidna start lifting weights? It was tired of being a weakling!
23. What do you call a group of kangaroos playing basketball? Bounce-a-roos!
24. Why did the wallaby become a fashion designer? It had a great sense of style!
25. What do you get when you cross a koala and a panda bear? A kandala!
26. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a chef? It had a taste for adventure!
27. What do you call a group of emus singing karaoke? A bird band!
28. Why did the wombat start a blog? It had a lot to say about the world!
29. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a platypus? A snap-billed reptile!
30. Why did the kangaroo become a yoga instructor? It had a lot of hop-per body control!
31. What do you call an echidna with a great singing voice? An a-capella-pine!
32. Why did the Tasmanian devil start a marathon? It wanted to run with the best of them!
33. What do you get when you cross a koala with a squirrel? A cute little koco-squi!
34. Why did the wallaby become a comedian? It always had a hop-py attitude!
35. What do you call a group of kangaroos playing Monopoly? A roo-poly gang!
36. Why did the emu start writing poetry? It had a way with words!
37. What do you get when you cross a platypus with a snake? A venomous duck-billed reptile!
38. Why did the Tasmanian devil go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a taz-star!
39. What do you call a koala with a sweet tooth? A candy-leaf connoisseur!
40. Why did the wombat become a detective? It had sharp instincts!
41. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a kangaroo with a wallaby? A hopping, biting, tail-whipping creature!
42. Why did the echidna become a pilot? It wanted to soar through the skies!
43. What do you call a group of emus playing tag? A feathered frenzy!
44. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a magician? It had a few tricks up its sleeve!
45. What do you get when you cross a koala with a kangaroo? A hopping, cuddly marsupial!
46. Why did the platypus become a fashion model? It had a unique look!
47. What do you call a group of wallabies playing poker? A hop-poker party!
48. Why did the wombat become an acrobat? It had a lot of balance!
49. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a turtle? A slow-moving, tail-snapping creature!
50. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a firefighter? It was always ready to put out a blaze!
1. What do you get when an Australian goes to a barbecue? A barbie with barbs!
2. Why did the kangaroo go to the doctor? It had a hop-tail infection!
3. What do you call a group of surfing koalas? Wave-riding marsupials!
4. Why did the emu cross the road? To get to the other side of the outback!
5. What did the koala say when it met a wallaby? G’day, mate! You’re a hoppy little fella!
6. Why did the dingo take up gambling? He was always looking for a good bet!
7. What do you call a cricket-playing kangaroo? The ultimate all-rounder!
8. Why did the Tasmanian devil start a rock band? It wanted to be a Taz-rock!
9. What do you call an Aussie with a great job and a great car? A high-mile-hopper!
10. Why did the crocodile choose to be a dentist? It had a knack for biting!
11. What do you call a koala in a tuxedo? A sharp-dressed marsupial!
12. Why did the kangaroo cross the water? To hop on over to the other side!
13. What do you get when you cross a Tasmanian devil and a bat? A Tas-bat!
14. Why did the wombat join a fitness club? It wanted to get jacked!
15. What do you call a group of wallabies playing soccer? A footy-roos!
16. Why did the echidna go on a diet? It was tired of carrying around all those pounds!
17. What do you get when you cross an emu and a giraffe? A long-legged bird of the outback!
18. Why did the possum start playing the drums? It had an amazing beat!
19. What do you call a koala with a drinking problem? A eucalyptus-aholic!
20. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a private detective? It had a nose for trouble!
21. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a kangaroo? A hop-tail-gator!
22. Why did the echidna start lifting weights? It was tired of being a weakling!
23. What do you call a group of kangaroos playing basketball? Bounce-a-roos!
24. Why did the wallaby become a fashion designer? It had a great sense of style!
25. What do you get when you cross a koala and a panda bear? A kandala!
26. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a chef? It had a taste for adventure!
27. What do you call a group of emus singing karaoke? A bird band!
28. Why did the wombat start a blog? It had a lot to say about the world!
29. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a platypus? A snap-billed reptile!
30. Why did the kangaroo become a yoga instructor? It had a lot of hop-per body control!
31. What do you call an echidna with a great singing voice? An a-capella-pine!
32. Why did the Tasmanian devil start a marathon? It wanted to run with the best of them!
33. What do you get when you cross a koala with a squirrel? A cute little koco-squi!
34. Why did the wallaby become a comedian? It always had a hop-py attitude!
35. What do you call a group of kangaroos playing Monopoly? A roo-poly gang!
36. Why did the emu start writing poetry? It had a way with words!
37. What do you get when you cross a platypus with a snake? A venomous duck-billed reptile!
38. Why did the Tasmanian devil go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a taz-star!
39. What do you call a koala with a sweet tooth? A candy-leaf connoisseur!
40. Why did the wombat become a detective? It had sharp instincts!
41. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a kangaroo with a wallaby? A hopping, biting, tail-whipping creature!
42. Why did the echidna become a pilot? It wanted to soar through the skies!
43. What do you call a group of emus playing tag? A feathered frenzy!
44. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a magician? It had a few tricks up its sleeve!
45. What do you get when you cross a koala with a kangaroo? A hopping, cuddly marsupial!
46. Why did the platypus become a fashion model? It had a unique look!
47. What do you call a group of wallabies playing poker? A hop-poker party!
48. Why did the wombat become an acrobat? It had a lot of balance!
49. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a turtle? A slow-moving, tail-snapping creature!
50. Why did the Tasmanian devil become a firefighter? It was always ready to put out a blaze!