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Beak-less Pecker Riddle

Hint:
A headbanger!
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Two Door Coops Riddle

Hint:
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Weightlifting Bird Riddle

Hint:
A crane.
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The Karate Pig Riddle

Hint:
A pork chop.
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A Bullies Lunch

Hint:
He had a knuckle sandwich!
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Catching A Banana Riddle

Hint:
Because it split!
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Mountain Music Riddle

Hint:
Rock music!
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Train Full Of Gum Riddle

Hint:
A chew-chew train.
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Superman Crossing The Road

Hint:
To get to the supermarket!
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Light As A Feather

Hint:
Air.
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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

2. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.

3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

4. Why don't scientists trust people with glasses? Because they always focus on the wrong things.

5. Why don't mushrooms get invited to parties? Because they're fungi to be with.

6. Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're afraid of the net.

7. Why don't ghosts go on vacation? Because they're afraid they'll be booed.

8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

9. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

12. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.

13. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

14. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

15. Why did the rowboat get a divorce? Because it was not coxswain compatible.

16. Why don't elephants use laptops? Because they prefer trunk calls.

17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

18. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They lift their spirits instead.

19. Why did the woman run away from the vacuum? Because it sucked.

20. Why did the bee get married? Because it found its honey.

21. Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

22. Why did the farmer win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.

23. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up traffic.

24. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.

25. Why was the belt sent to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.

26. Why don't aliens eat humans? Because they taste funny.

27. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because it was a fungi.

28. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? To get his shooting guard.

29. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!

30. Why was the calendar afraid to go to the dentist? It heard it had a lot of appointments.

31. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

32. Why did the cupcake call a locksmith? It got its icing locked.

33. Why did the bananas break up? They couldn’t find a re-peeling.

34. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

35. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "pee" is silent.

36. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

37. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

38. Why did the talking clock go to therapy? He always felt second and minute.

39. Why did the duck go to the bank? To get a loan.

40. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

42. Why don't sharks live on land? Because they can't surf the web.

43. Why did the pencil break up with the pen? Because they couldn't draw a straight line in their relationship.

44. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.

45. Why did the broccoli break up with the cauliflower? Because it found someone butter.

46. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

47. Why did the antelope leave its house? Because its home was starting to herd.

48. Why did the library book go on a trip? It wanted to check out the world.

49. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

50. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because he was well-armed.
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