FREE RIDDLES

My first three is another name for the Hindu god Shiva.
My last four create something to wear.
Together I might use a scythe.

What am I?

You could wait 27 days or you could see it everyday. What is it?

Hester goes out for an afternoon bicycle ride. She rides for one hour at five miles an hour, then three hours at four miles an hour and finally two hours at seven miles an hour. How many miles did she ride in total?

Debbie starts driving her dragster from rest and constantly accelerates to 60 mph in 10 seconds. How far does she travel in those 10 seconds?

Two bikes are traveling toward each other at a constant speed of 10 mph. When the bikes are 20 miles apart, a bee flies from the front wheel of one of the bikes toward the other bike at a constant speed of 25 mph. As soon as it reaches the front wheel of the other bike, it immediately turns around and flies at 25 mph toward the first bike. It continues this pattern until the two bikes smush the bee between the two front tires.

How far did the bee travel?

I dont speak but there is no word I cannot make. What am I?

I beam, shine and sparkle white,
I brighten the day with a single light.
I charm and enchant one and all,
I can counter the darkest pall.

What am I?

A white horse jumps over a tower and lands on a priest, who immediately disappears from the landscape. Where did this take place?

What kind of stones are never found in sea?

How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Thirty men and only two women, but they hold the most power. Dressed in black and white, they could fight for hours. Who are they?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Free Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.



4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.



5. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.



6. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.



7. Why did the robber take a bath before stealing? He wanted to make a clean getaway.



8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.



9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.



10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.



11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? They'd be bagels.



12. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.



13. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.



14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.



15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.



16. Why don't mummies go on vacations? They're afraid they'll unwind.



17. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.



18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.



19. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.



20. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.



21. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.



22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.



23. Why did the tomato turn blue? It was holding its breath.



24. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.



25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.



26. Why do ducks make terrible detectives? They always quack the case.



27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.



28. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.



29. Why don't ants get sick? They have little ant-bodies.



30. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.



31. Why did the orange go to school? To get a degree in peelosophy.



32. Why did the plumber need a nap? He was feeling drain-ed.



33. Why did the pig get a sunburn? Because he was bacon in the sun.



34. Why did the pizza maker refuse to put vegetables on his pizza? It was a pizza cake.



35. Why did the frog visit the bank? He wanted to deposit his jump change.



36. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.



37. Why don't penguins like talking in public? They always feel like they're being watched.



38. Why did the cat go to the vet? It was feline sick.



39. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.



40. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of viruses.



41. Why did the banana break up with the apple? Because it couldn't keep the peelings alive.



42. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.



43. Why did the dog eat the clock? It wanted to have a snack time.



44. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.



45. Why don't eggs go to the gym? They don't want to get scrambled.



46. Why did the squash go to the dance? It wanted to choreograph its moves.



47. Why don't dentists like math? Because they always use angles.



48. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They lift their own spirits.



49. Why did the baker go to therapy? To work on her kneads.



50. Why don't polar bears wear shoe sizes? Because they have bear feet!