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July is the seventh month of the year and is very popular for being one of the prime months of summer. The month itself is believed to be named after Julius Caesar and is also known to American's as the month where America received it's "independence" from England. In fact, one of the more popular riddles in this section is titled "July In England Riddle" and relates to the 4th of July.
It's time to take on this exciting set of trick questions related to the summer month. If you have any original questions related to this topic, please leave them in the section that allows near the page's end.
Birthday Traditions Riddle
On Mark's 21st birthday he rented a boat and rowed out into the middle of a lake. It had been a tradition that when his dad, grandfather, and great grandfather turned 21, they would walk across the lake to a cabin. But when Mark got out of the boat, he almost drowned. When Mark asked his mom why this had happened, what did she say?
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Mark's mom said, "Your father, grandfather, and great grandfather were all born in January. You were born in July." Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Dog In July Riddle
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Snowman In July Riddle
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Fourth Of July In England
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Yes, theres a 4th of July in every country. Of course they dont treat it as a holiday as citizens of the United States do, but thats not what was asked. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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July In England Riddle
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Post Your July Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever July Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the grill refuse to cook on July 4th? Because it wanted to enjoy its independence too!
2. What do you call a patriotic insect? A Yankee Doodle fly!
3. Why did the weather feel sad in July? Because it realized summer was almost over and it was going to miss the sunny days!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and July? A puddle that says "Frosty the No-Man!"
5. Why did the hot dog turn down a barbecue invitation in July? Because it was already 'burnt' out from eating too many at the last one!
6. What do you give to a person who loves fireworks in July? The 'spark' of your admiration!
7. Why did the athlete refuse to go outside in July? Because he didn't want to get hot-flashed!
8. What do you call a July born baby? A sparkler of love and joy!
9. What do the stars have in common with July? They both sparkle and shine during the darkest time of the year!
10. Why did the vacationers go to the beach in July? To sunbathe and chillax like a crab!
11. What do you get when you cross a watermelon and July? A juicy, delectable treat that will quench your thirst!
12. Why did the chilli pepper hide out in July? Because it was too hot to handle!
13. What do you call a person who bugs you in July? An 'annoying' mosquito!
14. Why did the barbecue keep running low on coal in July? Because it got too fired up too quickly!
15. What do you get when you cross a July barbecue and a fish? A salmon that's well done but still fresh!
16. Why did the beach-chairs complain in July? They said their comfort was being washed away!
17. What do you call a person who keeps worrying about their summer bod in July? A fitnessnazi!
18. Why did the sunflowers turn their petals in July? They wanted to take a nap and rest up for August!
19. What do you get when you cross a July beach party and a pirate? A 'shiver my timbers' dance under the stars!
20. Why did the mosquitoes enjoy July so much? Because it was the only time they didn't have to compete with other insects for food!
21. What do you get when you cross a July wading pool and a puppy? A splashy, frolicking play date!
22. Why did the dolphin jump more during July? Because it was showing off its red-white-and-blue spirit!
23. What do you get when you cross a July parade and a gorilla? A funky, 'swing my arms' walk that will make you laugh!
24. Why did the tree in July feel like the odd one out? It was the only one not wearing a tank top!
25. What do you get when you cross a July picnic and a horse? A platter of hay burgers and carrot dogs!
26. Why did the July corn refuse to become popcorn? It said it was too sweet to suffer that kind of heat!
27. What do you get when you cross July and a dragonfly? A flashy, sassy bug that conquers the sky!
28. Why did the July flowers want to be picked? They said they were too pretty to just sit around and wilt!
29. What do you call a person who loves to bake in July? A 'summit' kitchen queen!
30. Why did the July watermelon feel lonely? Because it said it was the only fruit that needed a group hug!
31. What do you get when you cross a July BMX rider and a seagull? A 'bird'-acious trampolining adventure!
32. Why did the July ice cream go bad? It said it was melting for the wrong reasons!
33. What do you call a person who can't get enough of July? A 'heat'-seeker of joy and delight!
34. Why did the July fireworks feel sad after the show was over? Because they didn't want the oohs and ahhs to end!
35. What do you get when you cross July and a bee? A buzzin', flower petal-chomping extravaganza!
36. Why did the July barbecue refuse to cook? It said it wanted to chillax and enjoy the company of friends and family!
37. What do you call a person who loves to camp in July? An 'out'-spokensurvivalist!
38. Why did the July flowers keep shriveling up? Because they were too busy competing for the best bouquet!
39. What do you get when you cross July and a frog? A 'ribbit'-ing and splashy pool party!
40. Why did the July lake feel lonely? It said it was the only body of water that didn't have a beach to call its own!
41. What do you get when you cross July and a panda? A bamboo-eating, sunbathing adventure!
42. Why did the July hot air balloon refuse to take off? It said the heat was making it feel a little deflated!
43. What do you call a person who loves to fish in July? A 'lure'-sy outdoorsman!
44. Why did the July rain feel so refreshing? Because it knew it was the only thing keeping everyone cool!
45. What do you get when you cross a July party and a chicken? A feather-flapping, barbecue feast that will make your mouth water!
46. Why did the July sandcastle feel grumpy? It said it was too sandy to do anything else!
47. What do you call a person who loves to surf in July? A 'wave'-drenched adventurer!
48. Why did the July flowers turn their noses up at everything? They said they were too fragrant to be ignored!
49. What do you get when you cross July and a unicorn? A mythical and magical adventure that will brighten up your entire day!
50. Why did the July ice cream truck keep driving around? It said it didn't want anyone to 'melt' without getting their favorite flavor first!
1. Why did the grill refuse to cook on July 4th? Because it wanted to enjoy its independence too!
2. What do you call a patriotic insect? A Yankee Doodle fly!
3. Why did the weather feel sad in July? Because it realized summer was almost over and it was going to miss the sunny days!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and July? A puddle that says "Frosty the No-Man!"
5. Why did the hot dog turn down a barbecue invitation in July? Because it was already 'burnt' out from eating too many at the last one!
6. What do you give to a person who loves fireworks in July? The 'spark' of your admiration!
7. Why did the athlete refuse to go outside in July? Because he didn't want to get hot-flashed!
8. What do you call a July born baby? A sparkler of love and joy!
9. What do the stars have in common with July? They both sparkle and shine during the darkest time of the year!
10. Why did the vacationers go to the beach in July? To sunbathe and chillax like a crab!
11. What do you get when you cross a watermelon and July? A juicy, delectable treat that will quench your thirst!
12. Why did the chilli pepper hide out in July? Because it was too hot to handle!
13. What do you call a person who bugs you in July? An 'annoying' mosquito!
14. Why did the barbecue keep running low on coal in July? Because it got too fired up too quickly!
15. What do you get when you cross a July barbecue and a fish? A salmon that's well done but still fresh!
16. Why did the beach-chairs complain in July? They said their comfort was being washed away!
17. What do you call a person who keeps worrying about their summer bod in July? A fitnessnazi!
18. Why did the sunflowers turn their petals in July? They wanted to take a nap and rest up for August!
19. What do you get when you cross a July beach party and a pirate? A 'shiver my timbers' dance under the stars!
20. Why did the mosquitoes enjoy July so much? Because it was the only time they didn't have to compete with other insects for food!
21. What do you get when you cross a July wading pool and a puppy? A splashy, frolicking play date!
22. Why did the dolphin jump more during July? Because it was showing off its red-white-and-blue spirit!
23. What do you get when you cross a July parade and a gorilla? A funky, 'swing my arms' walk that will make you laugh!
24. Why did the tree in July feel like the odd one out? It was the only one not wearing a tank top!
25. What do you get when you cross a July picnic and a horse? A platter of hay burgers and carrot dogs!
26. Why did the July corn refuse to become popcorn? It said it was too sweet to suffer that kind of heat!
27. What do you get when you cross July and a dragonfly? A flashy, sassy bug that conquers the sky!
28. Why did the July flowers want to be picked? They said they were too pretty to just sit around and wilt!
29. What do you call a person who loves to bake in July? A 'summit' kitchen queen!
30. Why did the July watermelon feel lonely? Because it said it was the only fruit that needed a group hug!
31. What do you get when you cross a July BMX rider and a seagull? A 'bird'-acious trampolining adventure!
32. Why did the July ice cream go bad? It said it was melting for the wrong reasons!
33. What do you call a person who can't get enough of July? A 'heat'-seeker of joy and delight!
34. Why did the July fireworks feel sad after the show was over? Because they didn't want the oohs and ahhs to end!
35. What do you get when you cross July and a bee? A buzzin', flower petal-chomping extravaganza!
36. Why did the July barbecue refuse to cook? It said it wanted to chillax and enjoy the company of friends and family!
37. What do you call a person who loves to camp in July? An 'out'-spokensurvivalist!
38. Why did the July flowers keep shriveling up? Because they were too busy competing for the best bouquet!
39. What do you get when you cross July and a frog? A 'ribbit'-ing and splashy pool party!
40. Why did the July lake feel lonely? It said it was the only body of water that didn't have a beach to call its own!
41. What do you get when you cross July and a panda? A bamboo-eating, sunbathing adventure!
42. Why did the July hot air balloon refuse to take off? It said the heat was making it feel a little deflated!
43. What do you call a person who loves to fish in July? A 'lure'-sy outdoorsman!
44. Why did the July rain feel so refreshing? Because it knew it was the only thing keeping everyone cool!
45. What do you get when you cross a July party and a chicken? A feather-flapping, barbecue feast that will make your mouth water!
46. Why did the July sandcastle feel grumpy? It said it was too sandy to do anything else!
47. What do you call a person who loves to surf in July? A 'wave'-drenched adventurer!
48. Why did the July flowers turn their noses up at everything? They said they were too fragrant to be ignored!
49. What do you get when you cross July and a unicorn? A mythical and magical adventure that will brighten up your entire day!
50. Why did the July ice cream truck keep driving around? It said it didn't want anyone to 'melt' without getting their favorite flavor first!