FREE RIDDLES

Blow for blow,
they matched each other.
Neither would fall to the other.
In the eyes of the crowd,
they were this?

Who actually wrote the M, O, A, I letter riddle in "Twelfth Night"?

I have two coins together totaling 15 cents,
one of them is not a nickle, what are they?

Who can see blue,
and is the same hue.
Who can beat you in a game,
even with flame.

Who am I?

Whats bigger than a match box size of a truck every body buys it but don't really use it?

How long does Luke Skywalker need to sleep?

All about, but cannot be seen,
Can be captured, cannot be held,
No throat, but can be heard.
Who Am I?

I have four legs but no tail. Usually I am heard only at night. What am I?

How do we know that football referees are happy?

What did the angry bride tell the groom on her wedding night?

What has a bottom at its top?

If I miss, I might hit your bush. Its my job to stuff your box. When I come, its news. What am I?

Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the tin woodsman in the morning?

Who made the yellow slick road slippery?

What kind of witch lives on a beach?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Free Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.



4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.



5. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.



6. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.



7. Why did the robber take a bath before stealing? He wanted to make a clean getaway.



8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.



9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.



10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.



11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? They'd be bagels.



12. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.



13. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.



14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.



15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.



16. Why don't mummies go on vacations? They're afraid they'll unwind.



17. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.



18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.



19. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.



20. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.



21. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.



22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.



23. Why did the tomato turn blue? It was holding its breath.



24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.



25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.



26. Why do ducks make terrible detectives? They always quack the case.



27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.



28. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.



29. Why don't ants get sick? They have little ant-bodies.



30. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.



31. Why did the orange go to school? To get a degree in peelosophy.



32. Why did the plumber need a nap? He was feeling drain-ed.



33. Why did the pig get a sunburn? Because he was bacon in the sun.



34. Why did the pizza maker refuse to put vegetables on his pizza? It was a pizza cake.



35. Why did the frog visit the bank? He wanted to deposit his jump change.



36. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.



37. Why don't penguins like talking in public? They always feel like they're being watched.



38. Why did the cat go to the vet? It was feline sick.



39. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.



40. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of viruses.



41. Why did the banana break up with the apple? Because it couldn't keep the peelings alive.



42. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.



43. Why did the dog eat the clock? It wanted to have a snack time.



44. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.



45. Why don't eggs go to the gym? They don't want to get scrambled.



46. Why did the squash go to the dance? It wanted to choreograph its moves.



47. Why don't dentists like math? Because they always use angles.



48. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They lift their own spirits.



49. Why did the baker go to therapy? To work on her kneads.



50. Why don't polar bears wear shoe sizes? Because they have bear feet!