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Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs

Q: What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder with a Peeping Tom?
A: Amazing Peeks

Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation

Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.

Q: Why did the bodybuilder go to the hospital?
A: Somebody told him he was all cut up!

Q: How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"

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Weightlifting Bird Riddle

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A crane.
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Gym Patience Riddle

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Because there is a lot of 'weighting.'
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Never Rings Or Twinkles

Hint:
A dumb-bell.
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