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1. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

2. What do you call a line of rabbits doing the bunny hop? A hareline!

3. Why was the Easter bunny so grumpy? He was having a bad hare day!

4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bunny? Frosty the Snowhop!

5. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To prove he's not chicken!

6. How does the Easter bunny paint all the eggs? He eggs-cels at it!

7. What do you call an Easter egg that's been naughty? A deviled egg!

8. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack themselves up!

9. What's the difference between an Easter bunny and a lumberjack? One chops trees, the other hops trees!

10. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated!

11. What's the Easter bunny's favorite type of music? Hip-hops!

12. What do you get when you cross an Easter bunny and a bear? A honey bunny!

13. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? With egg-ercise!

14. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!

15. Why did the Easter bunny join the basketball team? He wanted to be a basket-hopper!

16. What do you call a group of rabbits playing musical instruments? A band of bunnies!

17. Why was the Easter egg cold? It was chilled to the bone!

18. What's the Easter bunny's favorite way to travel? By hareplane!

19. How do you make a rabbit stew? You have to hop to it!

20. What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny and a hippo? An easter-hippo-tamus!

21. Why did the Easter bunny ask for a raise? He needed more money to pay for his egg-spenses!

22. What do you call an Easter egg that's a bad fighter? A shell of its former self!

23. Why did the Easter bunny go to the doctor? He was feeling a little hare-y!

24. How do you get good grades in bunny school? Hop to it and study hard!

25. Why did the Easter bunny put all his eggs in one basket? He likes to live life on the edge!

26. What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes? A funny bunny!

27. Why did the Easter bunny go to the dance? He wanted to bunny-hop!

28. What do you call a group of rabbits playing basketball? The bunny ballers!

29. Why did the Easter bunny visit the beach? He wanted to see the sun bunny!

30. What's the Easter bunny's favorite dessert? Carrot cake!

31. Why did the Easter bunny have a tough time at work? His boss was a little hare-brained!

32. What do you call a rabbit that's always bringing up the past? A hop-timist!

33. Why did the Easter bunny have a hard time sleeping? He kept having egg-nightmares!

34. What kind of coffee does the Easter bunny drink? Hopresso!

35. How does the Easter bunny keep his carrots fresh? In the hare dryer!

36. What did the Easter bunny say when he lost his tail? "I'm feeling a little hop-less!"

37. Why did the Easter bunny refuse to eat vegetables? He was afraid of ending up as a salad bunny!

38. What do you call a rabbit that can cook? A chef-hare-d!

39. Why did the Easter bunny go to the bank? To get a hoppy loan!

40. What's the Easter bunny's favorite car? A hatch-back!

41. What do you call a rabbit that's always decorating his house? A home-hop-er!

42. Why did the Easter bunny get into a fight with the Easter chicken? He wanted to see who was the egg-streme champion!

43. What's the Easter bunny's favorite scent? Hoppy perfume!

44. How does the Easter bunny stay organized? With a hare-clip!

45. Why did the Easter bunny refuse to clean up after himself? He didn't want to be known as a "bunny maid"!

46. What do you call a rabbit that's always making noise? A hop-eration!

47. Why did the Easter bunny go to the gym? He wanted to work on his bicep-hops!

48. What's the Easter bunny's favorite sport? Hare racing!

49. How does the Easter bunny say "Goodbye"? "Hop to see you soon!"

50. What do you call a rabbit that's always on time? A punctual bunny!
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