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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Blood Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did Dracula quit his job as a banker? He was tired of dealing with all the bloodsuckers.
2. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
3. What do you call a blood-sucking insect that loves to party? A party-bug.
4. How did the vampire count his money? He used his blood bank account.
5. What do you call a vampire who can't stand the sight of blood? A faint-hearted fiend.
6. Why did the vampire refuse to drink tomato juice? He was afraid of getting a bloody Mary.
7. How do you know if your blood is tired? It needs a transfusion break.
8. Why did the vampire get a ticket? He forgot to drive on the right vein.
9. What's a vampire's favorite kind of fruit? A blood orange.
10. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A bloodhound.
11. What did the doctor say to the blood who was feeling down? Your blood pressure is too low.
12. Why was the blood expelled from school? He had a bad clot.
13. Why did the blood go to the bar? He needed a Type-O-ne.
14. What did the vampire say when he saw a werewolf? Long time, no fleas.
15. Why did the vampire throw a party? To get a lot of vein in one room.
16. How did the blood get into the hair salon? Through the vein entrance.
17. Why did the ghost refuse to eat the vampire's blood? It was too rare.
18. What do you call a vampire that likes to play baseball? A bat catcher.
19. What do you call a blood bank that's always open? A vein center.
20. Why did the vampire get lost in the forest? He couldn't find his way through the artery.
21. Why did the vampire order a salad? He wanted to add some plasma to his diet.
22. What do you call a group of vampires playing poker? A bloodthirsty crowd.
23. Why did the vampire become a librarian? He loved to read about bloodlines.
24. What do you call a blood donation made by a tree? Sappy transfusion.
25. Why did the vampire take up gardening? He wanted to grow fang-tastic vegetables.
26. How does a vampire order steak? Rare or well-done with a side of blood.
27. What do you call a blood transfusion performed by a butcher? A bloody mess.
28. Why did the blood refuse to flow? It had a power failure.
29. What did the vampire say when he woke up in the morning? Bloody good day to you!
30. How does a blood vessel exercise? By pumping iron.
31. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to perform his bloody melodies.
32. What do you call a vampire that's afraid of the dark? A bright fright night.
33. What do you call a vampire's breakfast cereal? Count Chocula.
34. Why did the vampire go to the hospital? He needed a new drain pipe.
35. How does a vampire commute to work? On a blood vessel.
36. What do you call a vampire who's always in a bad mood? A grumpire.
37. How does a vampire express affection? By sucking face.
38. What do you call a vampire's dream job? Blood analyst.
39. Why did the vampire order takeout? He wanted Chinese blood-soup.
40. What do you call a vampire with good manners? A courtesy bite.
41. What do you call a blood clot that takes a vacation? A thrombosis leave.
42. Why did the vampire become a comedian? He loved cracking bloody jokes.
43. How does a vampire make coffee? By using a blood press.
44. What do you call a vampire's personal trainer? His fang coach.
45. What do you call a vampire's favorite ride? A blood-red wagon.
46. Why did the vampire refuse to wear a suit and tie? He preferred to dress in his red-blood suit.
47. What do you call a vampire's insurance policy? A bat-ual aid.
48. How did the vampire become a traveler? By earning frequent fang miles.
49. What do you call a blood transfusion made by a mechanic? An oil change.
50. Why did the vampire stop drinking coffee? He wanted to switch to Type-A-brew.
1. Why did Dracula quit his job as a banker? He was tired of dealing with all the bloodsuckers.
2. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
3. What do you call a blood-sucking insect that loves to party? A party-bug.
4. How did the vampire count his money? He used his blood bank account.
5. What do you call a vampire who can't stand the sight of blood? A faint-hearted fiend.
6. Why did the vampire refuse to drink tomato juice? He was afraid of getting a bloody Mary.
7. How do you know if your blood is tired? It needs a transfusion break.
8. Why did the vampire get a ticket? He forgot to drive on the right vein.
9. What's a vampire's favorite kind of fruit? A blood orange.
10. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A bloodhound.
11. What did the doctor say to the blood who was feeling down? Your blood pressure is too low.
12. Why was the blood expelled from school? He had a bad clot.
13. Why did the blood go to the bar? He needed a Type-O-ne.
14. What did the vampire say when he saw a werewolf? Long time, no fleas.
15. Why did the vampire throw a party? To get a lot of vein in one room.
16. How did the blood get into the hair salon? Through the vein entrance.
17. Why did the ghost refuse to eat the vampire's blood? It was too rare.
18. What do you call a vampire that likes to play baseball? A bat catcher.
19. What do you call a blood bank that's always open? A vein center.
20. Why did the vampire get lost in the forest? He couldn't find his way through the artery.
21. Why did the vampire order a salad? He wanted to add some plasma to his diet.
22. What do you call a group of vampires playing poker? A bloodthirsty crowd.
23. Why did the vampire become a librarian? He loved to read about bloodlines.
24. What do you call a blood donation made by a tree? Sappy transfusion.
25. Why did the vampire take up gardening? He wanted to grow fang-tastic vegetables.
26. How does a vampire order steak? Rare or well-done with a side of blood.
27. What do you call a blood transfusion performed by a butcher? A bloody mess.
28. Why did the blood refuse to flow? It had a power failure.
29. What did the vampire say when he woke up in the morning? Bloody good day to you!
30. How does a blood vessel exercise? By pumping iron.
31. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to perform his bloody melodies.
32. What do you call a vampire that's afraid of the dark? A bright fright night.
33. What do you call a vampire's breakfast cereal? Count Chocula.
34. Why did the vampire go to the hospital? He needed a new drain pipe.
35. How does a vampire commute to work? On a blood vessel.
36. What do you call a vampire who's always in a bad mood? A grumpire.
37. How does a vampire express affection? By sucking face.
38. What do you call a vampire's dream job? Blood analyst.
39. Why did the vampire order takeout? He wanted Chinese blood-soup.
40. What do you call a vampire with good manners? A courtesy bite.
41. What do you call a blood clot that takes a vacation? A thrombosis leave.
42. Why did the vampire become a comedian? He loved cracking bloody jokes.
43. How does a vampire make coffee? By using a blood press.
44. What do you call a vampire's personal trainer? His fang coach.
45. What do you call a vampire's favorite ride? A blood-red wagon.
46. Why did the vampire refuse to wear a suit and tie? He preferred to dress in his red-blood suit.
47. What do you call a vampire's insurance policy? A bat-ual aid.
48. How did the vampire become a traveler? By earning frequent fang miles.
49. What do you call a blood transfusion made by a mechanic? An oil change.
50. Why did the vampire stop drinking coffee? He wanted to switch to Type-A-brew.